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Oct 20, 2014 10:59 AM CST If pillows could talk
If pillows could talk what might be the conversation be ,,,oh what is he doing , oh look what she,s at,, omg .....
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Oct 20, 2014 11:05 AM CST If pillows could talk
pedalguy59
pedalguy59pedalguy59Burlington, Ontario Canada28 Threads 1 Polls 6,976 Posts
michaelright: If pillows could talk what might be the conversation be ,,,oh what is he doing , oh look what she,s at,, omg .....


Pillow says: " Don't try to poke me with that thing."laugh
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Oct 20, 2014 11:18 AM CST If pillows could talk
postneoludite
postneoluditepostneoluditeWest Vancouver, British Columbia Canada39 Threads 22 Polls 890 Posts
Mine would say "Quit drooling on me for crying out loud"
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Oct 20, 2014 11:23 AM CST If pillows could talk
Ccincy
CcincyCcincyCincinnati, Ohio USA77 Threads 20,535 Posts
Mine would say "Put me in retirement I'm old." laugh
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Oct 20, 2014 12:22 PM CST If pillows could talk
BerrySmoothie
BerrySmoothieBerrySmoothieMy Retreat, Auckland New Zealand3 Threads 4,733 Posts
"I know you want me, but this is getting ridiculous.
I'm just a pillow for crying out loud!!" giggle
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Oct 20, 2014 12:39 PM CST If pillows could talk
Whats those flys doing up there...sleep
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Oct 20, 2014 3:14 PM CST If pillows could talk
2girlsnocup
2girlsnocup2girlsnocupunknown, Greater London, England UK28 Threads 1 Polls 2,621 Posts
michaelright: If pillows could talk what might be the conversation be ,,,oh what is he doing , oh look what she,s at,, omg .....


FFS, stop drooling!

Yep, I wake up sometimes looking like a St Bernard's slobbered everywhere blues
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Oct 20, 2014 3:50 PM CST If pillows could talk
xxDandelionxx
xxDandelionxxxxDandelionxxunknown, Hampshire, England UK8 Threads 2,525 Posts
My pillow would say.....

Woo hoooo!!!! yay

Sweet dreams of Keanu Reeves smitten
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Oct 20, 2014 3:58 PM CST If pillows could talk
2intrigued
2intrigued2intriguedMississauga, Ontario Canada11 Threads 18,576 Posts
michaelright: If pillows could talk what might be the conversation be ,,,oh what is he doing , oh look what she,s at,, omg .....


If my pillows could talk, they'd be yelling get me outta here, it's hot. They're rolling round in the clothes dryer right now. laugh
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Oct 20, 2014 4:10 PM CST If pillows could talk
chris27292729
chris27292729chris27292729IOS island, South Aegean Greece93 Threads 15,811 Posts
If pollows talk,would say.!!!!
She complains practically very night,and his reply is mostly the same,
"Yes dear you are very right",but he does NOTHING about it.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
michaelright: If pillows could talk what might be the conversation be ,,,oh what is he doing , oh look what she,s at,, omg .....
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Oct 20, 2014 4:18 PM CST If pillows could talk
jac_the_gripper
jac_the_gripperjac_the_gripperTonyrefail, South Glamorgan, Wales UK24 Threads 5,363 Posts
"You only want to sleep with me, you cad!" crying
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Oct 20, 2014 4:40 PM CST If pillows could talk
...........we'd have to kill a good bit of them!laugh
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Oct 20, 2014 4:44 PM CST If pillows could talk
Ccincy
CcincyCcincyCincinnati, Ohio USA77 Threads 20,535 Posts
If pillows could talk they would probably say:"Will you please stop squeezing me I'm trying to breath".
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Oct 20, 2014 4:50 PM CST If pillows could talk
...mine would say . did you dream of Jac ,again last night....cause you humped me 3 times last night.......rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 20, 2014 5:02 PM CST If pillows could talk
My pillow would say... "I put up with the snoring, the drool, the talking absolute bollix in his sleep for one thing, and that is, when the idiot falls out of bed, its the funniet thing ever... its so funny it makes everything worthwhile..." rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 20, 2014 5:17 PM CST If pillows could talk
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
truheart1941: ...mine would say . did you dream of Jac ,again last night....cause you humped me 3 times last night.......


Your poor, poor pillow. blues
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Oct 21, 2014 9:25 AM CST If pillows could talk
pedalguy59: Pillow says: " Don't try to poke me with that thing."
Oh no the bed is damn busy tonight...uh oh
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Oct 21, 2014 11:34 AM CST If pillows could talk
I'd say "shut up" cause I want to go to sleep.
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Oct 21, 2014 11:36 AM CST If pillows could talk
redo416
redo416redo416san juan, San Juan/Laventille Trinidad and Tobago92 Threads 859 Posts
truheart1941: ...mine would say . did you dream of Jac ,again last night....cause you humped me 3 times last night.......
laugh hmmm
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Oct 22, 2014 5:42 AM CST If pillows could talk
Kalpataru
KalpataruKalpatarusomewhere close to, Jakarta Indonesia1,083 Posts
If my pillows could talk, every night when I am sleeping, they would be yelling at my bolsters:
"Hey you..!! Yes you silly sausages, let's exchange our position!"


grin
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