IF MY BODY WERE A CAR... (13)
HJFinAZ: If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... But that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather..
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it --Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh.....
either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires !!!
Definitely time for a Trade-In!My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather..
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it --Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh.....
either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires !!!
Know the feeling.
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HJFinAZ: If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... But that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather..
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it --Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh.....
either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires !!!
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather..
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it --Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh.....
either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires !!!
that was good pat!!! cute!
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HJinAZ
I think this would be excellent for ones profile.
I been to those classic car cruises and Hey they do get a considerable amount of attention.
Just a morning thought
HJinAZ
I think this would be excellent for ones profile. I been to those classic car cruises and Hey they do get a considerable amount of attention.
Just a morning thought
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I remember having the same symptons as my old banger once.
piston broke!!!
piston broke!!!
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HJFinAZ: If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... But that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather..
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it --Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh.....
either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires !!!
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather..
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it --Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh.....
either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires !!!
Maybe you need a new mechanic
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StressFree: Maybe you need a new mechanic
22yo "redhead"??
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What is the most common phrase said about new cars?
They don't make them like they use to.
Consider yourself a classic Pat....
They don't make them like they use to.
Consider yourself a classic Pat....
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HJFinAZ: If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... But that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather..
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it --Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh.....
either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires !!!
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather..
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it --Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh.....
either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires !!!
It's hell getting older, but it sure beats the alternative.------ This thread is Archived ------
ROFL!
Thanks for the much needed laugh!
Merky
Thanks for the much needed laugh!
Merky
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HJFinAZ: 22yo "redhead"??
gosh...I'd take that over Paris...
maybe...
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If a females body were a car she would be smothered with attention....
loved and polished everyday
loved and polished everyday
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Tamarin: If a females body were a car she would be smothered with attention....
loved and polished everyday
loved and polished everyday
Depending on the model I'm afraid.
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My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather..
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it --
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh.....
either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires !!!