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Have you ever fallen asleep or nodded off at inappropriate times?

On the phone.
4
10%
Driving a vehical.
8
19%
In class.
12
29%
At an important meeting.
5
12%
On the commode.
2
5%
At the restaurant.
0
0%
On a date.
4
10%
Other. Please elaborate
7
17%
Total Votes
42
I have fallen asleep in class and on the phone. It was an embarrassing situation. It occurred to me that I more then likely am not an anomaly. Perhaps you have had some awkward, falling asleep or nodding off, experiences....

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Why do British men have such beautiful slender legs?

They are just too cute.
5
10%
Genetics.
7
14%
Cos they are tall.
2
4%
They drink too much tea.
6
12%
Bike riding.
5
10%
An Island trait.
0
0%
Just to tease me.
4
8%
Wearing skinny jeans for far too long.
2
4%
No idea.
11
22%
None of the above.
9
18%
Total Votes
51
Why do Brit men have such slender legs?...

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Most handsome men come from...?

SERBIA
4
7%
USA
13
23%
MALTA
0
0%
COLOMBIA
1
2%
PORTUGAL
1
2%
IRELAND
14
25%
FRANCE
4
7%
SPAIN
3
5%
UK
8
14%
CANADA
9
16%
Total Votes
57
Just trying to figure out if it's true most handsome men come from Serbia....

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Have you ever fallen asleep or nodded off at inappropriate times?

On the phone.
2
10%
Driving a vehical.
7
33%
In class.
5
24%
At an important meeting.
1
5%
On the commode.
0
0%
At the restaurant.
0
0%
On a date.
1
5%
Other. Please elaborate
5
24%
Total Votes
21
I have fallen asleep in class and on the phone. It was an embarrassing experience. It occurred to me that I more then likely am not an anomaly. Perhaps you have had some awkward, falling asleep or nodding off, experiences....Read more

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tru`s or pedals night out ???

is it tru ???
5
31%
is it someone else
8
50%
is it pedal ???
3
19%
Total Votes
16
The police are investigating the case of a man at Euston Station, London who jumped out of a train completely naked! Naked from toes to teeth! At first sight they thought he was wearing a blue body-stocking but realised it was a very cold n...Read more

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Have you ever had a 'wierd and wonderful' dream?

If you say so.
4
8%
Once upon a time.
3
6%
He was hot!
1
2%
She was hot!
6
12%
I do not dream.
3
6%
It was out of my comfort zone.
3
6%
I was dreaming outside of the box.
6
12%
I do not have that type of dream.
1
2%
I ate too much cheese and wine before bed.
2
4%
And I loved it!
22
43%
Total Votes
51
This poll is for those who have a sense of humor about life, have a life, want a life, and love life. For those who like to love. :-)...

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Why are Canadian men so tall?

Crossbreeding with Sasquatch.
10
36%
Need to be tall to work on mines.
1
4%
Ginourmous sized country.
0
0%
Need to be tall to work in oil fields.
1
4%
Less gravity is causing people to grow taller.
2
7%
Good health care.
2
7%
Ancestors brought only the biggest and strongest.
7
25%
Genetics.
2
7%
High School Sports.
0
0%
They eat less saturated fat.
3
11%
Total Votes
28
Just rating some pics, peeking on profiles her and there and many canucks are 6'6'' minimun. Why is that? Are they giants or fallen angels?...

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coffee V tea

coffee
43
56%
tea
34
44%
Total Votes
77
i vote coffee, tea does noting 4 me...

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Is Connecting Singles a path for many to attain Artificial Intelligence ?

Yes
14
37%
No
13
34%
Maybe
8
21%
Over my head
2
5%
Other
1
3%
Total Votes
38
Just curious. Any and all opinions appreciated....

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what is the poll breakdown lol

some heavy chick was dancing
9
39%
some heavy guy was dancing
2
9%
what is a breakdown
12
52%
Total Votes
23
heya....being silly this a.m. and the wording above is hilarious........

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beer V coffee/tea

beer
11
19%
coffee/tea
46
81%
Total Votes
57
better poll altogether!!...

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A woman is a jealous creation

yes
21
41%
No
12
24%
sometimes
13
25%
often
2
4%
only in love
3
6%
other
0
0%
Total Votes
51
Zorry Ladiez...

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k k....what about people who flaunt their mula

who cares...i came from money
1
4%
money means nothing to me
11
42%
am a purist an artist....what is mula.....
2
8%
money is everything baby
4
15%
rich people think they are superior beings...lol
8
31%
Total Votes
26
am an artist...if i cared about money i would not b an artist!!...

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fav pick up lines from guys

heya baby let us meet and greet
4
13%
meet me at a parking lot...
6
19%
i am the best
2
6%
don.t u want to
3
10%
come on baby
5
16%
why not
11
35%
Total Votes
31
guys can b soooo outrageous thought i would throw in a few i have heard lately.....geeezzzzz...lol...

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I am scared of cs girls becoz

I am shy
7
21%
blushing
0
0%
Coward
3
9%
They are gorgeous
1
3%
very rich
1
3%
Hell Dengerous
4
12%
They are police women
2
6%
They have weapons and bombs and tanks and jets and
7
21%
Drones and .........
1
3%
other
7
21%
Total Votes
33

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Cs girls are Dieng inlove with me becoz

I am Rich
1
5%
very handsom
2
10%
Friendly
4
19%
Smart
0
0%
Polite
2
10%
Funny
2
10%
Sexy
2
10%
All of the Above
4
19%
Other
4
19%
Total Votes
21
hello latiesh...

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what do you do ,, if the front door is shut...?

poke it with your finger
0
0%
sniff at it
1
6%
oil it
1
6%
use a jerry bar
2
12%
peep at it
4
24%
or try the back door
9
53%
Total Votes
17
what do you do if the front door is closed ,,...

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if u could do it all over again would u...can only choose one folks!l

would u change ur career
9
22%
or spouse
8
20%
or friends
5
12%
or travel plans
6
15%
or style
1
2%
or academic standing
12
29%
Total Votes
41
ahhhh...being silly today....taking a day off.....woo a hoo!!...

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Cows

Like them ?
38
83%
Dislike them?
8
17%
Total Votes
46
Do we like or do we not like COWS...

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what's with all of this ALIEN stuff ?

I don't believe in aliens
9
23%
I believe in aliens
13
33%
i saw an UFO
5
13%
i was kidnaped by aliens
5
13%
All politicians are aliens
1
3%
My sister is an Alien
4
10%
Aliens live in underground bases
2
5%
Total Votes
39
Yes thats right It seems the alien mystery has raise up again. This subject used to be the top lines in every newspaper and tv show back in 1950. Now it seems to be coming out again, theres stuff about it on youtube and tv shows. things like Proje...Read more

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guys who wear pink

turns me off
9
15%
who cares
23
39%
i like it
22
37%
not on my man
5
8%
Total Votes
59
have to goof off a bit...

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vintage styles r.....

so fun to wear
5
16%
getting as expensive as regular clothes
6
19%
weird for guys to wear
3
10%
trendy...reycled clothing is for me
0
0%
say what...i always wear my own style
17
55%
Total Votes
31
here we go again...a bit of fluff in today.s serious climate...

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Dead Slugs

Good thing
10
42%
Bad Thing
14
58%
Total Votes
24
A bit of fun...

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Have You Ever Lied to yourself?

Yes
29
63%
No
7
15%
Whatcha takin about Willis?
7
15%
NO (Okay,..lied there, I have)
1
2%
Yes (lied there, never have,. hey, a lie! So yes )
2
4%
Total Votes
46
Ever lied to yourself,....I have never lied to myself, but that is a lie,...so therfore I am telling the truth and didn't lie,...and on and on,...but seriously,....you know what I mean,....ever lie to yourself?...

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wife is knife

True
6
25%
False
4
17%
mine was a crusher
1
4%
mine was more than knife
2
8%
no idea
8
33%
no knife but a blade
2
8%
other
1
4%
Total Votes
24
Shortly peautiphool Latiesh...

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