CS OLYMPICS - 4 (902)
KNenagh: Seeing that we all wear these warm, long trousers and jackets, we just take them off, tie them together and all of us abseil down that way.
Of course we are all wearing fashionable underwear in our country colours:
We completely dazzle the competition and of course win the competition handsdown!
Of course we are all wearing fashionable underwear in our country colours:
We completely dazzle the competition and of course win the competition handsdown!
Good Thinking, But You all will be Frozen Statues at the Starting Gates!
At least You made the News!
Happygolucky4u: Judge I know you are to smart to fall for some pics of a few hotties. What a ploy for extra high scores
Judge Kaybee I think this might of fell out of your pocket
Judge Kaybee I think this might of fell out of your pocket
We just send rebel in his tartan string to do an airdog in front of our honoured judge Kaybee. I'm sure she prefers that to some dosh Happy.
HotrodLarrys: Good Thinking, But You all will be Frozen Statues at the Starting Gates!
At least You made the News!
At least You made the News!
Hi Hottie,
looking at my team mates will keep my blood pressure up and me feeling hot. 
Kaybee50: EVENT - Day 11 Ski Lift Gondola Snafu.You and you are teammates are together in the ski lift gondola, which is taking you up the mountain for the snowboard cross race.
You're high above the snowy ground, nervously anticipating the upcoming event, when suddenly the gondola comes to an abrupt halt. Something is not right. It's not starting to move again. The minutes are ticking by.
The competition begins in 20 minutes!
What will you do to get you and your teammates to the starting gate of the snowboard cross race on time?
You're high above the snowy ground, nervously anticipating the upcoming event, when suddenly the gondola comes to an abrupt halt. Something is not right. It's not starting to move again. The minutes are ticking by.
The competition begins in 20 minutes!
What will you do to get you and your teammates to the starting gate of the snowboard cross race on time?
Ccincy always has a mickey in her purse. We stay in the gondola and party.
KNenagh: Hi Hottie, looking at my team mates will keep my blood pressure up and me feeling hot.
Keep that thought!
Kaybee50: EVENT - Day 11 Ski Lift Gondola Snafu.You and you are teammates are together in the ski lift gondola, which is taking you up the mountain for the snowboard cross race.
You're high above the snowy ground, nervously anticipating the upcoming event, when suddenly the gondola comes to an abrupt halt. Something is not right. It's not starting to move again. The minutes are ticking by.
The competition begins in 20 minutes!
What will you do to get you and your teammates to the starting gate of the snowboard cross race on time?
You're high above the snowy ground, nervously anticipating the upcoming event, when suddenly the gondola comes to an abrupt halt. Something is not right. It's not starting to move again. The minutes are ticking by.
The competition begins in 20 minutes!
What will you do to get you and your teammates to the starting gate of the snowboard cross race on time?
thats easy, i just use my superpowers to move the gondola.
Bogart_1960: thats easy, i just use my superpowers to move the gondola.
Radiation exposure?
Just wondering how to get this superness. 
HotrodLarrys: Our Team all had some Xtra Clothing, Especially Jono, You Know how Women are, We Saw the Maintenance Dept Inspecting the Problem On a Large Snow Mobile Below, pulling a Sled behind, We Flagged them Down, They said they Could not Bring us to the top, So we Offered them Half of our Beer, the said lets hurry, We Tied all of the Clothes together, all sliding down Our Home made rope, we all Got in the Sled and was to the top in Minutes..... When We saw Team Africa Coming up on Cows, We Just Giggled, But They Did make it up the mountain With Sore Butts!
Ready For the Snowboard Cross Race Judge.
Ready For the Snowboard Cross Race Judge.
Gosh Larry, i am soooo terribly under dressed for this...
Kaybee50: EVENT - Day 10
Curling.
Refer to page 42 of CS OLYMPICS -3 Thread for accompanying pics. Curling. A heart pounding, nail biting, fast paced, action filled sport. Well, maybe not so fast paced, but it is a sport the leaves many of us scratching us heads.
Curling has its roots in medieval Scotland, involves a great deal of strategy and teamwork, brooms, and snappy fashion choices.
Your team marches onto the ice with brooms in hand and ready to sweep
the competition away.
What will your team be wearing?
A) Traditional classic?
B) Unassuming?
C) Hunky beefcake?
D) Dazzle them with brillance?
E) American inspired polyester?
Curling.
Refer to page 42 of CS OLYMPICS -3 Thread for accompanying pics. Curling. A heart pounding, nail biting, fast paced, action filled sport. Well, maybe not so fast paced, but it is a sport the leaves many of us scratching us heads.
Curling has its roots in medieval Scotland, involves a great deal of strategy and teamwork, brooms, and snappy fashion choices.
Your team marches onto the ice with brooms in hand and ready to sweep
the competition away.
What will your team be wearing?
A) Traditional classic?
B) Unassuming?
C) Hunky beefcake?
D) Dazzle them with brillance?
E) American inspired polyester?
"D" for me.
Kaybee50: EVENT - Day 11 Ski Lift Gondola Snafu.You and you are teammates are together in the ski lift gondola, which is taking you up the mountain for the snowboard cross race.
You're high above the snowy ground, nervously anticipating the upcoming event, when suddenly the gondola comes to an abrupt halt. Something is not right. It's not starting to move again. The minutes are ticking by.
The competition begins in 20 minutes!
What will you do to get you and your teammates to the starting gate of the snowboard cross race on time?
You're high above the snowy ground, nervously anticipating the upcoming event, when suddenly the gondola comes to an abrupt halt. Something is not right. It's not starting to move again. The minutes are ticking by.
The competition begins in 20 minutes!
What will you do to get you and your teammates to the starting gate of the snowboard cross race on time?
Fortunately, there is an emergency rope ladder in the gondola but the imbecile who designed it made it too short to reach the ground.
We removed our long Olympic scarves and tied them together, climbed down the ladder, attached our scarves to the bottom of the ladder, and made it to the ground in one piece. An emergency crew was already waiting for us on the ground with snowmobiles and they quickly got us to the event with 5 minutes to spare. We stood at the top watching all the other teams in various stages of undress and frostbite and knew we would win this event.
jono7: Gosh Larry, i am soooo terribly under dressed for this...
As a Survivalist Expert, And a Gentleman, The Last Resort is Giving you My only Jacket Remaining and Then Snuggling to Keep Me warm the last few minutes before the Race!
Maybe the Judge would give us Extra Credits Today, Just For Fine Tuning our Survival Skills!
Kaybee50: EVENT - Day 11 Ski Lift Gondola Snafu.You and you are teammates are together in the ski lift gondola, which is taking you up the mountain for the snowboard cross race.
You're high above the snowy ground, nervously anticipating the upcoming event, when suddenly the gondola comes to an abrupt halt. Something is not right. It's not starting to move again. The minutes are ticking by.
The competition begins in 20 minutes!
What will you do to get you and your teammates to the starting gate of the snowboard cross race on time?
You're high above the snowy ground, nervously anticipating the upcoming event, when suddenly the gondola comes to an abrupt halt. Something is not right. It's not starting to move again. The minutes are ticking by.
The competition begins in 20 minutes!
What will you do to get you and your teammates to the starting gate of the snowboard cross race on time?
There's nothing I can do.All we can do is sit and wait hoping that someone comes along to find and help us.
Kaybee50: EVENT - Day 11 Ski Lift Gondola Snafu.You and you are teammates are together in the ski lift gondola, which is taking you up the mountain for the snowboard cross race.
You're high above the snowy ground, nervously anticipating the upcoming event, when suddenly the gondola comes to an abrupt halt. Something is not right. It's not starting to move again. The minutes are ticking by.
The competition begins in 20 minutes!
What will you do to get you and your teammates to the starting gate of the snowboard cross race on time?
You're high above the snowy ground, nervously anticipating the upcoming event, when suddenly the gondola comes to an abrupt halt. Something is not right. It's not starting to move again. The minutes are ticking by.
The competition begins in 20 minutes!
What will you do to get you and your teammates to the starting gate of the snowboard cross race on time?
in BC last week..
we practice for this sort of thing....
the gondola stops and hangs in the air. i look at my teammates and they've all started stripping and knotting their clothes into a rope and hanging it out the gondola door in a down under direction.
lucky for us, i carry emergency rope with me... (ya never know when it might come in handy...
) there's no time to waste...toss the rest of yur clothes out and dress at the bottom...quick...down the rope!
Wabbet attaches the rope safely to the undercarriage of the gondola with a series of complex knots
(
...hmmmm..where'd you learn to do that, Wabbet? )a crowd gathers on the snow below as we all descend down.
Larry follows KauriMan who has taken the lead down the rope..the rope is slippery and Larry starts to slide..which becomes a bit of a bummer for Kauriman. the rope was 15 feet too short..Kauriman lets go of the rope, and Larry momentarily dangles in the air with a north easternly wind at his bare back as the remaining team members crawl over him and leap to the outstretched arms of the strangers waiting to catch them.
once at the bottom we have many offers of rides to the event. i think it was their admiration for merriweather as she gracefully descended down that rope towards her clothes, incorporating several acrobatic poses with the expertise of an experienced circus de soleil performer.
thanks for your team spirit merriweather...
Your honorable most wonderful gorgeous judge I will be out for a few. I will have a friend check in with you while I am out for me. Thank you for being you
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Kaybee50: EVENT - Day 11 Ski Lift Gondola Snafu.You and you are teammates are together in the ski lift gondola, which is taking you up the mountain for the snowboard cross race.
You're high above the snowy ground, nervously anticipating the upcoming event, when suddenly the gondola comes to an abrupt halt. Something is not right. It's not starting to move again. The minutes are ticking by.
The competition begins in 20 minutes!
What will you do to get you and your teammates to the starting gate of the snowboard cross race on time?
You're high above the snowy ground, nervously anticipating the upcoming event, when suddenly the gondola comes to an abrupt halt. Something is not right. It's not starting to move again. The minutes are ticking by.
The competition begins in 20 minutes!
What will you do to get you and your teammates to the starting gate of the snowboard cross race on time?
While you were all resting for today's event I was busy chatting up a very nice young man in the bar. It turned out that he was the jealous and over protective type so he followed us in his snow mobile. He came prepared with a rope for us to slide down. As he is a show off as well we were at the top in record time.
EVENT - Day 11 Ski Lift Gondola Snafu"
Hi KB!
Casula Carol goes up on the Gondola and applies some vegetable oil to the cables and the everything there that she had in her purse. (the one she did not use for the fish she had promised to her family because some one of the Canadian team drank the beer for the batter) and voilá the gondola is flying to the top and we get on time.
Hi KB!
Casula Carol goes up on the Gondola and applies some vegetable oil to the cables and the everything there that she had in her purse. (the one she did not use for the fish she had promised to her family because some one of the Canadian team drank the beer for the batter) and voilá the gondola is flying to the top and we get on time.
KNenagh: Seeing that we all wear these warm, long trousers and jackets, we just take them off, tie them together and all of us abseil down that way.
Of course we are all wearing fashionable underwear in our country colours:
We completely dazzle the competition and of course win the competition handsdown!
Of course we are all wearing fashionable underwear in our country colours:
We completely dazzle the competition and of course win the competition handsdown!
Oh the kilt, the kilt
You don't play fair, KN.
firstly i would reassure everyone that its going to be ok,ive seen every disaster movie made since 1975.then id get them to smash the windows in the cable car so we had a supply of fresh air,then we would tap out an sos on the cable using a spoon,remove our clothing to make the car lighter so it stays floating,start a fire in the car and hope a passing ship sees us and finally start digging our way out ,concealing the rubble in the sand.....................aah no prob just jump
Kaybee50: EVENT - Day 11 Ski Lift Gondola Snafu.You and you are teammates are together in the ski lift gondola, which is taking you up the mountain for the snowboard cross race.
You're high above the snowy ground, nervously anticipating the upcoming event, when suddenly the gondola comes to an abrupt halt. Something is not right. It's not starting to move again. The minutes are ticking by.
The competition begins in 20 minutes!
What will you do to get you and your teammates to the starting gate of the snowboard cross race on time?
You're high above the snowy ground, nervously anticipating the upcoming event, when suddenly the gondola comes to an abrupt halt. Something is not right. It's not starting to move again. The minutes are ticking by.
The competition begins in 20 minutes!
What will you do to get you and your teammates to the starting gate of the snowboard cross race on time?
I would hop on the snow board James Bond-style, drop onto the snow, and zoom over to the engine-room of the gondola. Repair the fault in double-quick time, thus enabling my team mates to make the competition on time, and go on to win
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Of course we are all wearing fashionable underwear in our country colours:
We completely dazzle the competition and of course win the competition handsdown!
Judge I know you are to smart to fall for some pics of a few hotties.
What a ploy for extra high scores
Judge Kaybee I think this might of fell out of your pocket
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