fav pick up lines from guys (51)
HIM. " Have you tripped over a branch recently"?
Her. "NO"
HIM. "How about a root"?
Her. "NO"
HIM. "How about a root"?
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bowinp6f: HIM. " Have you tripped over a branch recently"?
Her. "NO"
HIM. "How about a root"?
Her. "NO"
HIM. "How about a root"?
Quintessential Aussie
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Umm this one works for me every time 
'What would your husband say if he knew you were out tonight
'
Oh please
'What would your husband say if he knew you were out tonight
'Oh please
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Haven't heard any good ones lately but always wanted to try if this one works:
Your eyes have the same colour as my bed linen.
Your eyes have the same colour as my bed linen.
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KNenagh: Haven't heard any good ones lately but always wanted to try if this one works:
Your eyes have the same colour as my bed linen.
Your eyes have the same colour as my bed linen.
I worked in the bedding industry for years, that was useful lemme tell ya
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Any tip's? 
I am thinking of light blue
I am thinking of light blue
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i guess i should have also listed comon now baby u know u wanna b w me!
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Hey baby.
Wanna pump up my penile implant?
Wanna pump up my penile implant?
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grab your coat, you've pulled
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sweetiefireball: guys can b soooo outrageous thought i would throw in a few i have heard lately.....geeezzzzz...lol
surely they can do better than that!
lolIf anyone said any of those to me I'd roll my eyes, shake my head and keep going!
The thing is also, if you know it's a line, that takes the good out of it!
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Who has better fashion sense - girls or gay guys?(Any question with the word gay in it is bound to get a girl talking).
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minnieme2: surely they can do better than that! lol
If anyone said any of those to me I'd roll my eyes, shake my head and keep going!
The thing is also, if you know it's a line, that takes the good out of it!
If anyone said any of those to me I'd roll my eyes, shake my head and keep going!
The thing is also, if you know it's a line, that takes the good out of it!
You don't expect is to give up the good stuff for free, do you?
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postneoludite: You don't expect is to give up the good stuff for free, do you?
yeah, you're right, it might spoil the spontaneity and surprise!Oh go on, give us a sneak preview!
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To any woman wearing PVC: "It's amazing what they can do with a bin bag"
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minnieme2: yeah, you're right, it might spoil the spontaneity and surprise!
Oh go on, give us a sneak preview!
Oh go on, give us a sneak preview!
It's the stretch limo model.
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Obstinance_Works: To any woman wearing PVC: "It's amazing what they can do with a bin bag"
Is that your best line OW?
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minnieme2: Is that your best line OW?
It's the cream of my crop guaranteed to provoke a reaction one way or another
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Obstinance_Works: It's the cream of my crop guaranteed to provoke a reaction one way or another
:laugh : Any non pvc lines? Some of us have standards you know and prefer leather!
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postneoludite: It's the stretch limo model.
Never been in one of those! Am so deprived!
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minnieme2: :laugh : Any non pvc lines? Some of us have standards you know and prefer leather!
I tell her she smells like a new car
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...did you just land from heaven,,,,,because, your undercarridge is still hanging out,,,,,(woman)
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Obstinance_Works: I tell her she smells like a new car
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Lets go find a dark room and see what develops.
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postneoludite: Hey baby.
Wanna pump up my penile implant?
Wanna pump up my penile implant?
omg
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the parking lot one was so horrid....heya baby meet and greet w me for an hour at the local big lots....what a disgrace he is to men everywhere
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sweetiefireball: fav pick up lines from guys
"You're gorgeous. You're the image of me sister, I'd love to ride ya"
Works in rural County Cork that does here in Ireland.
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sweetiefireball: the parking lot one was so horrid....heya baby meet and greet w me for an hour at the local big lots....what a disgrace he is to men everywhere
Yeah I thought that was the worst one.
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MADDOG69: "You're gorgeous. You're the image of me sister, I'd love to ride ya"Works in rural County Cork that does here in Ireland.
Did it work for you maddog?
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...i would say to her..: you remind me of my penny/farthing bike,,,hard to get onto....but well worth the effort.....
awwwww.
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sweetiefireball: guys can b soooo outrageous thought i would throw in a few i have heard lately.....geeezzzzz...lol
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