Who is the funniest man on tv right now?
David Letterman
2
6%
Jimmy Kimmel
6
17%
Jay Leno
6
17%
Jimmy Fallon
3
9%
John Stewart
3
9%
Stephen Colbert
4
11%
Daniel Tosh
3
9%
Craig Furguson
8
23%
Total Votes
35
The best funny man of all time was Johnny Carson. I would say my favorite, if I had to pick one would be Jimmy Kimmel. He had a hilarious run on The Man Show in the late 90's....
Which seem more unlikely?
Manti Te'o marries into the British royal family.
3
10%
Barbara Walters interviews Bigfoot.
14
48%
Jar Jar Binks becomes a Jedi.
12
41%
Total Votes
29
For all the non-Sri Lankans out there... What is kottu??
Place
2
11%
City
0
0%
Restaurant
1
6%
Food
13
72%
Sri Lankan rapper
2
11%
Total Votes
18
............
How would you rate a compliment from your boss?
Hold your head up with pride and smile.
21
57%
Fart in a hurricane compared to a raise.
5
14%
Flush the toilet and forgeddabout it.
11
30%
Total Votes
37
$$$$ $$$$ Never forget that money talks....
Which villian from the past would you want to beat up in a fist fight?
Hitler
22
47%
Stalin
2
4%
John Wilkes Booth
1
2%
Nero
3
6%
Vlad the Impaler
3
6%
Al Capone
0
0%
Osamma Bin Ladin
15
32%
Gengis Kahn
1
2%
Total Votes
47
Hitting below the belt is allowed....
ladies ,How Long
Aahh...All the Night
8
33%
All the Day
1
4%
Twice a Day /Night
0
0%
Just Few Hours
1
4%
I get Tired in Just few Minutes
1
4%
As long as My man wants
2
8%
depends on Mood
10
42%
Other
1
4%
Total Votes
24
How Long do u want to be on a Date ?...
Ladies ,25000 Dollars
A car
8
40%
A House
2
10%
support to do some Business
1
5%
No i will not anything
4
20%
A Watch /Mobile Phone
2
10%
A Motorbike
0
0%
Just some Food Together
1
5%
A Box of Viagra
0
0%
Other
2
10%
Total Votes
20
Ladies ,if u find 25000 Dollars what would you Buy for your partner /BF ?...
Ladies ,Is it True ?
yes Ali it is True
3
18%
No No it isnt
3
18%
Who Says ?
3
18%
I dont Know
0
0%
AAhhh...Yess ..aahh I love more and More
1
6%
Just sometimes
2
12%
May be More Than Twice a day
1
6%
All the Day and Night make me happy
2
12%
Other
2
12%
Total Votes
17
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . is it true that women eat More than Men ?...
What type of death do you expect ?
a peaceful death
25
42%
a painless death
3
5%
a respectful death
4
7%
a heroic death
6
10%
above (1,2,3,& 4) all in one death
5
8%
a death with my loving ones
1
2%
a death with my enemies
4
7%
an exemplary death
1
2%
a postponable death
2
3%
a suicidal death
8
14%
Total Votes
59
What kind of Dreams do you watch Often ?
Romantic
11
37%
About Business
0
0%
Sexy
8
27%
Political
0
0%
Scientific
1
3%
Horror
2
7%
ordinary
0
0%
General
6
20%
Sports
0
0%
Other
2
7%
Total Votes
30
please .....
How Fast Does Time Seem To Go By For You
like a jet
13
41%
like a flying bird
2
6%
like a flying bird droping something on your head
2
6%
like a floating flower petal
0
0%
like a train
3
9%
like pace you are forced to walk at shoping mall
1
3%
like you are getting way too old
8
25%
too drunk to know
3
9%
Total Votes
32
everyone says time flies,have you noticed?...
What Football Team is OR should be considered "America's Football Team"?
New England Partriots
7
16%
Dallas Cowboys
6
14%
Green Bay Packers
3
7%
Pittsburg Steelers
7
16%
Denver Broncos
4
9%
Miami Dolphins
5
12%
New York Giants
4
9%
Houston Rockets
1
2%
Cleveland Bonors
0
0%
Other?
6
14%
Total Votes
43
I know it's not played on the Court! Black and Gold Rulzs!!!...
Cha cha Chia Pets, happy to give , receive, or regift
Regifter definitely
10
45%
Its a keeper
3
14%
Thats all they're going to get from me
1
5%
Whats a Chia Pet
8
36%
Total Votes
22
A company thats been around since 1977 and has managed to be successful, a for some reason popular Christmas gift, and out lived the Twinkie.
Adam, Where Are You? Simple Question need simple Answer
I'm naked
3
17%
I'm here
4
22%
What does location got to do with nakedness
5
28%
All of the above
6
33%
Total Votes
18
don't blame men for swerving simple questions...
its Actual Speed is
10 Kms/Hour
0
0%
20kms
0
0%
30kms
1
10%
40kms
1
10%
50kms
0
0%
200 kms ,haha
0
0%
150 Kms
2
20%
Dunno
3
30%
I dont have any donkey
3
30%
Other
0
0%
Total Votes
10
Who is the last person that you would want to mess with?
James Bond.
18
38%
Indiana Jones.
5
10%
John McClane.
4
8%
Jack Sparrow.
7
15%
Harry Callahan.
14
29%
Total Votes
48
Make my day....
Should Ali110
yes he should
3
13%
no he shouldnt
3
13%
If he likes
3
13%
NOOOO,he has a Big one already
2
9%
I havnt see his ever
3
13%
he should ask somebody in person
2
9%
ALi show me Yours first
2
9%
Other
5
22%
Total Votes
23
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Should Ali110 Buy a Big new car ?...
Surprises!
I love them!
25
36%
I hate surprises!
1
1%
Only when they're good, otherwise, I'm not a fan.
24
34%
Indifferent - I'm usually not surprised at all.
6
9%
I like surprising someone.
12
17%
When I'm surprised, I usually get upset.
1
1%
Others...
1
1%
Total Votes
70
How do you feel about surprises?...
How lazy you are??
I am hyper active person!!Lets go 4 a bungee jump!
5
9%
I am generally active and energetic!!Lets party!!
9
17%
I am lazy sometimes!!Better watch a movie at home!
20
38%
I am Too lazy to answer dis!Can u do it ur self!
7
13%
I am the laziest creature in the world!!Yawnnn!!
2
4%
It all Depends on my last night's sleep!!GN
10
19%
Total Votes
53
Ladies ,How much do u like it ?
Very Much
14
50%
It is Ok
2
7%
Not necessary
1
4%
I cant Live wthout it
3
11%
I want a hugggeeee One
2
7%
Red one for me
0
0%
depends on mood
2
7%
Dont know
1
4%
Other
3
11%
Total Votes
28
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . how much do u like the Fruit Juice ?.....
Which gross food item would you eat if you were stranded in a lifeboat at sea?
Canned spinach.
9
25%
tripe.
0
0%
Pork chitterlings.
0
0%
Canned spam.
8
22%
Calf's brains.
4
11%
Canned octopus.
1
3%
Tofu.
7
19%
Barley soup.
7
19%
Total Votes
36
Favorite cheesy pick-up line. (character limit is cutting my choices short)
Did it hurt? (when you fell from heaven)
3
11%
I want to rearrange the alphabet &put U&I together
2
7%
You look like my next girlfriend.
3
11%
I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
6
21%
Your pants 'r like a mirror (can see myself in 'em
4
14%
Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?
2
7%
My name's not Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime.
2
7%
r u a ticket? You have fine written all over you.
3
11%
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
2
7%
Is your name Summer? 'Cause you're hot.
1
4%
Total Votes
28
"The following errors occurred: [Describe your poll] is required" I don't think it requires a description, but thank you....
Which dish could you eat for a week and not grow tired of?
Roast turkey.
8
16%
King crab legs.
4
8%
Roast beef.
5
10%
Pizza.
13
27%
Fish.
1
2%
Vegatable soup.
4
8%
Roast lamb.
7
14%
Cheese cake.
7
14%
Total Votes
49
Bon Apetite. (Did I spell that right?)...
obama's Ear Looks like a Toast ...
True
8
22%
false
9
24%
no idea
10
27%
I have to Have a Toast in my hand
0
0%
SShhhh....Michelle obama is Listening us
7
19%
No ,It Looks like a Space Shuttle ..
1
3%
Other
2
5%
Total Votes
37
Just Fun ......
Part 2. Which drunken celebrity would you drive home if they asked you?
Russell Crowe.
10
29%
Gary Busey.
4
11%
Cortney Love.
10
29%
Nick Nolte.
3
9%
Leonardo DiCaprio.
8
23%
Total Votes
35
None of the above....
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