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Nov 15, 2018 2:55 PM CST My future Husband...
Tulefell
TulefellTulefellGothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden104 Threads 5 Polls 3,306 Posts
Most men are farting snoring couches, whether you let them or not.
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Nov 15, 2018 2:58 PM CST My future Husband...
donal63
donal63donal63letterkenny, Donegal Ireland2 Threads 2,252 Posts
have'nt found my future husband yet,maybe because im looking for a ladyconfused
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Nov 15, 2018 2:59 PM CST My future Husband...
aries1234
aries1234aries1234plymout, Devon, England UK175 Threads 3 Polls 5,672 Posts
Ano751: Totally agree, ....most men fall into this category; one more adjective though "egocentric, selfish, brainwahers" if you let them.
sounds like a good bloke to me. I would take him to football.
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Nov 15, 2018 3:11 PM CST My future Husband...
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
Tulefell: Most men are farting snoring couches, whether you let them or not.
I don't want any of the men you know uh oh


laugh
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Nov 15, 2018 3:13 PM CST My future Husband...
donal63
donal63donal63letterkenny, Donegal Ireland2 Threads 2,252 Posts
mollybaby: I don't want any of the men you know
counts me out thendoh
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Nov 15, 2018 3:14 PM CST My future Husband...
aries1234
aries1234aries1234plymout, Devon, England UK175 Threads 3 Polls 5,672 Posts
mollybaby: I don't want any of the men you know
sorry were you invitedlaugh
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Nov 15, 2018 3:28 PM CST My future Husband...
Tulefell
TulefellTulefellGothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden104 Threads 5 Polls 3,306 Posts
Quote: I don't want any of the men you know

I don't want any of them either :)
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Nov 15, 2018 5:45 PM CST My future Husband...
Kidwell_
Kidwell_Kidwell_South East GBA Province, Buenos Aires Argentina17 Threads 2 Polls 767 Posts
Ano751: Totally agree, ....most men fall into this category; one more adjective though "egocentric, selfish, brainwahers" if you let them.
But there are good, sweet, tender men out there too. heart1
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Nov 15, 2018 5:47 PM CST My future Husband...
Kidwell_
Kidwell_Kidwell_South East GBA Province, Buenos Aires Argentina17 Threads 2 Polls 767 Posts
Tulefell: Most men are farting snoring couches, whether you let them or not.
English men don't fart. snooty
They are too fancy for that sort of thing. professor
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Nov 15, 2018 6:08 PM CST My future Husband...
bigjb62
bigjb62bigjb62Society Hill, South Carolina USA1 Threads 935 Posts
Kidwell_: Their poo is scented of course!
I though it was common knowledge.
Isn't everybody's?
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Nov 15, 2018 6:20 PM CST My future Husband...
Kidwell_
Kidwell_Kidwell_South East GBA Province, Buenos Aires Argentina17 Threads 2 Polls 767 Posts
bigjb62: Isn't everybody's?
It smells like roses and tea bags. smitten
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Nov 15, 2018 6:49 PM CST My future Husband...
Sir_T
Sir_TSir_TLimerick, Ireland4 Threads 598 Posts
Don't you DARE make aspertions about the english and their farts, for a fart sent a lord into voluntery exile at the time of Queen Elisabeth I!

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English farting is serious buisness!
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Nov 19, 2018 1:53 AM CST My future Husband...
Ano751
Ano751Ano751Glendale, California USA15 Threads 1 Polls 460 Posts
I agree...but 9 out of 10 tendermen are takenm
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Nov 19, 2018 1:38 PM CST My future Husband...
Kidwell_: I think I'm in love



Anybody knows his name (guy in yellow jacket)
no I don't know him
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Nov 19, 2018 2:02 PM CST My future Husband...
Harbal
HarbalHarbalSouth Yorkshire, England UK49 Threads 3 Polls 2,248 Posts
bigjb62:
But I believe everyone should be able to say anything they want.
So when you buy a ticket to travel on public transport, having to sit there listening to a drunken, abusive moron having a rant is included in the price, is it? Wow, that's value for money. thumbs up
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Nov 19, 2018 2:08 PM CST My future Husband...
Tulefell
TulefellTulefellGothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden104 Threads 5 Polls 3,306 Posts
My future date is totally positively indifferent to Queen's frontal man.

And doesn't use tobacco.


Everything else, included axe-murderer's tendencies, is a subject to negotiation and compromise.
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Nov 19, 2018 2:09 PM CST My future Husband...
2intrigued
2intrigued2intriguedMississauga, Ontario Canada11 Threads 18,576 Posts
Harbal: So when you buy a ticket to travel on public transport, having to sit there listening to a drunken, abusive moron having a rant is included in the price, is it? Wow, that's value for money.
Yeppers, entertaining indeed...one can only laugh otherwise we'd be crying. laugh
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Nov 19, 2018 2:13 PM CST My future Husband...
Tulefell
TulefellTulefellGothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden104 Threads 5 Polls 3,306 Posts
Started laughing at "Hi Hairball,"

Can't stop. Pls, write some more :D
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Nov 19, 2018 2:35 PM CST My future Husband...
Bnaughty
BnaughtyBnaughtyMálaga, Andalusia Spain43 Threads 2 Polls 4,685 Posts
Tulefell: My future date is totally positively indifferent to Queen's frontal man.

And doesn't use tobacco.


Everything else, included axe-murderer's tendencies, is a subject to negotiation and compromise.
Send me a contract and I´ll consider a date with youhandshake
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Nov 19, 2018 2:35 PM CST My future Husband...
CosmosDazzler
CosmosDazzlerCosmosDazzlerPorec, Istria and Kvarner Croatia279 Posts
ali110: no I don't know him
Yes you do he squeezed your mangos so he could make himself a mango lassiwine teddybear heart wings
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