BerrySmoothieMy Retreat, Auckland New Zealand4,733 posts
Moaning about their exes.....is a sure sign they're not over it.
...and religious fanatics. I mean well and truly over the top.....trying to convert on the first meet....yep, it happened and he followed me afterward until I pulled over and told him I wasn't interested in another meeting.
BerrySmoothie: Moaning about their exes.....is a sure sign they're not over it.
...and religious fanatics. I mean well and truly over the top.....trying to convert on the first meet....yep, it happened and he followed me afterward until I pulled over and told him I wasn't interested in another meeting.
I went on a walking first date a few years ago, she said she was a jogger, and I thought, good someone I can walk with. 10 minute's into the walk she was huffing and puffing...I slowed down we started talking more. Then she said she divorced her THIRD husband for watching to much football.... 5 minute's later she say's why did you get so quiet? Almost as good as her line , you ever been in Jail? That was my last date
Inthewoods: I went on a walking first date a few years ago, she said she was a jogger, and I thought, good someone I can walk with. 10 minute's into the walk she was huffing and puffing...I slowed down we started talking more. Then she said she divorced her THIRD husband for watching to much football.... 5 minute's later she say's why did you get so quiet? Almost as good as her line , you ever been in Jail? That was my last date
Now that is funny. Almost as funny as a woman in Montana told how much shr loves long walks on the beach...lol
when they look at your nice car....and say.....my last boyfriend had a rolls Royce..... ......at which point....I lean ot the window.....*say*........why don't you sod off back init......and drive off.....huh........
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