You know you have made it when...
You get a gold star
0
0%
You are asked to speak to a crowd
3
25%
You get a star on a sidewalk
0
0%
you get your face on a coin
0
0%
everyone hates you
3
25%
everyone adores you
1
8%
you get a monument
0
0%
soemthing else
5
42%
Total Votes
12
Famous people get likenesses on a coin, streets named after themselves and the rest. Average if lucky get a kid named after them. I have a headstone....
What has been the biggest threat in 2020 ?
Murder Hornets
1
2%
Covid-19
26
51%
Sniper Monkeys
0
0%
Toilet Paper Shortage
3
6%
Carole Baskin
0
0%
Banned from Posting in the CS forums and blogs
3
6%
Other
18
35%
Total Votes
51
I vote number 6...
Can you guess the type of fish tattooed on this person?
Gold Fish
1
9%
Common carp
0
0%
Guppy
1
9%
Tilapia
1
9%
Koi
4
36%
Bass
1
9%
Trout
0
0%
Cat
0
0%
Star
1
9%
Other
2
18%
Total Votes
11
So what kind of fish is it?...
Which do you prefer CoronaVirus or CoronaExtra
Virus
4
24%
Extra
10
59%
CoronaGalrads
3
18%
Total Votes
17
I’ll go with Extra...
Do you think insanity is endemic amongst women on CS, or are they going trough the change.
Insane women are attracted to men of the same
10
37%
they are going thruugh the change
3
11%
men have driven them this way
10
37%
they just show off a bit
4
15%
Total Votes
27
I am conducting a poll on what people think...
Who would you rather do business with: Michael Corleone or Tony Montana
Tony Montana... Money, Power, Woman
0%
0 Votes
Michael Corleone... I don’t feel I have to wipe everyone out, Tom, just my enemies.
50%
4 Votes
Either
12%
1 Votes
Neither
38%
3 Votes
8 Total Votes
da chi vuoi essere fregato. Which One and why .... Advance to @ 12 minutes into this interview with Al Pacino...
USA to put humans on the moon again in 2021 ... Who will foot the bill?
Mexico
12%
2 Votes
Ukraine
6%
1 Votes
All other member NATO nations
12%
2 Votes
Vietnam
6%
1 Votes
Tesla
6%
1 Votes
Great Britain’s Monarchy will as settlement for burning the USA’s Whitehouse.
0%
0 Votes
Canada
0%
0 Votes
The Winner’s award in the next Eurovision contest
0%
0 Votes
All the above
18%
3 Votes
Other
41%
7 Votes
17 Total Votes
USA to put humans on the moon again in 2021 Who will pay to do this again?...
How Many Men Sit Down to PEE ?
I am a man and I sit down to pee
11
39%
I am a man and I stand to pee
8
29%
I am a woman and I stand to pee
2
7%
I am a woman and I sit to pee
3
11%
I am not normal so I can do either
1
4%
You are a Mess, Lol
3
11%
Total Votes
28
Ladies, which man would you choose?
1. Politico Know-it-All - Constantly going on about politics.
12%
1 Votes
2. Abused Baby - Whinging about how rotten and bad women are.
0%
0 Votes
3. Racy Tracy - getting into petty squabbles about race and ethnicity.
0%
0 Votes
4. Attention Whores - all posts are basically about one thing - them.
0%
0 Votes
5. White Knights - taking any opportunity to ingratiate themselves with the female fraternity.
25%
2 Votes
6. The Eternal Pessimist - the world is ending, we're all damned.
0%
0 Votes
7. The School Teacher - constantly banging on trying to educate you heathen masses.
0%
0 Votes
8. The Monster Shlongs - size matters and he will remind you daily.
25%
2 Votes
9. The Poll Punk - inundating the forums with senseless polls.
12%
1 Votes
10. Mister Smutty - choosing every opportunity to make sexual innuendos.
25%
2 Votes
8 Total Votes
You can tell a lot by what people post. if you are observant, after a long while particular patterns emerge, which if you have basic emotional skills, will tell you what type of character you are dealing with. Now after months and years of avidly f...Read more
What is your favorite animal
I love all kinds of animals!
20
67%
Reptile
1
3%
Fish
1
3%
Aquatic Mammal
0
0%
Land Mammal
7
23%
Bird
1
3%
Insect
0
0%
I hate animals!
0
0%
Total Votes
30
There are many kinds of animals. I can't mention them one by one in the options above. I myself know what animal I will choose. So generally, what is your favorite animal? Don't forget to explain your reason in the comment....
How would you like to die?
In a pyroclasmic woosh - a volcanic eruption!- you're gone in an instant.
3%
1 Votes
Double-decker bus driven by a getaway bank robber.
0%
0 Votes
A Great White takes you on your Caribbean holiday.
0%
0 Votes
Having wicked sex with overweight ex.
8%
3 Votes
In a pub brawl after a soccer match - your team lost.
0%
0 Votes
Watching telly at home, with a peanut in your throat.
0%
0 Votes
Heart attack - it was all those kebabs, you fool!
3%
1 Votes
Mad Cow Disease - it was all those kebabs, you fool!
3%
1 Votes
Pure boredom - after 25 years on CS, you die of unrequited love and a broken heart.
11%
4 Votes
Softly, gently in your sleep, to the sound of the 'Gladiator' theme music.
74%
28 Votes
38 Total Votes
Look, it's going to happen, so make your choice right here before all the good ones are gone, and pay on the way out, ok?...
The Stars Are Out Of Alignment.... Again
I Noticed It In Real Life & On Line
1
8%
Nope, Same As Usual
6
46%
It Is Only C.S Regulars
1
8%
If You Build It They Will Come
0
0%
The Invasion Of The Body Snatchers /THEY LIVE
0
0%
Mandela Effect
0
0%
CERN Or Stargate
1
8%
5G !
1
8%
Turn In Your Telescope!
1
8%
Extraterrestrials Have Landed
2
15%
Total Votes
13
Had a strange or bizarre last 24-72 hours? Do you feel like the stars are out of alignment, or what?...
Why, when you die, the last part of your body to stop working are your pupils?
They are fertilized just before
1
9%
They dilate
5
45%
They are used to scare off flies and worms
5
45%
Total Votes
11
The eyes have it...
Are you wasting your time on earth?
Yes
6
21%
No
11
39%
Maybe
9
32%
I like turtles!
2
7%
Total Votes
28
Think about it. Life is short. Take all the time you need....
The Earth is...
round
25
78%
flat
3
9%
square
0
0%
I have no idea
1
3%
what's the Earth?
0
0%
I'm an alien
3
9%
Total Votes
32
Yesterday I visited a local forum and found its members very seriously discussing whether the Earth is round or flat. I had quite a good laugh reading their answers. Let's see what the Connecting Singles' forum members think about...
What is your favorite hobby
camping
1
4%
watching T.V.
7
29%
collecting keys
1
4%
collecting stamps
0
0%
music
8
33%
reading books
7
29%
Total Votes
24
I have a joke for everyone. A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hay the horse says sure, HA.HA. What did the tomato say to the salad? i am dressing..HA.HA.. What did the banana say to the orange? ....you are ap...Read more
how do you like your spaghetti prepared
with butter
1
3%
marinara sauce
12
38%
alla puttanesca
2
6%
pesto
3
9%
alfredo
2
6%
vodka
0
0%
butter
1
3%
bolgnese
4
12%
arrabbiata sauce
1
3%
Creamy Wild Mushroom Sauce
6
19%
Total Votes
32
this is how my bros and I would put it away on Sunday afternoons...
What is the most important part of our bodies?
Head
7
20%
Heart
15
43%
Eyes
3
9%
Lungs
2
6%
Arse hole
5
14%
Genitalia
1
3%
Feet
0
0%
Ears
0
0%
Hips
0
0%
Other
2
6%
Total Votes
35
I’ll go with the Heart ..... What do you think is the most important part of our bodies? And Why?...
Do capital letters make you ANXIOUS?
Yes. I Am OFFENDED Right Now
2
12%
Yes. Who Is PAYING For My Therapy
1
6%
No. It Is The "SNOWFLAKE GENERATION"
2
12%
No, But The WORLD Is Laughing At Us.
1
6%
STOP TRIGGERING ME!
2
12%
No. This Is ORWELLIAN News Speak
0
0%
No. This Is To Squash The RESISTANCE!
0
0%
Does This Include ALLAHU AKBAR!?
2
12%
WHAT NEXT!!??, Explanation Points!!!!???
2
12%
They Are NOT The Boss Of ME!
5
29%
Total Votes
17
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Should the government create the policy to decrease the personal right from smokers?
It should, illness from smoking may cause health department ask for higher budget. We must against to pay more tax.
33%
4 Votes
It should not... unless those smokers are rich enough and ready to responsibility on their illness.
42%
5 Votes
It should not... research and development will lost their jobs
0%
0 Votes
It should not... the exporters of tobacco leaf will make more money
8%
1 Votes
It should not ... the insurance companies will take this opportunity to increase the fee
17%
2 Votes
12 Total Votes
People outside of develop countries always confuse with the campaign... STOP SMOKING whereas the government still produce its...
What do you use when you run out if toilet paper?
Wool
1
4%
Sponges
2
7%
Lace
0
0%
Leaves
0
0%
Corn Cobs
1
4%
Newspapers
7
26%
Mail order catalogs
1
4%
Hands
1
4%
Cell Phone
0
0%
Other
14
52%
Total Votes
27
Other?...
Who do you resemble most?
Father
15
50%
Mother
13
43%
Mailman
2
7%
Total Votes
30
People who have seen photos of my parents say I look like my dad and my brother looks like my mom... Who do you resemble?...
Kiki Challenge
Fun
1
11%
Irresponsible
2
22%
Boring
2
22%
I'm over it
3
33%
I've done it
1
11%
Total Votes
9
Just wanted to know what you think of the Kiki challenge! Yay or nay?...
How many dogs do you sleep with at night?
1
44%
4 Votes
2
0%
0 Votes
A herd
11%
1 Votes
A gross
22%
2 Votes
Enough to feed all the religious people in the world for 10 years
22%
2 Votes
9 Total Votes
How many dogs do you sleep with at night?...
How many cats do you sleep with at night.
1
2
33%
2
0
0%
A half dozen
0
0%
A dozen
0
0%
A gross
3
50%
Enough to feed all the Chinese in China for a year
1
17%
Total Votes
6
How many cats do you sleep with At night?...
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