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daddy or chips ?

daddy
11
25%
chips
33
75%
Total Votes
44
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what kind of kisser are u !!!

long and deep
26
33%
sloppy and wet
1
1%
quick and fast
3
4%
lingering and mindboggling
17
22%
dreamy and seductive
31
39%
i hate kisses !!!
1
1%
Total Votes
79
So guys and girls we all like a big Smucker on our lips ... what kind of kisser are you ......

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Have u ever kissed a bad kisser?

Yes,a few times.
64
73%
No,i haven't.
8
9%
Yeah,alot!
5
6%
Am even a bad kisser.
1
1%
Yet to have my first kiss.
5
6%
I don't kiss!I just get down 2 business!
5
6%
Total Votes
88
It happened last week Tuesday.We've been going out for sometime and i was like,'hey,you've got to give it a try'. But honestly,i wish i didn't cos it was disappointing.She was a bad kisser....

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Have you been to "Band Camp"?

Yes but just once.
3
12%
No, I don't play that tune
19
73%
I was a camp counseler.
2
8%
I only solo.
1
4%
I want to go right now and get my instrument tuned
1
4%
Total Votes
26
Whatever, I'm over tired and bored....

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Do you ever answer polls? (ok, I'm bored)

Yes
22
54%
No
12
29%
Wibble
0
0%
A small grey squirrel
3
7%
Gamerjoba
0
0%
Reasons to be Cheerful (Part 3)
4
10%
Total Votes
41
WELL?...

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Reincarnation: What do you want to come back as after you die?

an animal
18
36%
a plant
4
8%
still human
28
56%
Total Votes
50
I want to come back as an animal. A bird if possible, so i can poop on the people who pissed me off in this lifetime. What do y'all want to be?...

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Women want to have a

Big one
16
36%
Medium
6
13%
Small one
0
0%
Average
8
18%
No matter but clean
13
29%
Other
2
4%
Total Votes
45
i mean House...

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Do you accept any of these possibilities?;

That there is a Divine Creator?
17
36%
Everything started with a 'Big Bang'?
4
9%
That you can fall in love over the 'internet'?
3
6%
There is a purpose for us being here?
3
6%
That 'Mankind' is destined to destroy himself?
6
13%
It is possible for everyone to live in Peace?
0
0%
Somewhere is your perfect 'Mate'?
4
9%
We will be visited by 'Aliens' soon?
1
2%
Could eat a 'Jam doughnut' and not lick you lips?
2
4%
All or some of the above?
7
15%
Total Votes
47
Certain questions can create discussions that lead to a better understanding of ourselves, maybe!!...

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What was the last crazy thing you did?? Did you:

surprise the neighbours with a Molotov cocktail?
4
10%
fill in an application for the police force?
0
0%
snog a hooker?
1
2%
shoot your mother-in-law?
0
0%
ask your hairdresser for a grade 0 (=bald)?
3
7%
use the escalator without holding on to the rail?
1
2%
pull the emergency brake on a train?
1
2%
take out insurance for your privates?
3
7%
date someone on CS?
19
45%
other, please specify...
10
24%
Total Votes
42
Living la vida loca?? Then share with the group please......

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ladies ,If u were in Jungle and the Cheetah Attacks on your Guy you would

leave Him
3
14%
Fight Along wth him
5
24%
I can sacrify mylife for my love
3
14%
I will call for help
2
10%
A chance for me to find a new guy
3
14%
i will act like Tarzan ,haha
2
10%
Others
3
14%
Total Votes
21

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soft drinks, pop, soda

pepsi
8
16%
coca cola
21
43%
fanta
4
8%
lemonade
10
20%
liti
1
2%
go west hehe
5
10%
Total Votes
49
which one...

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Are you a democrat or republican or independent?

republican
7
23%
democrat
8
27%
independent
14
47%
independent you say? this third party is a joke.
1
3%
Total Votes
30
And the shit comes rollin in!...

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Would you Survive a Zombie apocalypse?

Yea...I'm Ready axe in hand! bring it!
25
71%
I'm running around like a chicken w/o a head! Ah!!
1
3%
Hey look he's got food!! attack!
0
0%
Hiding under a table waiting 4 it to be over! sob*
1
3%
Aww hell... bite me zombie!!!
5
14%
I have a panic room to stay until it's over!
3
9%
Total Votes
35
Haha!! I want to see who's even thought about it! with all the movies etc......

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should i strangle stray cats to vent my frustrations or just smoke a dubee?

smoke a dubee
37
76%
strangle cats
12
24%
Total Votes
49
MMMMEEEOWWWWWW...

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If I washed it, would you touch it?

Yes
25
37%
No
43
63%
Total Votes
68

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ladies, do you want to have s.e.x with me?

yes, yes, yes :yay:
8
38%
definitely
4
19%
sure
1
5%
of course
4
19%
100%
0
0%
i want to do it right now
4
19%
Total Votes
21
i know that most of you would say no therfore there is no negative answer if you dont answer - make no diffrence - Silence implies consent...

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What would you rather have?

A million dollars
11
16%
A long & healthy life
28
41%
A cute butt
0
0%
A bullfrog that could speak 4 languages
5
7%
A partner
17
25%
Mascara that never runs out
1
1%
A beach house with a view
4
6%
No wrinkles
0
0%
100 pairs of designer shoes
0
0%
Blue eyes that mesmerised everyone
3
4%
Total Votes
69
A little dig into your personality & where ur priorities lie!...

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What would be your worst nightmare?

Your ex moved in next door
7
16%
You gained 30 lbs overnight
6
14%
Chocolate became illegal
7
16%
All your teeth & hair fell out
14
32%
Every time you spoke, u farted as well
10
23%
Total Votes
44
Just for fun ......

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do you want IM back?

Yes
47
64%
No
26
36%
Total Votes
73
I miss it....

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What's Your Sign

Yield
1
2%
Dangerious Curves
7
17%
Stop
2
5%
Hidden Drives
2
5%
Bump
3
7%
Enter
8
19%
No Tresspassing
4
10%
Parking In Back
1
2%
Slippery When Wet
6
14%
Recreation Area
8
19%
Total Votes
42
I always hated the "What's your sign" question....

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One More Try - What Dance For The Obama Threads

Bunny Hop
1
5%
Can-Can
0
0%
Charleston
0
0%
Pee-Pee Dance
8
42%
Polka
0
0%
Rhumba
2
11%
Tango
3
16%
Time Warp
3
16%
Square Dance
1
5%
Waltz
1
5%
Total Votes
19
OK, it looks like the video embedding killed the poll before. Let's try it just with links (square dance vid is Bugs Bunny all you 'toon fans) One of the biggest controversies on Connecting Singles since the "Starling or...Read more

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HOW MAY GUYS LIKE ME HERE???

YES
0
0%
NO
3
25%
NEVER
6
50%
LITTLE
3
25%
Total Votes
12
.........HOW MAY GUYS LIKE ME HERE???...

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And the winner is....!

2 hours
6
27%
3 hours
3
14%
4 hours
2
9%
5 hours
1
5%
6 hours
1
5%
7 hours
0
0%
8 hours
1
5%
9 hours
0
0%
10 hours
0
0%
I never log off....
8
36%
Total Votes
22
What's the longest you've ever stayed on CS?... The Winner gets banned for 3 weeks....

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Man of the year, only vote if you're drunk.

Assange
7
23%
Obama
2
6%
Mel Gibson
7
23%
Paws
4
13%
Stewie (Family Guy)
11
35%
Total Votes
31
Not to blow my own horn, but I did create the universe....

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THE PEOPLE IN WHICH COUNTRY GOT THE HIGHEST I Q??

USA
9
18%
GERMANY
16
33%
AUSTRALIA
4
8%
BRITAIN
3
6%
ISRAEL
6
12%
CANADA
4
8%
INDIA
7
14%
Total Votes
49
I THINK ITS ISREAL THTS THE ANSWER...

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