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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Order by Most Liked | Liked | Created | Last Comment |
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Note in my diaryNote in my diary I must remember, the world comes to an end on the 21st of December No months of Turkey and no Christmas pud, now that sort of new... | Unknown | 344 | 0 | 0 | Dec 2012 | ||
Its not becauseI like a woman and a man, am I a gay? Can it just be for love and the other is for friendship? You commended me, I appreciated. Asking for more..I... | Unknown | 292 | 0 | 0 | Dec 2012 | ||
She Who Lives In a CaveI once knew a Lady who lived far away In the hillside a cave her abode On her knees she would pray every day Send someone for me to love Up on a... | steve1223 | 410 | 6 | 0 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 steve1223 | |
Judge JudyYou folks have been sworn in and can be seated. Your contract for babysitting services have been null and void. Wipe that silly grin from your fa... | SundaySilence | 1,854 | 14 | 0 | Dec 2012 | Nov 2013 SundaySilence | |
tHe EnD oF tHe WorLDWritten about all the hype around the ending of the world as we know it foretold by the many sources from around the world for 21/12/12 or if you're i... | Buffybear | 583 | 1 | 0 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 Unknown | |
GOOD MORNING!lol....just a few of my thoughts on that Mayan calendar thing..... Lots of love to everyone and a merry christmas and happy new year to you all...whe... | andrew149 | 695 | 6 | 0 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 beautifulyou | |
10 Cents a Dance!Ten tickets please!... | Unknown | 478 | 6 | 0 | Dec 2012 | Jan 2013 Unknown | |
Last tango on the roof'Dont' make me go! I won't, I won't! 'We'll hide the coffee, if you don,t, you don't!' 'You'll string up those lights on that roof so high You'l... | cafetwo2010 | 519 | 3 | 0 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 Yankee4you | |
What's Your Elf Name? (Look and see!!! :))Little Holiday Fun... (This was taken from an untitled web source)... | Yankee4you | 850 | 7 | 0 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2017 Happychatty1 | |
"The Runaway Handbag?"a mixed bag! I'll have the Pineapple lumps, thank you!!... | sophiasummer | 698 | 4 | 0 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 Ladybee42 | |
New Zealand Merry Christmas Wishes!Tis just JimEee, the Wally!... | Unknown | 450 | 1 | 0 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 Unknown | |
The Bar Scene!I often wonder why women go to the bar alone? Lol... | Unknown | 540 | 4 | 0 | Dec 2012 | Jan 2013 Unknown | |
Cash FlowIf there's anything else you think of Let me know Do you want me to write you another check Since you changed your name to cash flow The times w... | EyeLook4U | 463 | 2 | 0 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 EyeLook4U | |
The Corn MessageA cloud ran over to a mountain And whispered to the trees, Rain is on the way Set your mind at ease The trees whispered through the valley Down... | EyeLook4U | 402 | 0 | 0 | Jan 2013 | ||
Memories.Thinking back... | 2725dl | 466 | 3 | 0 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 morgen90210 | |
Predictions for the FutureJust having some fun with future telling. The Mayans had their shot and blew it, let's see how good I do. One of the funniest bits on this subject i... | mcradloff | 581 | 7 | 0 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 mcradloff | |
Zen decafBehold! A new decaf coffee on the market brewed especially for the poets 'muse', and packed with ingredients designed to create a sobering effect... | cafetwo2010 | 812 | 16 | 0 | Jan 2013 | Sep 2014 ImagineLove | |
Would you have me for breakfast,lunch or dinner?Pray tell what is your name? Cindy ,Wendy or Poison Ivy... What brings you a bit closer to me? My looks,charms or my amazing flab of fats!!! I drink a... | morgen90210 | 450 | 1 | 0 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 Poetnumber1 | |
More Predictions for the FutureThis time trying my best to include as much of the world as I could in my predictions.... | mcradloff | 570 | 4 | 0 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 mcradloff | |
LIMERICK - MEASURED FAILUREThere are those amoung us !... | studecar | 803 | 1 | 0 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 madtat29 | |
A Shadow Called EgoMaking a little fun of my shadow whom I affectionately call Ego..... :))... | Yankee4you | 666 | 5 | 0 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 cherryreggae | |
The Illinois HillbilliesParody of the Beverly Hillbillies. I have a friend who is always talking about winning the lottery. In this country it has become a kind of religion... | mcradloff | 508 | 1 | 0 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 mcradloff | |
De-seperatedJust humor... | kickit22 | 914 | 3 | 0 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 morgen90210 | |
Then God SaidI figure if God creates everything, then everything has to be created by him, kind of like Genesis continued.... | mcradloff | 550 | 6 | 0 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 mcradloff | |
The Ten Commandments?I heard this comedy bit by George Carlin about the ten commandments. He pared it down to two. Thou shall be faithful to provider of thy nookie. Tho... | mcradloff | 641 | 7 | 0 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 mcradloff | |
Cloud BoomCloud boom, that is cave man talk Cloud boom boom boom Cave man walk fast to cave Till storm has gone Try to light fire Wood is wet But now h... | EyeLook4U | 444 | 0 | 0 | Jan 2013 | ||
Saving Our PlanetJust having fun with the global warming topic that is so popular these days. Are we warming our planet, or did the sun have an active year in 2012?... | mcradloff | 443 | 0 | 0 | Jan 2013 | ||
Diets and all thatjust a bit of fun mainly , but am i guilty of any of the above dieterary sins? yes!... | mickypeeps | 275 | 1 | 0 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 Ladybee42 | |
Men Will Be Men"MEN WILL BE MEN" While sitting Jobless in a train, I explore some memories hidden deep inside my brain. I am going to bombay, Its a window seat... | decentprats | 413 | 5 | 0 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 decentprats | |
2012 memoriesAnother year went by We all laughed We all cried We watched little ones go off to school For the very first time We even said goodbye to others... | stormseeker223 | 468 | 2 | 0 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 stormseeker223 | |
Poets CornerPoets... | 2725dl | 614 | 7 | 0 | Jan 2013 | Feb 2013 madtat29 | |
The Thunder SongMy favorite rental so far this year is Ted. It's about a boy wishing for his Teddy bear to come to life, and it does. Ted comes running into John's... | mcradloff | 504 | 0 | 0 | Jan 2013 | ||
Time Ahead Of YouFirewoods choped and the fire is hot Smoke rolling out the chimney top Wintertime isn't gonna make me blue Wintertime I got time ahead of you Re... | EyeLook4U | 609 | 0 | 0 | Jan 2013 | ||
The Funny side of LoveLove is our friend, Love is our foe, It can bring us happiness It can bring us woe. It can cause us joy As it causes sadness. So how, may I a... | Unknown | 397 | 9 | 0 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 Unknown | |
Adam and Eve RetoldI've seen different comedy bits on the retelling of Adam and Eve, one is from the movie History of the World: Part 1 by Mel Brooks. The other is by... | mcradloff | 652 | 14 | 0 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 mcradloff | |
You Meeting.a poem written back the front, last line should be first and first should be last try it and see what u think. The title is back the front too Thank y... | 2725dl | 539 | 7 | 0 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 2725dl | |
I Did It AgainI did it again, my reflection it cry’s My head it is thumping ,and there’s blood in my eyes. My memory is distorted, and my mind its so numb, to m... | Unknown | 273 | 0 | 0 | Jan 2013 | ||
HAPPINESSI desire a lady very mature, Not flashy, but rather demure. She should dress with reasonable taste, And be concerned about her weight. I'd like he... | studecar | 801 | 8 | 0 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 studecar | |
growing upI want to be pissed off I want to lash out I want to let self pity explode in a shout I want to be reckless and do stupid things I know its de... | Unknown | 392 | 7 | 0 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 Unknown | |
AUSTRALIANS !!!They might need Cheering Up ???... | particolor | 441 | 3 | 0 | Feb 2013 | Feb 2013 Angelpepper | |
One Up One DownThe sky is one up The earth is one down And some set out to keep the score Is this what makes the world go round Now your heart is one up Mine... | EyeLook4U | 455 | 1 | 0 | Feb 2013 | Feb 2013 Unknown | |
hai yeah booksBook Se Hu Dur Lekin Exam Se Majboor... Dil Ko Sataye Ye Teacher ka Noor...haaa Ans Ye Sachi aj usko batau.. Mujhe samajh nahi ata kaise teacher... | ramro6u | 192 | 1 | 0 | Feb 2013 | Feb 2013 beautifulyou |
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