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What's the best name for your cat? And not be ashamed when you tell your friends his name :)

Picasso
4
8%
Frankenstein
6
11%
Mushu
2
4%
Oshiii
2
4%
Chanel
9
17%
Eeyore
8
15%
non, these are silly names
22
42%
Total Votes
53

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You're walking in the woods and see a skeleton with a bag of money. What do you do?

Touch nothing and call the police.
22
39%
Take the money. Then Call the police.
9
16%
Take the money and keep your mouth shut.
16
28%
Take the money and the skull as a souvenier.
10
18%
Total Votes
57
How much money are we talking about?...

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What's the last place you want to go if you're in a hurry?

Post office.
3
8%
Bank.
5
13%
Doctor's office.
7
18%
Grocery store.
2
5%
Jail.
11
28%
The mourge.
11
28%
Total Votes
39
Patience is a virtue....

Flippin` the bird

I wanna come up as cool
1
5%
Im a rebbel
3
15%
monkey does what monkey see`s
4
20%
I have attitute problems
2
10%
look at me Im tough
2
10%
others ,but I haven`t got a clue
8
40%
Total Votes
20
Somehow I don`t quite understand why people wave at random strangers with their middle finger or why they even post it on their profile enlighten me please......

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What If you're driving along and spot a large spider or centipede in your car?

Ignore it. Keep driving.
11
24%
Stop in the middle of traffic, then run.
9
20%
Calmly pull over. Then find and kill it.
25
56%
Total Votes
45
Fasten your seat belts....

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If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?

Yes
17
71%
No
7
29%
Total Votes
24
If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?...

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You drop your cell phone in the toilet. What do you do?

Consider it lost and try to flush it.
1
2%
Consider it lost. Fish it out and pitch it.
6
12%
Fish it out and see if it still works.
41
85%
Total Votes
48
Fortunately for me I don't talk on the phone when I'm in the bathroom. But I know how I'd vote....

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Who is your favorite villian?

Frieza.
2
6%
Loki.
2
6%
The Joker.
16
52%
Doctor Octopus.
4
13%
Scarecrow.
5
16%
Sabertooth.
0
0%
Venom.
2
6%
Total Votes
31
Sometimes it's good to be bad....

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Which alien would you want to go out on a date with?

Predator.
7
22%
Klingon.
5
16%
Vulcan.
9
28%
Romulan.
3
9%
Brelac.
0
0%
Skrull.
1
3%
Ewok.
7
22%
Total Votes
32
The perfect question for a dating site....

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Who do you think is the strongest?

The Hulk.
21
26%
Superman.
38
48%
Goku.
7
9%
Thor.
14
18%
Total Votes
80
I'd like to see the matchup between these characters....

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Socks with sandals. Yes or no?

Yes.
5
6%
No.
85
94%
Total Votes
90
I'll take a bullet before I give up my flip flops....

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#2. Which pet would you buy for your kid if the nagged you hard enough?

A horse.
16
50%
Vampire bat.
2
6%
Rattlesnake.
3
9%
Dingo.
1
3%
Alligator
5
16%
Octopus.
5
16%
Total Votes
32
I'm glad I don't have kids....

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#2. Which stunt would you do for $100.000?

Put lipstick on a WILD sleeping bear.
42
32%
Kiss 20 Homeless guys on the lips.
19
14%
Cross dress in public for a year.
13
10%
Catch and eat 20 live centipedes.
5
4%
Run across the field during a football game.
52
39%
Eat raw tripe for a month.
2
2%
Total Votes
133
A $100.000 doesn't go as far as it used to....

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Which movie scenario would you want to live through in real life?

Transformers.
16
43%
Godzilla.
2
5%
Dawn of the Dead.
4
11%
War of the Worlds.
6
16%
Pearl Harbor.
8
22%
Skyline.
1
3%
Total Votes
37
Gotta love the no win situations....

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Which stunt would you try for $100.000?

Put lipstick on a sleeping bear.
5
16%
Go grocery shopping while naked.
4
12%
Wear the same clothes 24/7 for a year.
3
9%
Sleep in a trash dumpster for a week.
7
22%
Eat live spiders.
2
6%
Pick a fight in a biker bar.
11
34%
Total Votes
32
How much taxes are on $100.000?...

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Which other supernatural disasters would you want to live through?

Carniverous plants attack humans.
0
0%
Rampaging insect swarms.
3
13%
Vampire invasion.
10
43%
Werewolf invasion.
3
13%
Hell on Earth. Demon invasion.
7
30%
Total Votes
23
I hate bugs....

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While chased by zombies you run into a store and have seconds to grab three food items. What do you

16 ounce Pepsi, Doritos, Hershey bar.
5
10%
Can of spinach, bottled water, canned tuna.
10
21%
6 pack of Beer, T-bone steak, Twinkies.
12
25%
2 litre diet Pepsi, trail mix, tofu.
1
2%
Bottle of wine, lobster tails, key lime pie.
5
10%
Orange juice, fired chicken wings, cheese cake.
15
31%
Total Votes
48
A tough choice. Then again, how much can you carry when you're being chased by a pack of zombies?...

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Which pet would you buy your kid if they nagged you long and hard enough?

Scorpion
1
2%
Camel spider
2
4%
Python
2
4%
Tarantula
0
0%
Hermit crab
4
8%
Ferret
9
19%
Pit bellied pig
10
21%
Parrot
20
42%
Total Votes
48
I'll stick with the overpopulation of guppies in my aquarium....

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You are chased by a mob of zombies and have time to rush into one store. Which one do you chose?

Gun store
26
68%
Victoria's Secret
2
5%
Target
2
5%
Best buy
2
5%
Kohls
0
0%
Organic foods
6
16%
Total Votes
38
For me this is a no brainer....

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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE COULD IMPROVE THE INFLATABLE DOLLS?

YES
20
65%
NO
11
35%
Total Votes
31
.......

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Which supernatural disaster would you want to live through?

Giant monster attack
4
13%
Alien invasion
14
45%
Zombie attack
8
26%
Machines rebel against Humans
5
16%
Total Votes
31
If the world is going to end then you might as well put a little imagination into it....

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Which celebrity and weapon would you want to have during a zombie attack?

Paris Hilton with a crossbow
13
16%
Gilbert Goddfreid with a chainsaw
16
20%
Charlie Sheen with a .9mm pistol
33
42%
Lindsay Lohan with an ax
17
22%
Total Votes
79
This one depends on how bad the zombies are....

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Which food item would you eat on a dare?

Spinach in the can
12
29%
Tofu
3
7%
Tripe
2
5%
Canned spam
8
19%
12 raw oysters
17
40%
Total Votes
42
Go for the gross out....

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Which food item would you eat on a dare?

Spinach in the can
19
22%
Tofu
11
13%
Tripe
11
13%
Canned spam
16
19%
12 raw oysters
29
34%
Total Votes
86
Go for the gross out....

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guys ,do you like the Girls with

Money
4
11%
Wthout Money
0
0%
Beggers ,haha
0
0%
No Matter
11
29%
beautiful
14
37%
a politician
0
0%
other
3
8%
all of the above
6
16%
Total Votes
38

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