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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Order by Most Liked | Liked | Created | Last Comment |
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How to get a manWatching a clip on how hard it is for professional women to get men, just thought I'd put in my two cents.... | mcradloff | 670 | 20 | 0 | Sep 2012 | Sep 2012 mcradloff | |
gonny no' do tha' tae rabbymust only be read in your very worst Scottish accent.... | charliejapartee | 559 | 7 | 0 | Sep 2012 | Oct 2012 Bluefish22 | |
FaultyOk so I wrote this because a female asked me to be totally truthful and then she laughed at me because I had nothing to hide. Truth this has always b... | Unknown | 431 | 2 | 0 | Sep 2012 | Oct 2012 Unknown | |
No Ticky, No WashyNo ticky, no washy No shoes, no service No squishy, no squashy No keys, no office You snooze, you lose No prison, no justice No respect, n... | KarensHeart | 517 | 3 | 0 | Sep 2012 | Sep 2012 KarensHeart | |
whistling dixieif you don't know, i can't help you... | charliejapartee | 476 | 0 | 0 | Sep 2012 | ||
borrowed time (song lyrics)had a jazzy blues tune for a couple of yerars and finally got around to writting lyrics I think theres a message in there somewhere. but definition is... | mick2511 | 260 | 1 | 0 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 Unknown | |
FrustrationAh yes LIFE!!... | KarensHeart | 319 | 2 | 0 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 KarensHeart | |
check into debtThese places should not exist, like legalized gambling, it is a hidden tax on the poor and uneducated. The nastiest call I ever got was from one of t... | mcradloff | 584 | 6 | 0 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 mcradloff | |
Humorous SonnetYou wish for me to write a sonnet Words of love dripping from the page But then you come and insult my bonnet Did you not think that would result i... | steve1223 | 2,198 | 5 | 0 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 adjhe | |
Sands of Time and Birthday's WhineAbout my Birthday...... | KarensHeart | 365 | 2 | 0 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 KarensHeart | |
Please nice ladyI could not help myself. After receiving about the tenth email today I had to let my humour run loose. One was from a woman from 'England' claiming to... | steve1223 | 708 | 7 | 0 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2017 SCatlyn | |
Surprise LimerickThere is a guy named Fred, He offered a girl his bed. 'twas quite a surprise When he saw with his eyes, The girl was a man instead.... | studecar | 1,000 | 6 | 0 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 studecar | |
Where is my car?This has happened a few times for me and it always frustrates me. At least at Walmart I always park in lane number 7.... | mcradloff | 584 | 6 | 0 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 mcradloff | |
Gunfight in the SunI thought maybe,with all the broken hearts on this Forum,a little levity might be in order. After all it is said " Laughter is a good medicine ! "... | Unknown | 324 | 4 | 0 | Oct 2012 | Aug 2013 GUZMAN1 | |
smiling at narcolepsyit's just me laughing at my own recent insomnia...i'm not a doctor but would imagine narcolepsy and insomnia to be related...haha... | Unknown | 451 | 1 | 0 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 Ladybee42 | |
It's True I tells YaIf you know my countrymen from down Nova Scotia way,you will know they have an accent and way of speaking entirely their own.I love them dearly,and de... | Unknown | 301 | 2 | 0 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 Unknown | |
Chicken and Dumpling StewJust a little nonsense to brighten up the day, I've heard that chicken stew is great, to chase a chill away !!!... | Unknown | 222 | 2 | 0 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 Unknown | |
The Great EsacapeMore nonsense and chuckles .... | Unknown | 248 | 4 | 0 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 Unknown | |
Come to Strawberry Street!It's only Tuesday?? lol.... | cafetwo2010 | 477 | 1 | 0 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 Poetnumber1 | |
Limerick FrugalA wise man, maybe he lives in California... | studecar | 651 | 2 | 0 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 studecar | |
limerick 'ODETTE'There's a lady poet named Odette, Formally, we've never met,but She sends me notes About poems I wrote I appreciate all the comments I get.... | studecar | 1,196 | 4 | 0 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 studecar | |
Limerick - Oldtimer's DiseaseThere's a forgetful old broad they call Babe, She can't even remember her age, But she knows she had fun When she was young, And she remembers how... | studecar | 1,118 | 5 | 0 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 studecar | |
wrapped in a riddleboredom...looking for some acrostic input (and I do apologize)... | hedistuff | 618 | 3 | 0 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 gnj4u | |
Marty McCloones' BingeI'm just in a silly mood !! Hee Hee ! It happens sometimes.... | Unknown | 223 | 1 | 0 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 Unknown | |
Limerick RomeoAn old guy, thinks he's Romeo, He should have given it up long ago, He has a stiff neck And that's what he gets, When he swallowws his Viagra too... | studecar | 711 | 1 | 0 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 studecar | |
This Halloween things is Gonna be Diff'rentGo on! Tell me you never raid Juniors Goodie bag ! Yeah Right !! He sees folks droppin' whole candy bars in there. But come mornin' when you let h... | Unknown | 290 | 3 | 0 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 Unknown | |
The Night Before ThanksgivingI was thinking about Thanksgiving Day, and the inspiration came to me to write a poem about a turkey farmer losing his turkeys the day before he was t... | HuggerMan4U | 402 | 3 | 0 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 HuggerMan4U | |
Peg Leg Pete Was A Pirate" Laughter is a good medicine " Taken in small doses,it's good for what ails you.... | Unknown | 926 | 9 | 0 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 Unknown | |
The Story of the Three Little MolesInspired by Three Little Bears and Red Riding Hood. Hee Hee !... | Unknown | 512 | 5 | 0 | Oct 2012 | Nov 2012 Unknown | |
Modern RomanceWas just sitting there when my mind started wandering down some strange roads ... one must follow where the mind leads... | steve1223 | 499 | 2 | 0 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 steve1223 | |
limerick challengeDunno, just made it up as it went along. PS, Rinstead is for gumboils. These days I'm less Bon Jovi, more Bongela.... | Unknown | 584 | 9 | 0 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 orientalkoru | |
Frankenstein's DiaryI always felt sorry for the monster, but I always call him Frankenstein.... | mcradloff | 781 | 7 | 0 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 mcradloff | |
There once was .....There once was a woman from Texas, Who thought that she might in the nexus Meet the love of her life, be his trouble and strife, and all of her... | Unknown | 420 | 1 | 0 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 studecar | |
Limerick A Woman From TexasI know a woman from Texas She already has five eX.s They could not perform What she considered norm She's using a vib for her erectus... | studecar | 839 | 5 | 0 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 studecar | |
Ma & Pa..........episode lAny resemblance to the characters in this story and anyone living or dead is purely coincidental.... | Unknown | 410 | 2 | 0 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 Unknown | |
Ma & Pa..........episode llAn imaginative story about some hillfolks... | Unknown | 367 | 1 | 0 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 Redex | |
Ma & Pa........episode lllThe story continues... | Unknown | 337 | 1 | 0 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 Redex | |
Ma & Pa...........episode lVContinue'n on !... | Unknown | 379 | 2 | 0 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 Unknown | |
Maw & Paw.........episode VThe adventure continues... | Unknown | 372 | 2 | 0 | Oct 2012 | Nov 2012 Unknown | |
limerick for a fuddy duddyI never kissed her...I just heard about her... | hedistuff | 593 | 4 | 0 | Oct 2012 | Nov 2012 orientalkoru | |
Limerick Jack SprattJack Spratt was terribly fat His wife was more obese than that, They had a fight Most every night As to who got the food for the cat.... | studecar | 1,129 | 5 | 0 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 Poetnumber1 | |
There once was a man..............There once was a man………….. There once was a man with ideas. He thought he was cool to his peers. One day to his luck he did meet, A beautifu... | lisaofflorida64 | 404 | 5 | 0 | Oct 2012 | Nov 2012 lisaofflorida64 |
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