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If i will say "I Love you to you" would you say it back?

yes- no doubt
34
60%
no-your not my type
4
7%
are you insane?
5
9%
next question please
9
16%
other
5
9%
Total Votes
57

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Who is the last person on the planet that you would loan money to?

A relative.
15
34%
A co-worker.
15
34%
A friend who is unemployed.
14
32%
Total Votes
44
Who do you trust with your cash? It's not a question of who do you trust with it. It's who do you trust to pay you back....

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Is dating a co-worker a good idea or bad?

Good idea
13
20%
Bad idea
53
80%
Total Votes
66
Already been there. Already done it....

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If you bought a haunted house and could pick which type of ghost to have which one would it be?

Phantom woman carrying her screaming severed head
6
17%
Whailing spector child
1
3%
Demonic clown
5
14%
Floating skull with red eyes
6
17%
Black hooded wraith
3
8%
Ghostly hound
15
42%
Total Votes
36
Do you believe in ghosts?...

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Which type of bug would you want in your house if you were forced to chose?

Ants
32
39%
Centipedes
12
15%
Spiders
36
44%
Roaches
2
2%
Total Votes
82
I really don't like bugs. But if I was forced to pick one bug from a list to have in my house then I already know which one....

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What are you going to do this weekend

relax with the television
17
31%
date
4
7%
youtube.com weekend
5
9%
something else
28
52%
Total Votes
54
What are you going to do this weekend......

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LOL...

Is Funny compliment to structure
9
19%
Is way over used
17
36%
Should be banned
6
13%
Used to lessen seriousness
10
21%
Is Okay for others, but I don't use it anymore
1
2%
Other?
4
9%
Total Votes
47
LOL!!!...

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Which came first?

The chicken
22
48%
The egg
24
52%
Total Votes
46

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Ladies ,How big Yours is

Ali , i have a Big one
5
28%
I am shy
2
11%
My Man says i have a Nice one
1
6%
I have a simple one
1
6%
I dont know
4
22%
Not me but my man has a Big one ,haha
1
6%
Average
1
6%
Others
3
17%
Total Votes
18
Ladies. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . How Big your personality is ?...

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If you were a season.....

Autumn
21
24%
Winter
12
14%
Spring
26
30%
Summer
29
33%
Total Votes
88
Lets say you could be a season - what season would you be and why?...

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WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CARMEN SANDIEGO?!!

Uhhhh, somewhere that's not here...?
4
15%
Stranded on a desert island
0
0%
In my pants. Heh, heh.
3
11%
"Swimmin' with the fishes"
2
7%
The moon
0
0%
The Dark Side....
2
7%
Stuck in traffic
3
11%
In New York, under a new identity
3
11%
UNDER MY BED.
4
15%
Somewhere else
6
22%
Total Votes
27
Yeaaaaaaaah... I don't know either. Testin out this whole poll thing. Yup. Have fun, be crazy with it....

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World's Straw Poll...

- Prez. O`Bummer
2
12%
- Monkey
8
47%
Other?
7
41%
Total Votes
17
My Vote Counts......

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what in your opinion is the most jolly language on earth?

english
15
28%
norse languages like swedish
1
2%
indian languages
6
11%
jamacan english
6
11%
afrikaans
3
6%
mexican
3
6%
finnish
0
0%
dutch
2
4%
island languages
1
2%
there are so many... please name a few.
17
31%
Total Votes
54
in my own language there are so many funny sayings words and and meaningless sentance fillers. please give some examples of your own native tounge or any other language you might find interesting or jolly....

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Guys ,You like the Girls with

Big ones
20
29%
Small Ones
11
16%
Average
11
16%
Flat
1
1%
Smooth
2
3%
Stylish
3
4%
I dont care
7
10%
I prefere heart
11
16%
Other
4
6%
Total Votes
70
. . . . . . . . Guys ,what Kind of sandles you want ur Gal to wear ?...

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If you were to come back into this world as an animal, which animal will you prefer to be and why?

Dog
16
21%
Cat
21
27%
Bird
18
23%
snake
2
3%
parrot
4
5%
others(name it)
16
21%
Total Votes
77
Man and animals...

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If it were possible and knowing what you know now, which period of your life would you go back to an

Pre birth......
2
3%
Childhood.....
17
22%
Teens....
26
34%
Early 20s........
26
34%
Other
6
8%
Total Votes
77
Many of us have said "I wish I was 'such and such' an age again", I would go back to when I'd just left school, my Mum was still alive and I would have stuck to one job rather than having at least 67 throughout my working life and who knows where I'd...Read more

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Ladies ,Can you show me Yours ?

Yes sure
9
19%
no I cant
10
21%
I am Shy
1
2%
Aliiiiiii..behave ur self
13
28%
If my Guy allows me
0
0%
i can show you my Both
2
4%
I only show to my BF
10
21%
Other
2
4%
Total Votes
47
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. Ladies ,can u show me ur New pics ?...

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TO BE OR NOT TO BE THAT IS THE QUESTION....WHAT IS YOUR ANSWER?

YES
9
21%
NO
3
7%
MAYBE
4
10%
CONFUSED
5
12%
IS IT REALLY
1
2%
WHAT WAS THAT AGAIN?
2
5%
I'M IN DENIAL
2
5%
IS THIS A TRICK QUESTION?
6
14%
CAN I GO NOW?
8
19%
COULD BE A WASP!
2
5%
Total Votes
42
I thought of this while contemplating dinner but I have nothing to eat so.....................

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Ruthless face

Looks dead
8
28%
Sexy
1
3%
Manley
1
3%
Rude
5
17%
Could be a hidden smile
4
14%
This dude is serious
8
28%
Just a old poop
2
7%
Total Votes
29
Hey i am trying hard here...

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ladies ,where do you want to takeoff yours in the

Bedroom
11
33%
the Car
1
3%
On the beach
2
6%
I can takeoff anywhere
7
21%
No,i want to have all the times
1
3%
Anywhere My guy wants me
6
18%
only in the cool weather
2
6%
other
3
9%
Total Votes
33
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. .. . . . . . . . . . Where do u takeoff your Sun glasses ?...

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Ladies ,where do you want to have ?

In Front
7
27%
In the Back
1
4%
I prefere Both places
5
19%
Everywhere
5
19%
Others
8
31%
Total Votes
26
. . . . . Where do u want to have Yard In your House ?.....

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Who is the worst person to make angry?

Car Mechanic
1
1%
Hairdresser
6
9%
Mother
12
18%
Spouse
13
19%
Boss
9
13%
Server
2
3%
Roommate
2
3%
Probation Officer/Cop
11
16%
Next door neighbor
3
4%
Other
9
13%
Total Votes
68
Believe it or not I am a server, and every day I deal with all kinds of people. I have seen the movie Waiting and things like that do not happen where I work, but as a customer why would you chance it? It made me come up with a list of people whose...Read more

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Ladies .How many times do you want your guy to do ?

Depends on Him
8
20%
1 Time
0
0%
2
4
10%
3
0
0%
4
3
8%
As more as possible
10
25%
I dont mind if he doesnt
4
10%
Ugghh....All the times
8
20%
Others
3
8%
Total Votes
40
How many times do u want your Guy to call on ur cell phone ? Merry Christmas...

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Funny side up

micky mouth
7
16%
woody wood pecker
13
30%
pink panther
18
41%
batman
6
14%
Total Votes
44
both in films and caroons. great....

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How many times do you do in a Night ?

1
3
5%
2
5
9%
3
3
5%
4
4
7%
As more as Possible
11
20%
Depends on my Mood
25
45%
Other
4
7%
Total Votes
55
How many times do you Get Online ?...

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