The second Coming......... (28)
patrickthomasMullingar, Westmeath Ireland33 Threads 4 Polls 1,911 PostsIf jesus Christ was to come again, how do you think he would be dealt with? Electric chair? Shooting squad? Lethal injection? Bored to death by &^%%$$££ on CS any suggestions as to how troublemakers like this should be dealt with.
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You posted this under Jokes & Humor???
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joanie04984: You posted this under Jokes & Humor???
Well I did think about it and I thought that was the best place to put it.
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joanie04984: You posted this under Jokes & Humor???
I don't think this is funny either
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He would be very welcomed and have enormous expectations to fix the global climate and bring world peace.....
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StressFree: He would be very welcomed and have enormous expectations to fix the global climate and bring world peace.....
haha, maybe by the people - but the powers that be would be so frightened by his threat to their set up that they would steal his words and dress em up as their own again, the poor sod would have yet another cross to bear
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the 2nd coming ??? I thought this about a guy who got it twice in one night 
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jimbhoy: the 2nd coming ??? I thought this about a guy who got it twice in one night
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jimbhoy: the 2nd coming ??? I thought this about a guy who got it twice in one night
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StressFree: He would be very welcomed and have enormous expectations to fix the global climate and bring world peace.....
I believe that when he does come.. it will be the end.. world peace will come.. but not before all the 'old' world is disposed of.. JMV
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Lillym: I don't think this is funny either
Me neither!
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patrickthomas: If jesus Christ was to come again, how do you think he would be dealt with? Electric chair? Shooting squad? Lethal injection? Bored to death by &^%%$$££ on CS any suggestions as to how troublemakers like this should be dealt with.
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That's an open invitation for you PT; make sure you take your arthritis meds before.... cause i can be mean.
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Why is it ok to mock the lord, just because you don't believe in him? Does this mean you will not date a christian woman? If you intend to, let's hope she doesn't see this.
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patrickthomas: If jesus Christ was to come again, how do you think he would be dealt with? Electric chair? Shooting squad? Lethal injection? Bored to death by &^%%$$££ on CS any suggestions as to how troublemakers like this should be dealt with.
The Bushney,s would calling him non patriot enenmy number one of the society and a damn Communist , and if he did not stop his practices which he could not I am sure...he would end being hijacked on the street and sent to Gitmo for Receiving caring humane "questioning" from the soldiers of Goodness and fairness for some years......and then all of sudden being found some where in Uzbikistans jungles perhaps and " Not a Virgin At all" any more! I am certain they would be mostly aware of hurting the mans "Bolls " and beside his long bear would be concidered as a weapon of mass destruction by it self and removed for furter anlaysis!
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I've been taught that He's come again many times. All through history there have been representatives of God and most of them have either only been discovered by those who were looking or have been murdered by people in power. There is always one here on earth but you will only find Him if you search and search AND if you are meant to.
And I still don't understand why this is in jokes?
And I still don't understand why this is in jokes?
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Aries01: Hiya B.. my bud...
Whatever a persons view on religion. athiest(i.e. Patrick) or not.. Jesus did live, he did walk on this planet and has been recorded historically not only in Christian teachings but also in Muslim and Jewish teachings.. and whatever you think of him and whatever one believes.. he was a good guy.. who did suffer alot and who did not gain materially in the time that he was here.... he was charismatic and had many followers (which he could if an ordinary human) have manipulated to his advantage.. instead he showed compassion to the very people that society rejected and rejected the very people who could have given him power and prestige.. how many people have done that in history? whatever a person believes.... can't comment on that.. Jesus does NOT deserve to be disrespected in this way.. even if he were simply an ordinary human being JMV
Whatever a persons view on religion. athiest(i.e. Patrick) or not.. Jesus did live, he did walk on this planet and has been recorded historically not only in Christian teachings but also in Muslim and Jewish teachings.. and whatever you think of him and whatever one believes.. he was a good guy.. who did suffer alot and who did not gain materially in the time that he was here.... he was charismatic and had many followers (which he could if an ordinary human) have manipulated to his advantage.. instead he showed compassion to the very people that society rejected and rejected the very people who could have given him power and prestige.. how many people have done that in history? whatever a person believes.... can't comment on that.. Jesus does NOT deserve to be disrespected in this way.. even if he were simply an ordinary human being JMV
I'm sure if he was/is as you say then I doubt he needs/wants any help and can take care of himself, which may well be the best way interpret all of this.
He can probably take a joke or some harrassment even and deal with it in his way, yes? which is apparently not the way of those who profess to follow him, because they get upset and loose self control, spout venom or demand respect, while he did no such thing.
Why follow someone, profess his teachings and not be what you learn? would compassion demand respect? would compasssion judge? no ...
My mom, though no jesus said "practice what you preach"... respect is a human condition.
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BnaturAl: I'm sure if he was/is as you say then I doubt he needs/wants any help and can take care of himself, which may well be the best way interpret all of this.
He can probably take a joke or some harrassment even and deal with it in his way, yes? which is apparently not the way of those who profess to follow him, because they get upset and loose self control, spout venom or demand respect, while he did no such thing.
Why follow someone, profess his teachings and not be what you learn? would compassion demand respect? would compasssion judge? no ...
My mom, though no jesus said "practice what you preach"... respect is a human condition.
He can probably take a joke or some harrassment even and deal with it in his way, yes? which is apparently not the way of those who profess to follow him, because they get upset and loose self control, spout venom or demand respect, while he did no such thing.
Why follow someone, profess his teachings and not be what you learn? would compassion demand respect? would compasssion judge? no ...
My mom, though no jesus said "practice what you preach"... respect is a human condition.
Thats true...compassion would not demand respect/ and wouldn't judge.. he is beyond that... thanks for pointing that out to me.. can't help some times.. thinking with that damned human head of mine
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