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ladies ,How big yours Is ?

very Big
10
26%
Very small
3
8%
Normal size
10
26%
I wanted a Small one But my Guy ...
2
5%
No matter how big i have
1
3%
Other
13
33%
Total Votes
39
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. What is Size of the Your front door in your House ?...

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Ladies ,can i do with you ?

Yes ALi you can Do with me
6
14%
No ,U cant
18
42%
Yes if u want
2
5%
I love it
3
7%
Not necessary
1
2%
If it Makes me happy
5
12%
Other
8
19%
Total Votes
43
Can i have Conversion with you in the forums ?...

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Does our minds think in pictures

Yes
39
76%
No
9
18%
So you girls do get the pic
3
6%
Total Votes
51
Suturing a bit...

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How do you like my profile

Nothing diffident than the rest
3
12%
its ok
6
23%
kinda confusing
1
4%
It aint heavy
0
0%
Crap
8
31%
Go join a Circus
6
23%
Love it
0
0%
Its honest
2
8%
Thumbs up heavy
0
0%
Ma !!!
0
0%
Total Votes
26
As said i am serious to create a number one CS celeb...

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Ladies ,Do you have Big

Yes Ali ,I have Big
1
7%
No i dont have Big
0
0%
I have a Small one
2
14%
Just an Ordinary
2
14%
Mine is Special
3
21%
I have something Attractive
3
21%
Other
3
21%
Total Votes
14
. . . . . . . What Size Vehicle ?...

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Do you think ole heavy will find a rich lady and settle down with the current profile of him

Chancer
6
21%
Honest at least
3
11%
Yes but tell me where
1
4%
I think so
5
18%
yes but it too comes with a price
2
7%
Get out of here heavy
11
39%
Total Votes
28
Hey i am also just human !...

Are YOU a GIVER or TAKER

Giver........all the time :)
61
88%
Taker.......hehehe...
8
12%
Total Votes
69
Some of us are more givers some of us are more takers.......Which one are you be honest. I can definitely I'm a Giver :)...

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Hottest older guy?

Harrison Ford
15
21%
Pierce Brosnan
8
11%
Hugh Laurie
6
8%
Alan Rickman
12
17%
George Clooney
30
42%
Total Votes
71
Which one do you think is the best looking of these men? Simple as that....

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women Not replying Ali's emails and Flowers should be

Banned
3
5%
deleted
4
6%
Awarded with Nobel prize ,haha
29
46%
Ignored
9
14%
They should Reply
7
11%
Reported to the FBI
6
10%
Other
5
8%
Total Votes
63

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Boys ,you like the women with

Biggest
2
6%
Big
2
6%
Small
0
0%
Medium size
6
17%
Average
6
17%
I dont care
7
20%
No Matter how big they have
2
6%
Just some pretty
5
14%
Other
5
14%
Total Votes
35
. . . . . . . . . . . What size Eyes ?...

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Which one in the following is used more than another while driving a manual car....?

Clutch
46
77%
Breaks
14
23%
Total Votes
60
Dream drive................

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Ladies ,Do you like the Huge One ?

AAhh..yes ..A very Huge
12
17%
Big one
11
15%
Size Doesnt matter
8
11%
Some Extra Inches
9
12%
An Average
15
21%
I like small One
4
6%
Just Good looking
4
6%
Slim one for me
3
4%
Other
6
8%
Total Votes
72
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . What size Television you need ?...

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Boys ,you like the women with

1 child
3
5%
2 kids
6
10%
2 and half kids ,haha
1
2%
3 kids
1
2%
4 kids
0
0%
7 kids
0
0%
over 8 kids
1
2%
just single
38
60%
no mom but kids
1
2%
other
12
19%
Total Votes
63

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The Hottest Women Are In........

USA
19
25%
UK
5
6%
Italy
3
4%
France
3
4%
Germany
0
0%
Spain
2
3%
Greece
2
3%
Holland
1
1%
Japan
3
4%
Other
39
51%
Total Votes
77
Where are the hottest women?...

Is it True that Most of women are Jealouse to Each other ?

Yes it is True
40
47%
No ,it is not
14
16%
depends on the Individual
19
22%
I dont know
3
4%
yes they are ,why ?
7
8%
Ali it is Women's matter (Hug)
1
1%
If they eat Hot paper
0
0%
Other
1
1%
Total Votes
85

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The end is coming,do u feel it????

yes i do ,all over my bones
17
20%
thats bullshit man,sci-fi shit
43
51%
thank u lord.i ll stop paying my 3 ex allimonies
2
2%
WHAT??? VODKA IS OVER???? AGAIN???
8
10%
what??just got my new marcedes ,damn
2
2%
cant feel a thing dude ,i am stoned
6
7%
no way GOD is on our side
6
7%
Total Votes
84
just for the laughs...

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Party-Party

Piss off Boban we hate you
7
58%
Boban we hate you,piss off
5
42%
Total Votes
12
Ladies and Gentlemen it`s party time post a picture or a joke ,say anything that comes to your mind ,flirt. ...Regulars and newbies, everyone is invited and welcome ......

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How much can sheep turn you on?

A lot!
1
2%
A bit.
3
7%
They do nothing for me (unless I feed them)
16
39%
They turn me off.
21
51%
Total Votes
41
Sheep created Sweaters/shirts/socks. Sheep created the politicians! Sheep created this website! Can sheep create ‘true wool’?...

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A poll about Polls

Yes i think polls are useful and informative
23
52%
No they're a waste of time
7
16%
Got nothing against polls they're nice people
8
18%
Why are you doing this
3
7%
Please stop it
0
0%
Feckoff already
3
7%
Total Votes
44
Yeah well i really should do something better with my time...

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love or money?

love
47
43%
money
19
17%
both
32
29%
they all look better at closin time/bar lol.
3
3%
just dont care.
8
7%
Total Votes
109
closin time again lol.oldie but goodie/mickey gilly....

How much can intelligence turn you on?

A lot!
64
67%
A bit.
23
24%
It does nothing for me!
6
6%
It turns me off.
3
3%
Total Votes
96
Intelligence created Geek/Nerd/Dork. Intelligence created the civilization! Intelligence created this website! Can intelligence create ‘true love’?...

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Which is biggest?

The moon!
4
5%
The earth!
3
4%
The sun!
46
61%
R u kidding?
22
29%
Total Votes
75
May be I‘m missing something which made me puzzled! Can you please help me?...

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Ladies ,do you like the Big

yes very Big
4
6%
Some extra Big
2
3%
Huuugggeeeee
3
5%
Extremly Huge ,haha
2
3%
Meduim size
16
26%
Average
18
29%
Small one for me
2
3%
Size doesnt matter
4
6%
Tiny
5
8%
Other
6
10%
Total Votes
62
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . What size House...

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what is lldddlddwlddlllldldldl

A. a market town in south Wales
2
12%
B. a chorus from a Rolf Harris song
9
53%
C. the results of Rangers last 22 games in Europe
6
35%
Total Votes
17
just wondering !!...

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How much do I love me??

Normal
20
26%
Too much
9
12%
I Photoshop my holiday photos
3
4%
I try not to let people get me down
10
13%
I´m resilient
6
8%
I don´t get discouraged easily.
3
4%
I love my small gestures
3
4%
I get lost in the depth of my our mysterious eyes
6
8%
This is stupid
12
16%
I want to stay forever with myself
5
6%
Total Votes
77
Whatever?...

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