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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Order by Most Liked | Liked | Created | Last Comment |
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Slow TortureSlowly, every so slowly. Moving slightly then stopping. Then again and moans escape. God, it's sooooo long and hard. Yes... Oh yes, it'll make you... | gardenhackle | 412 | 8 | 0 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 sophiasummer | |
Boys will be Boyslol.....Old enough to know what six of the best was....xxx... | andrew149 | 543 | 8 | 0 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 andrew149 | |
Cliche'A "mini-rant."... | amahlala | 703 | 15 | 0 | Aug 2010 | Sep 2010 amahlala | |
Love BugsThey should of never let them bring that horriable little bug into the US... | Happygolucky4u | 535 | 1 | 0 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 Unknown | |
HOOKEDlol.....xxx... | andrew149 | 434 | 15 | 0 | Aug 2010 | Dec 2010 niah9 | |
jokes from the pastI like old jokes If you have any old jokes share them It is interesting Blessings and love always... | ironman | 515 | 1 | 0 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 Unknown | |
A Woman's Domain!Every woman that I ever met Has a possession of hers that I refuse to enter; not only For her privacy, but for Fear of the unknown. It is not hu... | cambuff | 468 | 6 | 0 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 beautifulyou | |
A Woman's Domain!... The Sequel.You roll over, expecting The woman you love, to Catch your falling arm With her soft, feminine Body; anxious to receive Your late night embra... | cambuff | 487 | 5 | 0 | Aug 2010 | Sep 2010 amahlala | |
EntrapmentIt's that time of the month, When all things in their Natural balance, are disturbed And nothing you can do can Will appease her, if she gets Th... | cambuff | 555 | 2 | 0 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 agoodguy2have | |
Entrapment... Part 2You stand there, staring at Two bottles, same size, same color, Two very similar names; Desert Sand and Fine Desert Sand. She hands them to you,... | cambuff | 620 | 0 | 0 | Sep 2010 | ||
I Am The Son Of FishermenI wrote this when I was working on fish packers on the Left Coast.... | gsmonks | 388 | 2 | 0 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 gsmonks | |
The Dime-Store Wok! EE!If you know "Jabberwocky" you might find this amusing.... | gsmonks | 376 | 2 | 0 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 caroljoyce | |
The ScotsmanThe Scotsman Well, a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar one evening fair, And one could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share.... | bobhope | 418 | 8 | 0 | Sep 2010 | May 2011 boyshchrm6 | |
what am ii am under 12 inches and i do not speak a word but when i act all i say is heard i can be royal i can be poor i can call you or send you away... | Unknown | 311 | 5 | 0 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 SCatlyn | |
Dudekinda funny i guess but I wanted to try posting something... | Unknown | 332 | 9 | 0 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 Unknown | |
The FlintstonesLife is a cartoon I compare my journey the the people in Bedrock Fred Flintstone and company The trials and tribulations ahead Blessings love to... | ironman | 950 | 3 | 0 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 QuietStormF | |
A Man behind the MaskHe is a man in the past Keep something in his heart Keep something in his mind His words reflect his mask Hiding behind his own truth There i... | Davinadia | 1,684 | 11 | 0 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 Davinadia | |
animal funZebras of the army type covered by numerous stripe and the telephone too extra special mobile trunk call elephant style some never stick their n... | Unknown | 357 | 2 | 0 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 SCatlyn | |
bouncing ballbouncing ball keep on bouncing down the path see you go red or blue is your colour as you pass house and tree bouncing high toward the sk... | Unknown | 251 | 0 | 0 | Sep 2010 | ||
To Mary Jane, A Morning Toast!From a light, occaisional user...... | Unknown | 471 | 5 | 0 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 Unknown | |
The JesterSome people are so-o-o-o-o funny!... | Unknown | 495 | 8 | 0 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 Unknown | |
Undecypherable?Spaces and punctuation intentionally omitted. Prizes for first correct and most imaginative solutions. :D... | Unknown | 600 | 7 | 0 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 Unknown | |
one more shiftdone roughly to tune of banana boat song..for fun... | Unknown | 243 | 0 | 0 | Sep 2010 | ||
couplet poem dancebeth danced to rhyme most of the daytime she was still bright dancing in the night those she would meet beth had dancing feet... | Unknown | 2,676 | 3 | 0 | Sep 2010 | Oct 2010 boyshchrm6 | |
a soft answerSome people say fight fire with fire but i do not agree fight fire with water it may get put out very possibly as to application fire are... | Unknown | 525 | 6 | 0 | Sep 2010 | Feb 2011 Unknown | |
Cinderella and her friendsImagination is good Isn't is wonderful when we can be free to think Al of these adventures have served a purpose Blessings and love to all... | ironman | 626 | 5 | 0 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 Ladybee42 | |
Dictaphoneamazing...but true ;-)... | agoodguy2have | 404 | 6 | 0 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 hedistuff | |
limerickThere was a young woman from skye who sang softly as she sauntered by with the wind in her hair and with barely a care and a gleam and smile in he... | Unknown | 308 | 2 | 0 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 SCatlyn | |
limerick 2There was an young woman from france who wandered about in a trance til one day she fell into a wishing well now they wish for a woman from france... | Unknown | 471 | 18 | 0 | Sep 2010 | Jan 2011 Unknown | |
VanityI know that you are pretty I know you know it too But who thinks you the prettier? Is it me or you?... | Unknown | 332 | 1 | 0 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 Unknown | |
a turkeys lot..is not a happy onewell a turkeys lot is not a happy one as thanksgiving and christmas appear all my plans going up in smoke as i will by the end of the year... | Unknown | 297 | 3 | 0 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 SCatlyn | |
Check this out...Chorus from the John Prine song, "Living in the Future" "We are living in the future I'll tell you how I know I read it in the paper Fifteen yea... | Unknown | 252 | 3 | 0 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 Unknown | |
why dont trees go coldWhy dont trees go cold when they shed their leaves they dont get a chill when the wind blows ill maybe the sneeze sending leaves off the tre... | Unknown | 249 | 2 | 0 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 Unknown | |
eskimos kisswhy do eskimos kiss with the nose dont they know how much they miss what a waste of lips by those ice cold tips dont they know how much kissi... | Unknown | 275 | 4 | 0 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 Unknown | |
Go Ask AliceTo Lewis Carroll... | Unknown | 910 | 18 | 0 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2022 lovecanbereal | |
~If I were a Fly~Lol havin some fun.... | Bentlee | 787 | 15 | 0 | Sep 2010 | Nov 2010 Unknown | |
roadrunnerroadrunner beep beep wiley cunning pesky dog gone it, he strikes again roadrunner... | Unknown | 529 | 1 | 0 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 SCatlyn | |
who are theyA bird in the hand is worth two in a bush that is what they say but what do you do if you have no bush and the bird in your hand flys away with yo... | Unknown | 334 | 3 | 0 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 Unknown | |
Is is What Was Was?This poem I read almost every day while enjoying my homeschooling through high school. I kept psychoanalyzing it all, when all I really needed to do w... | soquiliquay | 3,719 | 2 | 0 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 andrew149 | |
fuzzy thoughtsA trick an illusion, atomic fusion, death rebirth, worry and strife, mystical fanasy not real, not life, energy in motion, lifegiving potion, I'll... | Unknown | 291 | 2 | 0 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 gnj4u | |
An Immodest ProposalIt's fun and it's free!... | Unknown | 431 | 5 | 0 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 Unknown | |
AlienA tribute to every sci-fi movie I ever saw. lol... | cafetwo2010 | 1,042 | 6 | 0 | Sep 2010 | Apr 2017 godsprincess |
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