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A woman is a jealous creation

yes
21
41%
No
12
24%
sometimes
13
25%
often
2
4%
only in love
3
6%
other
0
0%
Total Votes
51
Zorry Ladiez...

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what is the poll breakdown lol

some heavy chick was dancing
9
39%
some heavy guy was dancing
2
9%
what is a breakdown
12
52%
Total Votes
23
heya....being silly this a.m. and the wording above is hilarious........

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k k....what about people who flaunt their mula

who cares...i came from money
1
4%
money means nothing to me
11
42%
am a purist an artist....what is mula.....
2
8%
money is everything baby
4
15%
rich people think they are superior beings...lol
8
31%
Total Votes
26
am an artist...if i cared about money i would not b an artist!!...

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I am scared of cs girls becoz

I am shy
7
21%
blushing
0
0%
Coward
3
9%
They are gorgeous
1
3%
very rich
1
3%
Hell Dengerous
4
12%
They are police women
2
6%
They have weapons and bombs and tanks and jets and
7
21%
Drones and .........
1
3%
other
7
21%
Total Votes
33

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what do you do ,, if the front door is shut...?

poke it with your finger
0
0%
sniff at it
1
6%
oil it
1
6%
use a jerry bar
2
12%
peep at it
4
24%
or try the back door
9
53%
Total Votes
17
what do you do if the front door is closed ,,...

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Cs girls are Dieng inlove with me becoz

I am Rich
1
5%
very handsom
2
10%
Friendly
4
19%
Smart
0
0%
Polite
2
10%
Funny
2
10%
Sexy
2
10%
All of the Above
4
19%
Other
4
19%
Total Votes
21
hello latiesh...

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if u could do it all over again would u...can only choose one folks!l

would u change ur career
9
22%
or spouse
8
20%
or friends
5
12%
or travel plans
6
15%
or style
1
2%
or academic standing
12
29%
Total Votes
41
ahhhh...being silly today....taking a day off.....woo a hoo!!...

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vintage styles r.....

so fun to wear
5
16%
getting as expensive as regular clothes
6
19%
weird for guys to wear
3
10%
trendy...reycled clothing is for me
0
0%
say what...i always wear my own style
17
55%
Total Votes
31
here we go again...a bit of fluff in today.s serious climate...

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what's with all of this ALIEN stuff ?

I don't believe in aliens
9
23%
I believe in aliens
13
33%
i saw an UFO
5
13%
i was kidnaped by aliens
5
13%
All politicians are aliens
1
3%
My sister is an Alien
4
10%
Aliens live in underground bases
2
5%
Total Votes
39
Yes thats right It seems the alien mystery has raise up again. This subject used to be the top lines in every newspaper and tv show back in 1950. Now it seems to be coming out again, theres stuff about it on youtube and tv shows. things like Proje...Read more

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fav pick up lines from guys

heya baby let us meet and greet
4
13%
meet me at a parking lot...
6
19%
i am the best
2
6%
don.t u want to
3
10%
come on baby
5
16%
why not
11
35%
Total Votes
31
guys can b soooo outrageous thought i would throw in a few i have heard lately.....geeezzzzz...lol...

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Cows

Like them ?
38
83%
Dislike them?
8
17%
Total Votes
46
Do we like or do we not like COWS...

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Dead Slugs

Good thing
10
42%
Bad Thing
14
58%
Total Votes
24
A bit of fun...

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guys who wear pink

turns me off
9
15%
who cares
23
39%
i like it
22
37%
not on my man
5
8%
Total Votes
59
have to goof off a bit...

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Have You Ever Lied to yourself?

Yes
29
63%
No
7
15%
Whatcha takin about Willis?
7
15%
NO (Okay,..lied there, I have)
1
2%
Yes (lied there, never have,. hey, a lie! So yes )
2
4%
Total Votes
46
Ever lied to yourself,....I have never lied to myself, but that is a lie,...so therfore I am telling the truth and didn't lie,...and on and on,...but seriously,....you know what I mean,....ever lie to yourself?...

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wife is knife

True
6
25%
False
4
17%
mine was a crusher
1
4%
mine was more than knife
2
8%
no idea
8
33%
no knife but a blade
2
8%
other
1
4%
Total Votes
24
Shortly peautiphool Latiesh...

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lighter side....fav weekend activity

hit the bar
1
4%
hit the beach
9
36%
hit the chicks up
1
4%
hit the guys up
1
4%
sleep and sleep
7
28%
read and read
4
16%
shop and shop
2
8%
Total Votes
25
heya!...

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what destroys more things

pets
1
2%
kids
10
19%
spouse
4
7%
time
4
7%
gov.t
24
44%
all r equal destroyers!
11
20%
Total Votes
54
ahhhh...its a continuation...an idea from thee other poll...

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lighter side of life...this ole house....what to do

keep working on it what else is new
10
36%
sell it...give someone else the headache!`lol
8
29%
put a match to it...dreaming of course
2
7%
enlist others help on rebuilding
4
14%
ahhh,,,why even try!
4
14%
Total Votes
28
ahhh...need a lighter side of life in addition to serious poll....anyways am in the midst of this issue also....have an older home.......

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Guys ,if a group of women was fighting ,who will u support ?

Beautiful one
13
32%
ugly one
0
0%
Average
1
2%
No one
14
34%
Only Big Milk packs ..haha
1
2%
Richest
0
0%
Fat one
0
0%
very Slim
0
0%
Other
3
7%
im sorry
9
22%
Total Votes
41
Shorry latiesh...

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Who Introduced Horses to Native Americans?

John Wayne
1
4%
Roy Rogers
2
8%
Alliens
7
28%
Birds turned into horses
4
16%
Kentucky
0
0%
Mr. ED
2
8%
Manitou
5
20%
Godzilla
1
4%
Ohio
1
4%
South Dakota
2
8%
Total Votes
25
Well, there you have it, which of these ones introduced these horses to native americans. No, wasn't the horse with no name....

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Girls, if ye had 4 husbands or more what would you like them to be good at most? You probably have t

D.I.Y.
4
11%
Laughs
5
14%
Wining and dining
2
6%
Travel companion
3
8%
Nookie!
13
36%
Cooking
1
3%
Gardening
0
0%
Intelligent Convo
3
8%
Golf or other sports Partner
1
3%
Other
4
11%
Total Votes
36
Just for the laugh. And guys you can post too with your choices. Just that we know in some cultures for years that the men can have more than one wife. So what if it was the other way around?...

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If women ruled the world ,how long it could stay ?

till end
18
43%
1 century
0
0%
75 years
3
7%
If irish 15 Minutes ...ooppss...shoory ..haha
4
10%
Dunno
4
10%
They are equal to men
6
14%
as long as men
3
7%
Other
4
10%
Total Votes
42
Hope you dont mind beautiful Ladies...

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what was the worst part of returning to college as an adult

having to drive there...not living on campus
2
8%
not invited to all the parties
1
4%
homework
6
23%
sitting in class w/ high school grads
8
31%
not being able to date the youngsters
2
8%
not being able to date the staff
4
15%
having to graduate...ie party over
3
12%
Total Votes
26
ahhh...was in touch w one of my college prof.s and it brought back memories......

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a different comedian list to chose from

dean martin
2
6%
jim carrey
15
43%
don rickles
0
0%
johnny carson
1
3%
rich little
1
3%
david letterman
1
3%
jonathon winters
1
3%
paul lynde
0
0%
bill cosby
14
40%
Total Votes
35
ahhh i wanted to list my fav comedians...a lot of classic people plus a few more of the newbies...

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On June 6 1944 When the German Defender Saw the Armada Coming toward them What were their First Word

Ay Caramba!
3
10%
Die Invasion! Die Invasion!
4
13%
Raus Schenell Schenell
0
0%
O Mein Gott
3
10%
Ich Kaput
3
10%
Fuck Hitler
11
35%
Wo Ist Der Fuhrer
2
6%
Hilfe! Hilfe!
2
6%
Sheisse! Sheisse!
2
6%
Mama Mia! Mama Mia!
1
3%
Total Votes
31
Imagine over 5,000 ships heading to those beaches in France, I wonder what was the first impression on those German soldiers in Normandy....

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