Should Australia invade the USA? (27)
It happen to Mexico in the1860s when France invaded the country and stablished a monarch goverment there. Mexico didnt give up; they faught and kick the French out of the country.
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sure, go ahead, invade!! Not like anyone cares, anymore!!
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Darkhorseman: I found this on the Nine MSN site and I had to pass it on -
Invading America: saving the saviours 30/09/2008 1:39:00 PM, by Kara Kidman
The land of the free and the home of the brave has just been repossessed by the bank. Now is the perfect time to invade America.
If Colonel Kevin really wanted to solve our housing crisis and gain international recognition, he should paddle a few of our troops across the Pacific. Sure, most Australians would probably choose Fiji or Vanuatu as preferred places to annex but invading America has a few positives.
For starters, the US Army is neck deep in sand thousands of kilometres away. We only need send Lisa McCune and her mates from Sea Patrol to secure their west coast. Hundreds of Australian sleeper cells — otherwise known as out of work ex-Home&Away and Neighbours actors — could be instantly mobilised for the cause. Camouflaged in size XXL T-shirts ironically branded with athletic motifs, the Americans won’t even see us coming.
Not that the American people are to blame. Like the Iraqis, the majority of Americans didn’t vote for their leader. George Bush, having proven he couldn’t run a bath let alone a country, is now as popular as a Chinese milkshake. Their Vice President shoots the people he likes and their Congress couldn’t answer a rhetorical question. Invading America is about protecting democracy or, more precisely, protecting Americans from democracy.
As Dr Phil would say (if he was advising on foreign policy, which he would when we install Oprah as President) sometimes invasion is necessary in a relationship to free you from bad habits. Liberating the American people and providing them with basic goods and services is the least we can do for a nation that gave us Whitney, Britney and the Jennifer Aniston haircut.
Given the accepted belief war is God’s way of teaching Americans geography, sending in our troops would automatically assist their crumbling education system. Under the Geneva Convention, Americans would have access to better health care then they currently receive and as the 832nd repeat of M*A*S*H proves, Americans are never as entertaining as they are during a war.
But with their sharemarket diving more spectacularly than Matty Mitcham you have to ask: what is in it for us? The answer, surprisingly, is more Matty Mitchams (and all our other brilliant, world conquering athletes). Instead of giving them useless keys to the city, why not just give them North Carolina. Win a World Cup? Here, take Texas. Won Wimbledon? Washington is yours. If Arnold Schwarzenegger can run California, imagine what Giaan Rooney could do with Alabama. Invading and colonising America could prove the athletic inspiration we need to beat our own invading and colonising forefathers from Britain.
As for the rest of us who aren’t elite athletes, we can just take what we need — a few basketball players, some decent ski fields, a couple of pairs of jeans — and sell the rest on eBay. This way we can get some extra cash and go buy ourselves some nice, friendly Pacific Islands.
Except your Government has Confiscated all the Firearms,whereas the US-GOV has not.Invading America: saving the saviours 30/09/2008 1:39:00 PM, by Kara Kidman
The land of the free and the home of the brave has just been repossessed by the bank. Now is the perfect time to invade America.
If Colonel Kevin really wanted to solve our housing crisis and gain international recognition, he should paddle a few of our troops across the Pacific. Sure, most Australians would probably choose Fiji or Vanuatu as preferred places to annex but invading America has a few positives.
For starters, the US Army is neck deep in sand thousands of kilometres away. We only need send Lisa McCune and her mates from Sea Patrol to secure their west coast. Hundreds of Australian sleeper cells — otherwise known as out of work ex-Home&Away and Neighbours actors — could be instantly mobilised for the cause. Camouflaged in size XXL T-shirts ironically branded with athletic motifs, the Americans won’t even see us coming.
Not that the American people are to blame. Like the Iraqis, the majority of Americans didn’t vote for their leader. George Bush, having proven he couldn’t run a bath let alone a country, is now as popular as a Chinese milkshake. Their Vice President shoots the people he likes and their Congress couldn’t answer a rhetorical question. Invading America is about protecting democracy or, more precisely, protecting Americans from democracy.
As Dr Phil would say (if he was advising on foreign policy, which he would when we install Oprah as President) sometimes invasion is necessary in a relationship to free you from bad habits. Liberating the American people and providing them with basic goods and services is the least we can do for a nation that gave us Whitney, Britney and the Jennifer Aniston haircut.
Given the accepted belief war is God’s way of teaching Americans geography, sending in our troops would automatically assist their crumbling education system. Under the Geneva Convention, Americans would have access to better health care then they currently receive and as the 832nd repeat of M*A*S*H proves, Americans are never as entertaining as they are during a war.
But with their sharemarket diving more spectacularly than Matty Mitcham you have to ask: what is in it for us? The answer, surprisingly, is more Matty Mitchams (and all our other brilliant, world conquering athletes). Instead of giving them useless keys to the city, why not just give them North Carolina. Win a World Cup? Here, take Texas. Won Wimbledon? Washington is yours. If Arnold Schwarzenegger can run California, imagine what Giaan Rooney could do with Alabama. Invading and colonising America could prove the athletic inspiration we need to beat our own invading and colonising forefathers from Britain.
As for the rest of us who aren’t elite athletes, we can just take what we need — a few basketball players, some decent ski fields, a couple of pairs of jeans — and sell the rest on eBay. This way we can get some extra cash and go buy ourselves some nice, friendly Pacific Islands.
Maybe THOSE News haven't sunk in yet!
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You don't have to invade. Save yourself some trouble.
We'll soon be auctioning off states on eBay.
Personally, I'm bidding on Hawaii !
We'll soon be auctioning off states on eBay.
Personally, I'm bidding on Hawaii !
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JimNastics: You don't have to invade. Save yourself some trouble.
We'll soon be auctioning off states on eBay.
Personally, I'm bidding on Hawaii !
We'll soon be auctioning off states on eBay.
Personally, I'm bidding on Hawaii !
I'll bid on Mississippi....no one there intelligent enought I own them!!
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I love the bit about sending in ex- home and away & neighbours actors to secure the west coast, you should scare them first by sending in the cast of cell block H!!!!
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Darkhorseman: I found this on the Nine MSN site and I had to pass it on -
Invading America: saving the saviours 30/09/2008 1:39:00 PM, by Kara Kidman
The land of the free and the home of the brave has just been repossessed by the bank. Now is the perfect time to invade America.
If Colonel Kevin really wanted to solve our housing crisis and gain international recognition, he should paddle a few of our troops across the Pacific. Sure, most Australians would probably choose Fiji or Vanuatu as preferred places to annex but invading America has a few positives.
For starters, the US Army is neck deep in sand thousands of kilometres away. We only need send Lisa McCune and her mates from Sea Patrol to secure their west coast. Hundreds of Australian sleeper cells — otherwise known as out of work ex-Home&Away and Neighbours actors — could be instantly mobilised for the cause. Camouflaged in size XXL T-shirts ironically branded with athletic motifs, the Americans won’t even see us coming.
Not that the American people are to blame. Like the Iraqis, the majority of Americans didn’t vote for their leader. George Bush, having proven he couldn’t run a bath let alone a country, is now as popular as a Chinese milkshake. Their Vice President shoots the people he likes and their Congress couldn’t answer a rhetorical question. Invading America is about protecting democracy or, more precisely, protecting Americans from democracy.
As Dr Phil would say (if he was advising on foreign policy, which he would when we install Oprah as President) sometimes invasion is necessary in a relationship to free you from bad habits. Liberating the American people and providing them with basic goods and services is the least we can do for a nation that gave us Whitney, Britney and the Jennifer Aniston haircut.
Given the accepted belief war is God’s way of teaching Americans geography, sending in our troops would automatically assist their crumbling education system. Under the Geneva Convention, Americans would have access to better health care then they currently receive and as the 832nd repeat of M*A*S*H proves, Americans are never as entertaining as they are during a war.
But with their sharemarket diving more spectacularly than Matty Mitcham you have to ask: what is in it for us? The answer, surprisingly, is more Matty Mitchams (and all our other brilliant, world conquering athletes). Instead of giving them useless keys to the city, why not just give them North Carolina. Win a World Cup? Here, take Texas. Won Wimbledon? Washington is yours. If Arnold Schwarzenegger can run California, imagine what Giaan Rooney could do with Alabama. Invading and colonising America could prove the athletic inspiration we need to beat our own invading and colonising forefathers from Britain.
As for the rest of us who aren’t elite athletes, we can just take what we need — a few basketball players, some decent ski fields, a couple of pairs of jeans — and sell the rest on eBay. This way we can get some extra cash and go buy ourselves some nice, friendly Pacific Islands.
I know one ozzy from Darwin who could invade this country anytime he likes as soon as possible.Pj Is his name. Invading America: saving the saviours 30/09/2008 1:39:00 PM, by Kara Kidman
The land of the free and the home of the brave has just been repossessed by the bank. Now is the perfect time to invade America.
If Colonel Kevin really wanted to solve our housing crisis and gain international recognition, he should paddle a few of our troops across the Pacific. Sure, most Australians would probably choose Fiji or Vanuatu as preferred places to annex but invading America has a few positives.
For starters, the US Army is neck deep in sand thousands of kilometres away. We only need send Lisa McCune and her mates from Sea Patrol to secure their west coast. Hundreds of Australian sleeper cells — otherwise known as out of work ex-Home&Away and Neighbours actors — could be instantly mobilised for the cause. Camouflaged in size XXL T-shirts ironically branded with athletic motifs, the Americans won’t even see us coming.
Not that the American people are to blame. Like the Iraqis, the majority of Americans didn’t vote for their leader. George Bush, having proven he couldn’t run a bath let alone a country, is now as popular as a Chinese milkshake. Their Vice President shoots the people he likes and their Congress couldn’t answer a rhetorical question. Invading America is about protecting democracy or, more precisely, protecting Americans from democracy.
As Dr Phil would say (if he was advising on foreign policy, which he would when we install Oprah as President) sometimes invasion is necessary in a relationship to free you from bad habits. Liberating the American people and providing them with basic goods and services is the least we can do for a nation that gave us Whitney, Britney and the Jennifer Aniston haircut.
Given the accepted belief war is God’s way of teaching Americans geography, sending in our troops would automatically assist their crumbling education system. Under the Geneva Convention, Americans would have access to better health care then they currently receive and as the 832nd repeat of M*A*S*H proves, Americans are never as entertaining as they are during a war.
But with their sharemarket diving more spectacularly than Matty Mitcham you have to ask: what is in it for us? The answer, surprisingly, is more Matty Mitchams (and all our other brilliant, world conquering athletes). Instead of giving them useless keys to the city, why not just give them North Carolina. Win a World Cup? Here, take Texas. Won Wimbledon? Washington is yours. If Arnold Schwarzenegger can run California, imagine what Giaan Rooney could do with Alabama. Invading and colonising America could prove the athletic inspiration we need to beat our own invading and colonising forefathers from Britain.
As for the rest of us who aren’t elite athletes, we can just take what we need — a few basketball players, some decent ski fields, a couple of pairs of jeans — and sell the rest on eBay. This way we can get some extra cash and go buy ourselves some nice, friendly Pacific Islands.
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Our newest Prime Minister Kevin Rudd ran the last election program (the one he won in 2007) on a slogan called "Kevin07" ... Now that he is running around the World telling everyone what to do in their own ecconomies the Opposition are somewhat unkindly calling him "Kevin747" ...
I love the smell of a red Stock Market board in the morning ... It's the smell of ........ defeat!
I love the smell of a red Stock Market board in the morning ... It's the smell of ........ defeat!
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Yes, please invade us,
send women.
send women.
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Darkhorseman: I found this on the Nine MSN site and I had to pass it on -
Invading America: saving the saviours 30/09/2008 1:39:00 PM, by Kara Kidman
The land of the free and the home of the brave has just been repossessed by the bank. Now is the perfect time to invade America.
If Colonel Kevin really wanted to solve our housing crisis and gain international recognition, he should paddle a few of our troops across the Pacific. Sure, most Australians would probably choose Fiji or Vanuatu as preferred places to annex but invading America has a few positives.
For starters, the US Army is neck deep in sand thousands of kilometres away. We only need send Lisa McCune and her mates from Sea Patrol to secure their west coast. Hundreds of Australian sleeper cells — otherwise known as out of work ex-Home&Away and Neighbours actors — could be instantly mobilised for the cause. Camouflaged in size XXL T-shirts ironically branded with athletic motifs, the Americans won’t even see us coming.
Not that the American people are to blame. Like the Iraqis, the majority of Americans didn’t vote for their leader. George Bush, having proven he couldn’t run a bath let alone a country, is now as popular as a Chinese milkshake. Their Vice President shoots the people he likes and their Congress couldn’t answer a rhetorical question. Invading America is about protecting democracy or, more precisely, protecting Americans from democracy.
As Dr Phil would say (if he was advising on foreign policy, which he would when we install Oprah as President) sometimes invasion is necessary in a relationship to free you from bad habits. Liberating the American people and providing them with basic goods and services is the least we can do for a nation that gave us Whitney, Britney and the Jennifer Aniston haircut.
Given the accepted belief war is God’s way of teaching Americans geography, sending in our troops would automatically assist their crumbling education system. Under the Geneva Convention, Americans would have access to better health care then they currently receive and as the 832nd repeat of M*A*S*H proves, Americans are never as entertaining as they are during a war.
But with their sharemarket diving more spectacularly than Matty Mitcham you have to ask: what is in it for us? The answer, surprisingly, is more Matty Mitchams (and all our other brilliant, world conquering athletes). Instead of giving them useless keys to the city, why not just give them North Carolina. Win a World Cup? Here, take Texas. Won Wimbledon? Washington is yours. If Arnold Schwarzenegger can run California, imagine what Giaan Rooney could do with Alabama. Invading and colonising America could prove the athletic inspiration we need to beat our own invading and colonising forefathers from Britain.
As for the rest of us who aren’t elite athletes, we can just take what we need — a few basketball players, some decent ski fields, a couple of pairs of jeans — and sell the rest on eBay. This way we can get some extra cash and go buy ourselves some nice, friendly Pacific Islands.
They have to "PADDLE" your Troops to keep them moving?Invading America: saving the saviours 30/09/2008 1:39:00 PM, by Kara Kidman
The land of the free and the home of the brave has just been repossessed by the bank. Now is the perfect time to invade America.
If Colonel Kevin really wanted to solve our housing crisis and gain international recognition, he should paddle a few of our troops across the Pacific. Sure, most Australians would probably choose Fiji or Vanuatu as preferred places to annex but invading America has a few positives.
For starters, the US Army is neck deep in sand thousands of kilometres away. We only need send Lisa McCune and her mates from Sea Patrol to secure their west coast. Hundreds of Australian sleeper cells — otherwise known as out of work ex-Home&Away and Neighbours actors — could be instantly mobilised for the cause. Camouflaged in size XXL T-shirts ironically branded with athletic motifs, the Americans won’t even see us coming.
Not that the American people are to blame. Like the Iraqis, the majority of Americans didn’t vote for their leader. George Bush, having proven he couldn’t run a bath let alone a country, is now as popular as a Chinese milkshake. Their Vice President shoots the people he likes and their Congress couldn’t answer a rhetorical question. Invading America is about protecting democracy or, more precisely, protecting Americans from democracy.
As Dr Phil would say (if he was advising on foreign policy, which he would when we install Oprah as President) sometimes invasion is necessary in a relationship to free you from bad habits. Liberating the American people and providing them with basic goods and services is the least we can do for a nation that gave us Whitney, Britney and the Jennifer Aniston haircut.
Given the accepted belief war is God’s way of teaching Americans geography, sending in our troops would automatically assist their crumbling education system. Under the Geneva Convention, Americans would have access to better health care then they currently receive and as the 832nd repeat of M*A*S*H proves, Americans are never as entertaining as they are during a war.
But with their sharemarket diving more spectacularly than Matty Mitcham you have to ask: what is in it for us? The answer, surprisingly, is more Matty Mitchams (and all our other brilliant, world conquering athletes). Instead of giving them useless keys to the city, why not just give them North Carolina. Win a World Cup? Here, take Texas. Won Wimbledon? Washington is yours. If Arnold Schwarzenegger can run California, imagine what Giaan Rooney could do with Alabama. Invading and colonising America could prove the athletic inspiration we need to beat our own invading and colonising forefathers from Britain.
As for the rest of us who aren’t elite athletes, we can just take what we need — a few basketball players, some decent ski fields, a couple of pairs of jeans — and sell the rest on eBay. This way we can get some extra cash and go buy ourselves some nice, friendly Pacific Islands.
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Sure, come invade.
By February in the dead of winter, when the beer has run out, you'll wonder why you did
By February in the dead of winter, when the beer has run out, you'll wonder why you did
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What if we give you Mass. and California....
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Indyfella: What if we give you Mass. and California....
Too sweeten the pie...hell, we'll give you Denmark too.
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Somehow I think all of us guys and some girls are the secret military of the U.S.. If anyone attempted to invade, I would load my guns, ammo, and ordinance collection that I have done as a hobby for years in my truck and head to the front line.
There are like 200 million guns in homes all across America. A formidable force indeed.
There are like 200 million guns in homes all across America. A formidable force indeed.
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Yes they should BUT only with Tall well built woman with a funny accent 
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I have seen a couple of Aussie ladies I would happily surrender to. Rivame comes to mind but I guess she fell in "love" as she has not been around for some time now..
She is very close to my age and that lady is "HOT"...
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Invading America: saving the saviours 30/09/2008 1:39:00 PM, by Kara Kidman
The land of the free and the home of the brave has just been repossessed by the bank. Now is the perfect time to invade America.
If Colonel Kevin really wanted to solve our housing crisis and gain international recognition, he should paddle a few of our troops across the Pacific. Sure, most Australians would probably choose Fiji or Vanuatu as preferred places to annex but invading America has a few positives.
For starters, the US Army is neck deep in sand thousands of kilometres away. We only need send Lisa McCune and her mates from Sea Patrol to secure their west coast. Hundreds of Australian sleeper cells — otherwise known as out of work ex-Home&Away and Neighbours actors — could be instantly mobilised for the cause. Camouflaged in size XXL T-shirts ironically branded with athletic motifs, the Americans won’t even see us coming.
Not that the American people are to blame. Like the Iraqis, the majority of Americans didn’t vote for their leader. George Bush, having proven he couldn’t run a bath let alone a country, is now as popular as a Chinese milkshake. Their Vice President shoots the people he likes and their Congress couldn’t answer a rhetorical question. Invading America is about protecting democracy or, more precisely, protecting Americans from democracy.
As Dr Phil would say (if he was advising on foreign policy, which he would when we install Oprah as President) sometimes invasion is necessary in a relationship to free you from bad habits. Liberating the American people and providing them with basic goods and services is the least we can do for a nation that gave us Whitney, Britney and the Jennifer Aniston haircut.
Given the accepted belief war is God’s way of teaching Americans geography, sending in our troops would automatically assist their crumbling education system. Under the Geneva Convention, Americans would have access to better health care then they currently receive and as the 832nd repeat of M*A*S*H proves, Americans are never as entertaining as they are during a war.
But with their sharemarket diving more spectacularly than Matty Mitcham you have to ask: what is in it for us? The answer, surprisingly, is more Matty Mitchams (and all our other brilliant, world conquering athletes). Instead of giving them useless keys to the city, why not just give them North Carolina. Win a World Cup? Here, take Texas. Won Wimbledon? Washington is yours. If Arnold Schwarzenegger can run California, imagine what Giaan Rooney could do with Alabama. Invading and colonising America could prove the athletic inspiration we need to beat our own invading and colonising forefathers from Britain.
As for the rest of us who aren’t elite athletes, we can just take what we need — a few basketball players, some decent ski fields, a couple of pairs of jeans — and sell the rest on eBay. This way we can get some extra cash and go buy ourselves some nice, friendly Pacific Islands.