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Ladies how good are you in the kitchen

No very good I'm only 5ft
4
5%
I've got a stool and know how to use it
6
7%
I've got one good recipe
5
6%
I don't know what you mean
3
4%
I'm adequate but need more lessons
5
6%
I've never had a man that was any good in the kitc
0
0%
My cupboards are full
2
2%
I have all the ingredients a good man could need
28
34%
I'm good but I don't like cleaning up the mess
16
20%
I have a full recipe book
13
16%
Total Votes
82
So ladies how good are you at cooking up some good lovin in the kitchen when your man needs feeding?? .........

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humor- Rare footage - try to spot me.:-)

the guy with the hat
2
20%
the fat guy
2
20%
the guy with grey raincoat
0
0%
the guy with orange / pinkish teeshirt
2
20%
the guy with the brown pullover
0
0%
the little kid on the caoch
0
0%
the guy who is taking the film
1
10%
the guy with the blue teeshirt
1
10%
the guy with the fonzie style coat
1
10%
the guy who is reading the letter
1
10%
Total Votes
10
A prank to a friend: A friend of mine was waiting for his military recall, and he was so exited cause he was going to do his military service in the carabinieri ( military police -thx to some known people ). One of my friends knew how to dr...Read more

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If the love is blind

I give you a white stick
2
9%
I give you a brick
1
4%
I kick your butts
1
4%
I will be still with you
7
30%
Blind is fine as much as lol
3
13%
I am blind at the moment too
9
39%
Total Votes
23
Just curious every one say love is blind so lets have a white stick and see where it ends right?...

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Is Oscar The Grouch made of Pot ?

Yes
6
38%
No
10
62%
Total Votes
16
Is Oscar The Grouch made of Pot ?...

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Which of the following items was owned by the fewest U.S. homes in 1990?

home computer
14
47%
compact disk player
6
20%
cordless phone
6
20%
dishwasher
4
13%
Total Votes
30
I will reveal the answer after 50 people take the poll or someone answers correctly, which ever comes first....

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If you asked Siri, do you want me to be your Daddy? How would Siri answer?

I’m not capable of love.
3
25%
I bet you say that to all the Apple products.
0
0%
I try to be satisfied with what I have.
1
8%
You’re looking for love in all the wrong places.
4
33%
The carpet needs vacuuming.
0
0%
What, again?
2
17%
No.
2
17%
Total Votes
12
I Asked Siri 19 Ridiculous Questions And Got These Amazing Responses Find the answer on this link:

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joke of the day................

you liked it
5
26%
you didnt like it
5
26%
didnt understand
1
5%
what is suppository?
1
5%
like jokes
3
16%
dont like jokes
1
5%
other
3
16%
Total Votes
19
The suppository says to the missile, bless you that you go to the skys....

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Have a look

American - More eat More work
5
22%
british ,More eat less work 5 Times Bath
2
9%
pakistani
2
9%
Trying to service except Politicians and Officers
1
4%
Indian - waiting for decease the Flour Price
3
13%
Chines
2
9%
Working hard to make Copies
1
4%
japanes -No time all work
0
0%
Swiss - Whats going in world Politics
1
4%
German- Mercedes runs fast ..haha
6
26%
Total Votes
23
Comments plz...

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To Argue with a Woman is

Sucide
14
16%
Crazyness
11
12%
Smart
4
5%
Stupid
27
31%
Symbol of Love
6
7%
To learn something
15
17%
to catch the Eye
2
2%
to prove Eficiency
0
0%
Other
7
8%
Sorry Ladies ..haha
2
2%
Total Votes
88
Plz be Kind to me...

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Have you ever text messaged someone thinking he or she was a different person?

I do not text message
11
17%
Yes I text
34
52%
No, never happened.
20
31%
Total Votes
65
I accidentally text messaged my fix-it-man instead of my boyfriend once. Not only was I embarrassed, I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt. LOL My fix-it-man shot me a message back saying, “What?” I then called the fix-it-man...Read more

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How many speeding tickets can u remember getting in the year of 2013???

1-5
8
28%
6-20
0
0%
20-30
2
7%
They Repod my Car man?!?!?
1
3%
I dont have a car I walk hard.....
6
21%
I run on Unicorn milk and everything is ok. =)
1
3%
I take the cheese wagon (Skuul Bus)
0
0%
I drive a toyota prius that runs on Unicorn milk..
1
3%
I fly to work on a jet pack
3
10%
Hey I'm drunk?!? Repeat the Question?!?
7
24%
Total Votes
29
How many speeding tickets can u remember getting in the year of 2013???...

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Why is it that it is the guy that has to take the first step?

Yes
27
64%
No
15
36%
Total Votes
42
I interested in english, and need to practise....

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Whats your favorite food to eat?

Crackas dip in hog lard with a 40oz of old english
1
3%
Steak with Seafood on top of it
10
28%
Batmans Brains served with a side of Robin
0
0%
Glass dripped in the finest chocalate
0
0%
Cheese just plain cheese
9
25%
Cheese that smells like something died
2
6%
Cheese that smells like something died over 3X's
0
0%
Your ex's burnt toast
1
3%
That thing living in ur uncle or aunts basement
1
3%
Chicken wings from Hooters off a hooters girl..=-)
12
33%
Total Votes
36
Whats your favorite food to eat?...

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Favorite Sports car?

Lamborgini
17
33%
Batmobile
3
6%
Dodge Challeger
5
10%
Ford Mustang
12
23%
Chevy Camero
9
17%
Scion TC
0
0%
Nissian Z
2
4%
A cardboard box with wheels taped to it
3
6%
Your moms car
0
0%
VW Beatle
1
2%
Total Votes
52
Real question with some humor involved. Enjoy!...

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What would you rather be?

Famous singer
14
21%
Famous actor
11
16%
Famous writer
25
37%
A potato
17
25%
Total Votes
67
Just for fun...

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Coutries are Running for

USA = Power
10
43%
Uk = Save country from partition
0
0%
Pakistan = Only need Foriegn Aid ..haha
1
4%
India = Tired to control Population
2
9%
China = Market for Fake products
3
13%
Germany = Make mercedes sell BMW
2
9%
JAPAN = No one can come Food is expansive
1
4%
Other
4
17%
Total Votes
23
Comments plz ,correct the Poll ..?...

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Cs girls dont write me an email becoz

they arent intrested
42
64%
Not looking
2
3%
Thier hands dont work
5
8%
weak eye sight
4
6%
they are Commited wth others
1
2%
Guys have decieved them
5
8%
Other
6
9%
Total Votes
66

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Pig tails, love or hate them

I plait my hair all the time
6
27%
It sticks up in all the wrong places when I plait
2
9%
I think I'm a girl
3
14%
I wish people would chop them off
11
50%
Total Votes
22

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Are you shy?

Yes
32
33%
No
22
23%
Depends on whome i'm with
23
24%
A little bit
19
20%
Total Votes
96
Honest Answer...

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What supernatural abilities do you wish to have

See the future
20
27%
Immortality
15
21%
Invisibility
26
36%
Manipulate minds
12
16%
Total Votes
73
Honet Answer...

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Choose one of these abilities:

Eating without getting fat
41
38%
Eidetic memory
14
13%
Never getting tired
25
23%
Being liked by everyone
29
27%
Total Votes
109
Honest Answer...

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Would you rather be good looking or rich?

Good Looking
31
38%
Rich
50
62%
Total Votes
81
Honest Answer...

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Would you rather be able to...

Fly
25
38%
Read mind
40
62%
Total Votes
65
Honest Answer........

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Why can't women apply mascara with their mouths closed?

Women can't do anything with their mouths closed.
17
31%
Women have to have their mouths open wider than th
5
9%
Hey, stop that. It's just a physical response.
32
59%
Total Votes
54
Hey Guys & Men do u know?...

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what makes a poll popular??

Its content
12
25%
Controversial topics
7
15%
Humor
5
10%
Current affairs and politics
4
8%
Any thing related to women
3
6%
Interesting Title
5
10%
Depends on the author who posts it
3
6%
Can't say how,it just happens
2
4%
None of the above
2
4%
I don't wanna answer this
5
10%
Total Votes
48

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