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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Order by Most Liked | Liked | Created | Last Comment |
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Garth Brooks and the altogether cranky poetRevisits Garth Brooks and ensuing chaos, references encounter with celebrated poet in Dublin who was miffed initially cause a passerby didn't purchase... | Brendan2014 | 746 | 1 | 0 | Nov 2014 | Nov 2014 Brendan2014 | |
MY CHERISHED PHONETHE NEXT TIME YOU SEE A MALE, OR FEMALE, CARRESSING THEIR PHONES; REALIZE,THAT THAT THEY ARE JUST MAKING OUT, WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX!... | WILDANDREADY | 623 | 10 | 0 | Nov 2014 | Nov 2014 WILDANDREADY | |
A DAY IN MY LIFEWHEN YOU COMBINE,POETRY,MUSIC, FOOD, AND SEX; YOU TRUELY HAVE IT ALL; JUST LIKE; BOGEY, AND BACALL!... | WILDANDREADY | 600 | 6 | 0 | Nov 2014 | Nov 2014 WILDANDREADY | |
Star Log: Winter 2014Winter is here my good friends... just cope, it will all be over soon! Cheers! Oh, and stay warm if you find yourself in the deep freeze!... | ImagineLove | 604 | 1 | 0 | Nov 2014 | Nov 2014 Unknown | |
Dumb and Dumber 2 Movie ReviewThis was one of the most anticipated movies of the year, and boy what a let down!... | mcradloff | 648 | 4 | 0 | Nov 2014 | Nov 2014 mcradloff | |
Internet GirlI knew there had to be a reason...... | CMerlyn | 896 | 8 | 0 | Nov 2014 | Aug 2018 CMerlyn | |
The Name of the MuseHave you consulted your muse lately? I always figured mine had to be slightly crazy, that is the only explanation for some of my poems.... | CMerlyn | 556 | 0 | 0 | Nov 2014 | ||
Dank PantsA fisherman sat with line all lank perched on crooked stool that soon sank backside now all mud covered his face an embarrassed red off home he we... | shadow1950 | 819 | 0 | 0 | Nov 2014 | ||
Yellow Techno"Make your day full of shunshine, then share it with a stranger" ~Bliss~... | ImagineLove | 642 | 14 | 0 | Nov 2014 | Nov 2014 ImagineLove | |
Santa --- A Limericknot seeing much Christmas Spirit yet here On Poetry Soup it abounds. Come on folks let it rip lol... | shadow1950 | 926 | 16 | 0 | Dec 2014 | Dec 2014 shadow1950 | |
CS Style Xmas TreeJust thinking how we all like to look our best and strive to show off are better sides yet no matter what we think of ourselves we fit somewhere in th... | Stedan | 610 | 2 | 0 | Dec 2014 | Dec 2014 jazzy75 | |
The Spirits of ChristmasWritten for a contest about Christmas... I thought I would take the different option when talking about the spirits of Christmas. I have made a lit... | Retsina_007 | 465 | 4 | 0 | Dec 2014 | Dec 2014 trurorob | |
My Christmas ListChristmas is mere days away and I've yet to write my list so I had better get it done right now or my chimney will be missed Santa's sleigh... | Retsina_007 | 540 | 2 | 0 | Dec 2014 | Dec 2014 beautifulyou | |
Morse code: --..-...---.-....He said: ---.-..-...? She said:..-.--...-.Maybe He: ----.-...-..-...-..Really? She: --.-.-.-.--..Yes! He: --.......-.--.-Wow!... | cafetwo2010 | 898 | 19 | 0 | Dec 2014 | Dec 2014 darkhorse555 | |
Spelling mistakeJust a small poem only to show spelling mistake can make a word different meaning like a small mistake can change our life also.... | FaizReman | 394 | 6 | 0 | Dec 2014 | Dec 2014 FaizReman | |
I am a little insectJust a little ditty for kids... | Retsina_007 | 639 | 6 | 0 | Jan 2015 | Oct 2018 Happychatty1 | |
Wishful ThinkingWritten in April, many years ago.... | CMerlyn | 701 | 6 | 0 | Jan 2015 | Sep 2018 CMerlyn | |
the friendly dogOld mother Hubbard went to the cupboard To fetch her dog a bone When she got their The cupboard was bare So the dog gave her A bone of his own... | Unknown | 215 | 0 | 0 | Jan 2015 | ||
Women's translations - WOMEN'S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDWomen's translations WOMEN'S LANGUAGE TRANSLATED Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry. We need... = I want It's your dec... | nivanvc | 520 | 5 | 0 | Jan 2015 | Jan 2015 48jojo | |
I look forward to seeing your message!Guess, a chunk of luck has fallen on me from the sky while I am waiting for potentially hazardous Asteroid 2004 BL86 to pass the earth! A classical ex... | marikia | 1,211 | 9 | 0 | Jan 2015 | Jan 2015 marikia | |
Play on WordsSharing mussels can be whiskey... | fugitive432 | 448 | 0 | 0 | Jan 2015 | ||
AntsDo you ever take the time to look closely at the ants Just roll up your pants, So they don't bite you. I did just that as I sat back in my s... | peachmelba | 653 | 11 | 0 | Feb 2015 | May 2015 godsprincess | |
Not a poem, a card from my daughterFamily... | 48jojo | 558 | 8 | 0 | Feb 2015 | Feb 2015 beautifulyou | |
Peach on the beachThe sea looked inviting one hot summers day , So I took off my socks and made my way where ripples glistened in the sun, My skin glowed like a h... | peachmelba | 773 | 9 | 0 | Feb 2015 | Feb 2015 peachmelba | |
MEjust thinking about my life friends and i hope you feel the same.... | Unknown | 297 | 0 | 0 | Feb 2015 | ||
who are: youWho are you On mounted pedastals High above You look and stir Motionless You stand Jessters in hand Poissed in figure Cold to touch... | wayne34 | 686 | 2 | 0 | Feb 2015 | Feb 2015 beautifulyou | |
AFFAIRSYOU'LL HAVE MANY OF THEM, UNLESS, YOU DON'T CHANGE, YOUR UNDERWEAR!... | WILDANDREADY | 665 | 5 | 0 | Feb 2015 | Feb 2015 WILDANDREADY | |
Greedy date haikuMy tummy is full just finished a cheeseburger finished with those fries?... | Spartacus2012 | 1,016 | 5 | 0 | Mar 2015 | Mar 2015 Spartacus2012 | |
Competition de FlatusThank goodness I was in the back row and managed to crawl out... | steve1223 | 1,103 | 3 | 0 | Mar 2015 | Apr 2015 moongirl1 | |
Time Ticks AwayTime is our friend each second ticks away There time to work and a time to play There is a time to love and time to age Tick tock th... | 48jojo | 594 | 8 | 0 | Mar 2015 | Mar 2015 Likethesunshine | |
I have been thinking.....Really though does anyone else out there think the Easter Bunny and the Toothfairy are in cahoots of sorts? Or as i like to call the Toothfairy, the b... | KatyaPilar | 273 | 0 | 0 | Mar 2015 | ||
METRO P.C.S.INSPITE OF LITTLE MISSHAPS; I STILL FIND IT; THE BEST ON THE MARKET!... | WILDANDREADY | 713 | 3 | 0 | Mar 2015 | Jul 2015 godsprincess | |
Being NewBeing new on the site is like a little baby geeting a fright.. Ya dream of wine and dine..ya dream of a lady dressed devine.. but instead reality ki... | tigertales | 241 | 0 | 0 | Apr 2015 | ||
THAT BOOK YOU STOLEFound in 1924 Algebras text book. Author unknown.... | rusticbink | 802 | 2 | 0 | Apr 2015 | Apr 2017 rusticbink | |
I wonderInfluenced by a astronomic bionic visitation, Don't tell the pope,... | peachmelba | 497 | 5 | 0 | Apr 2015 | Apr 2015 peachmelba | |
7 DAY FORECASTA TYPICAL WEEK IN MY LIFE!... | WILDANDREADY | 554 | 2 | 0 | Apr 2015 | Apr 2015 WILDANDREADY | |
I Eat PeachesI eat peaches for breakfast one before brunch an 3 before dinner an 4 before lunch I eat peaches on my way to school on the dive and into the pool peo... | honeybear3000 | 1,131 | 7 | 0 | Apr 2015 | Apr 2015 madtat29 | |
BEYOND THE VEILSOMEONE WALKED UP TO ME AND SAID THAT LIFE WAS FULL OF OBSCURITIES MY ADVICE WAS THE CONTENT OF 'BEYOND THE VEIL... | Unknown | 497 | 2 | 0 | Apr 2015 | May 2015 Unknown | |
Caughtone day with my heart beating out of chest speeding behind with all the rest officer pull me aside and I said to him but offer I was not the only one... | honeybear3000 | 944 | 6 | 0 | Apr 2015 | Apr 2015 honeybear3000 | |
JimAn accident happened to my brother Jim When somebody threw a tomatoe at him Tomatoes are soft and usually don't hurt the skin But this one a 'speci... | Unknown | 438 | 1 | 0 | May 2015 | May 2015 peachmelba | |
My bro jim,I just saw another poets poem called jim and I too have a brother called jim, He is a character and very funny ,,we miss him but he be home soon wi... | peachmelba | 485 | 1 | 0 | May 2015 | May 2015 peachmelba | |
David LettermanStephen Colbert is taking over some time later this year.... | mcradloff | 544 | 0 | 0 | May 2015 |
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