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PoemPoetOrder by Most ViewedOrder by Most CommentedOrder by Most LikedLikedCreatedLast Comment
How to get a man Poem

How to get a manWatching a clip on how hard it is for professional women to get men, just thought I'd put in my two cents....

mcradloff670200Sep 2012Sep 2012
mcradloff
gonny no do tha tae rabby Poem

gonny no' do tha' tae rabbymust only be read in your very worst Scottish accent....

charliejapartee55970Sep 2012Oct 2012
Bluefish22
Faulty Poem

FaultyOk so I wrote this because a female asked me to be totally truthful and then she laughed at me because I had nothing to hide. Truth this has always b...

Unknown43120Sep 2012Oct 2012
Unknown
No Ticky No Washy Poem

No Ticky, No WashyNo ticky, no washy No shoes, no service No squishy, no squashy No keys, no office You snooze, you lose No prison, no justice No respect, n...

KarensHeart51730Sep 2012Sep 2012
KarensHeart
whistling dixie Poem

whistling dixieif you don't know, i can't help you...

charliejapartee47600Sep 2012
borrowed time song lyrics Poem

borrowed time (song lyrics)had a jazzy blues tune for a couple of yerars and finally got around to writting lyrics I think theres a message in there somewhere. but definition is...

mick251126010Oct 2012Oct 2012
Unknown
Frustration Poem

FrustrationAh yes LIFE!!...

KarensHeart31920Oct 2012Oct 2012
KarensHeart
check into debt Poem

check into debtThese places should not exist, like legalized gambling, it is a hidden tax on the poor and uneducated. The nastiest call I ever got was from one of t...

mcradloff58460Oct 2012Oct 2012
mcradloff
Humorous Sonnet Poem

Humorous SonnetYou wish for me to write a sonnet Words of love dripping from the page But then you come and insult my bonnet Did you not think that would result i...

steve12232,19850Oct 2012Oct 2012
adjhe
Sands of Time and Birthdays Whine Poem

Sands of Time and Birthday's WhineAbout my Birthday......

KarensHeart36520Oct 2012Oct 2012
KarensHeart
Please nice lady Poem

Please nice ladyI could not help myself. After receiving about the tenth email today I had to let my humour run loose. One was from a woman from 'England' claiming to...

steve122370870Oct 2012Oct 2017
SCatlyn
Surprise Limerick Poem

Surprise LimerickThere is a guy named Fred, He offered a girl his bed. 'twas quite a surprise When he saw with his eyes, The girl was a man instead....

studecar1,00060Oct 2012Oct 2012
studecar
Where is my car Poem

Where is my car?This has happened a few times for me and it always frustrates me. At least at Walmart I always park in lane number 7....

mcradloff58460Oct 2012Oct 2012
mcradloff
Gunfight in the Sun Poem

Gunfight in the SunI thought maybe,with all the broken hearts on this Forum,a little levity might be in order. After all it is said " Laughter is a good medicine ! "...

Unknown32440Oct 2012Aug 2013
GUZMAN1
smiling at narcolepsy Poem

smiling at narcolepsyit's just me laughing at my own recent insomnia...i'm not a doctor but would imagine narcolepsy and insomnia to be related...haha...

Unknown45110Oct 2012Oct 2012
Ladybee42
Its True I tells Ya Poem

It's True I tells YaIf you know my countrymen from down Nova Scotia way,you will know they have an accent and way of speaking entirely their own.I love them dearly,and de...

Unknown30120Oct 2012Oct 2012
Unknown
Chicken and Dumpling Stew Poem

Chicken and Dumpling StewJust a little nonsense to brighten up the day, I've heard that chicken stew is great, to chase a chill away !!!...

Unknown22220Oct 2012Oct 2012
Unknown
The Great Esacape Poem

The Great EsacapeMore nonsense and chuckles ....

Unknown24840Oct 2012Oct 2012
Unknown
Come to Strawberry Street Poem

Come to Strawberry Street!It's only Tuesday?? lol....

cafetwo201047710Oct 2012Oct 2012
Poetnumber1
Limerick Frugal Poem

Limerick FrugalA wise man, maybe he lives in California...

studecar65120Oct 2012Oct 2012
studecar
limerick ODETTE Poem

limerick 'ODETTE'There's a lady poet named Odette, Formally, we've never met,but She sends me notes About poems I wrote I appreciate all the comments I get....

studecar1,19640Oct 2012Oct 2012
studecar
Limerick Oldtimers Disease Poem

Limerick - Oldtimer's DiseaseThere's a forgetful old broad they call Babe, She can't even remember her age, But she knows she had fun When she was young, And she remembers how...

studecar1,11850Oct 2012Oct 2012
studecar
wrapped in a riddle Poem

wrapped in a riddleboredom...looking for some acrostic input (and I do apologize)...

hedistuff61830Oct 2012Oct 2012
gnj4u
Marty McCloones Binge Poem

Marty McCloones' BingeI'm just in a silly mood !! Hee Hee ! It happens sometimes....

Unknown22310Oct 2012Oct 2012
Unknown
Limerick Romeo Poem

Limerick RomeoAn old guy, thinks he's Romeo, He should have given it up long ago, He has a stiff neck And that's what he gets, When he swallowws his Viagra too...

studecar71110Oct 2012Oct 2012
studecar
This Halloween things is Gonna be Diffrent Poem

This Halloween things is Gonna be Diff'rentGo on! Tell me you never raid Juniors Goodie bag ! Yeah Right !! He sees folks droppin' whole candy bars in there. But come mornin' when you let h...

Unknown29030Oct 2012Oct 2012
Unknown
The Night Before Thanksgiving Poem

The Night Before ThanksgivingI was thinking about Thanksgiving Day, and the inspiration came to me to write a poem about a turkey farmer losing his turkeys the day before he was t...

HuggerMan4U40230Oct 2012Oct 2012
HuggerMan4U
Peg Leg Pete Was A Pirate Poem

Peg Leg Pete Was A Pirate" Laughter is a good medicine " Taken in small doses,it's good for what ails you....

Unknown92690Oct 2012Oct 2012
Unknown
The Story of the Three Little Moles Poem

The Story of the Three Little MolesInspired by Three Little Bears and Red Riding Hood. Hee Hee !...

Unknown51250Oct 2012Nov 2012
Unknown
Modern Romance Poem

Modern RomanceWas just sitting there when my mind started wandering down some strange roads ... one must follow where the mind leads...

steve122349920Oct 2012Oct 2012
steve1223
limerick challenge Poem

limerick challengeDunno, just made it up as it went along. PS, Rinstead is for gumboils. These days I'm less Bon Jovi, more Bongela....

Unknown58490Oct 2012Oct 2012
orientalkoru
Frankensteins Diary Poem

Frankenstein's DiaryI always felt sorry for the monster, but I always call him Frankenstein....

mcradloff78170Oct 2012Oct 2012
mcradloff
There once was Poem

There once was .....There once was a woman from Texas, Who thought that she might in the nexus Meet the love of her life, be his trouble and strife, and all of her...

Unknown42010Oct 2012Oct 2012
studecar
Limerick A Woman From Texas Poem

Limerick A Woman From TexasI know a woman from Texas She already has five eX.s They could not perform What she considered norm She's using a vib for her erectus...

studecar83950Oct 2012Oct 2012
studecar
Ma Pa episode l Poem

Ma & Pa..........episode lAny resemblance to the characters in this story and anyone living or dead is purely coincidental....

Unknown41020Oct 2012Oct 2012
Unknown
Ma Pa episode ll Poem

Ma & Pa..........episode llAn imaginative story about some hillfolks...

Unknown36710Oct 2012Oct 2012
Redex
Ma Pa episode lll Poem

Ma & Pa........episode lllThe story continues...

Unknown33710Oct 2012Oct 2012
Redex
Unknown37920Oct 2012Oct 2012
Unknown
Maw Paw episode V Poem

Maw & Paw.........episode VThe adventure continues...

Unknown37220Oct 2012Nov 2012
Unknown
limerick for a fuddy duddy Poem

limerick for a fuddy duddyI never kissed her...I just heard about her...

hedistuff59340Oct 2012Nov 2012
orientalkoru
Limerick Jack Spratt Poem

Limerick Jack SprattJack Spratt was terribly fat His wife was more obese than that, They had a fight Most every night As to who got the food for the cat....

studecar1,12950Oct 2012Oct 2012
Poetnumber1
There once was a man Poem

There once was a man..............There once was a man………….. There once was a man with ideas. He thought he was cool to his peers. One day to his luck he did meet, A beautifu...

lisaofflorida6440450Oct 2012Nov 2012
lisaofflorida64

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