What is the opening message you send to a prospective date? (36)
Deano3remoBaytown, Texas USA1 Threads 8 PostsJust curious how you approach a stranger online and strike up a convo
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Wanna go halves on a b@stard? 
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Deano3remo: Just curious how you approach a stranger online and strike up a convo
Just say something like…. Meet me at my Menger Hotel room in San Antonia and lets do the Riverwalk.------ This thread is Archived ------
I believe the convention is to start off with, Hello Dear, then just write a sentence or two of complete rubbish in very poor English.
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I believe the convention is to start off with, Hello Dear, then just write a sentence or two of complete rubbish in very poor English.[/quote]
We have plenty of your examples how to accomplish that Harb.
We have plenty of your examples how to accomplish that Harb.
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galrads:
We have plenty of your examples how to accomplish that Harb.
Yes, Dear. We have plenty of your examples how to accomplish that Harb.
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Something more romantic.......like fancy. Sticking your nose into the same trough as me..........
gets em. Every time..............
gets em. Every time..............------ This thread is Archived ------
truheart1941: Something more romantic.......like fancy. Sticking your nose into the same trough as me.......... gets em. Every time..............
Simon says "Get yer knickers off" 
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Uh huh huh uh huh..
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Deano3remo: Just curious how you approach a stranger online and strike up a convo
This can be dodgy. My personal preference is to be direct, but way too many people can’t handle directness. So, the slow, casual approach is, in my opinion, probably more productive. Sidebar— it does irk me that people say they want things to be upfront and direct…but they really don’t ….know what I mean?------ This thread is Archived ------
Messages I don't reply to
"hi, how are you?" ... Why? Because I'm not about to tell a total stranger how I am.
Others I don't reply to
"Hello dear" Hello gorgeous" "Hello beautiful" blah blah blah blah
Or others saying "I really like your profile and blah blah blah we could be a good match blah blah blah" ... my profile says not looking so they obviously didn't read it ...
In my opinion, the best messages are those that stand out either because they're witty or interesting and it shows they read your profile...
"hi, how are you?" ... Why? Because I'm not about to tell a total stranger how I am.
Others I don't reply to
"Hello dear" Hello gorgeous" "Hello beautiful" blah blah blah blah
Or others saying "I really like your profile and blah blah blah we could be a good match blah blah blah" ... my profile says not looking so they obviously didn't read it ...
In my opinion, the best messages are those that stand out either because they're witty or interesting and it shows they read your profile...
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Don't do like me: she was in her profile complaining about
men being boys so when I said I moved back in with my mum cos I couldn't be arzed
to apply for jobs now during covid and it was all just more convenient that way..
I got back some adjectives and then it was a tad too late to tell I was joking.
men being boys so when I said I moved back in with my mum cos I couldn't be arzed
to apply for jobs now during covid and it was all just more convenient that way..
I got back some adjectives and then it was a tad too late to tell I was joking.
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If I’m really into them, or like them I would say hello first and so on
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Length & Width please
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Selenite: Messages I don't reply to
"hi, how are you?" ... Why? Because I'm not about to tell a total stranger how I am.
Others I don't reply to
"Hello dear" Hello gorgeous" "Hello beautiful" blah blah blah blah
Or others saying "I really like your profile and blah blah blah we could be a good match blah blah blah" ... my profile says not looking so they obviously didn't read it ...
In my opinion, the best messages are those that stand out either because they're witty or interesting and it shows they read your profile...
Share an interesting message you received."hi, how are you?" ... Why? Because I'm not about to tell a total stranger how I am.
Others I don't reply to
"Hello dear" Hello gorgeous" "Hello beautiful" blah blah blah blah
Or others saying "I really like your profile and blah blah blah we could be a good match blah blah blah" ... my profile says not looking so they obviously didn't read it ...
In my opinion, the best messages are those that stand out either because they're witty or interesting and it shows they read your profile...
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Mercedes_00: Length & Width please
Thats really an interesting one :)------ This thread is Archived ------
A simple hello works its magic ... once in a while ..
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At least you tried to be innovative ;)
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Firebrand1000: Be forceful! Be a man! Tell her you want to shove your hands up her dress, plug her up with a v***rator, and put your "f'kn" hands all over her. And when you're done, you will go to sleep peacefully as long as she doesn't yell too loud, or moan the first name of some jerk lives down the street you're afraid of. Then walk away like a soldier marching and make her CHASE YOUR @$$ right out of the building, pleading "Me next! Me next sir please!" You walk a few more feet, then turn round. Inform her that YOU will pay for the batteries (v***rator) And let the other gentle ladies in the room holler:
HELL YEAH!!!!
And THAT is how you get a girl. Now select a store that gives you the best "vibes," get on in there, and i want to see you buying at least 1/2 dozen v***rator. And dont forget to go to your 'cheap place' and buy batteries for them. But make sure they're alkaline.
I wanted to ask her out for a date :)HELL YEAH!!!!
And THAT is how you get a girl. Now select a store that gives you the best "vibes," get on in there, and i want to see you buying at least 1/2 dozen v***rator. And dont forget to go to your 'cheap place' and buy batteries for them. But make sure they're alkaline.
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I don't message often and when I do it is typically someone from the forums that wrote something clever and interesting. I, in turn, will attempt to write something witty and clever.
Be aware that this only works if you're actually witty and clever. If banter is not a strength of yours then at least be warm, friendly, engaged, and a bit flirty.
Be aware that this only works if you're actually witty and clever. If banter is not a strength of yours then at least be warm, friendly, engaged, and a bit flirty.
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