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Surprises!

I love them!
25
36%
I hate surprises!
1
1%
Only when they're good, otherwise, I'm not a fan.
24
34%
Indifferent - I'm usually not surprised at all.
6
9%
I like surprising someone.
12
17%
When I'm surprised, I usually get upset.
1
1%
Others...
1
1%
Total Votes
70
How do you feel about surprises?...

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Which gross food item would you eat if you were stranded in a lifeboat at sea?

Canned spinach.
9
25%
tripe.
0
0%
Pork chitterlings.
0
0%
Canned spam.
8
22%
Calf's brains.
4
11%
Canned octopus.
1
3%
Tofu.
7
19%
Barley soup.
7
19%
Total Votes
36

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Who is the last person that you would want to mess with?

James Bond.
18
38%
Indiana Jones.
5
10%
John McClane.
4
8%
Jack Sparrow.
7
15%
Harry Callahan.
14
29%
Total Votes
48
Make my day....

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obama's Ear Looks like a Toast ...

True
8
22%
false
9
24%
no idea
10
27%
I have to Have a Toast in my hand
0
0%
SShhhh....Michelle obama is Listening us
7
19%
No ,It Looks like a Space Shuttle ..
1
3%
Other
2
5%
Total Votes
37
Just Fun ......

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Ladies ,How much do u like it ?

Very Much
14
50%
It is Ok
2
7%
Not necessary
1
4%
I cant Live wthout it
3
11%
I want a hugggeeee One
2
7%
Red one for me
0
0%
depends on mood
2
7%
Dont know
1
4%
Other
3
11%
Total Votes
28
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . how much do u like the Fruit Juice ?.....

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Which dish could you eat for a week and not grow tired of?

Roast turkey.
8
16%
King crab legs.
4
8%
Roast beef.
5
10%
Pizza.
13
27%
Fish.
1
2%
Vegatable soup.
4
8%
Roast lamb.
7
14%
Cheese cake.
7
14%
Total Votes
49
Bon Apetite. (Did I spell that right?)...

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How lazy you are??

I am hyper active person!!Lets go 4 a bungee jump!
5
9%
I am generally active and energetic!!Lets party!!
9
17%
I am lazy sometimes!!Better watch a movie at home!
20
38%
I am Too lazy to answer dis!Can u do it ur self!
7
13%
I am the laziest creature in the world!!Yawnnn!!
2
4%
It all Depends on my last night's sleep!!GN
10
19%
Total Votes
53

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Which secret do you think is being hidden from the world?

U.S. government hides the extstance of aliens.
33
45%
Car that runs without gasoline is developed.
28
38%
Cure for the common cold discovered.
13
18%
Total Votes
74
Your secret is safe with me....

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What's the best way to measure a person's intelligence?

which school they attended.
0
0%
What type of degree they hold.
3
9%
What type of job they hold.
3
9%
What achievements they have.
14
44%
If they talk too much or not.
12
38%
Total Votes
32

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Which drunken celebrity would you drive home if they asked?

Charley Sheen.
11
32%
Lindsay Lohan.
5
15%
Mel Gibson.
3
9%
Axel Rose.
3
9%
Paris hilton
12
35%
Total Votes
34

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Part 2. Which drunken celebrity would you drive home if they asked you?

Russell Crowe.
10
29%
Gary Busey.
4
11%
Cortney Love.
10
29%
Nick Nolte.
3
9%
Leonardo DiCaprio.
8
23%
Total Votes
35
None of the above....

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Which person's house would you go trick or treating to?

The delusional old lady with the green teeth.
4
14%
The spaced out stoner.
10
36%
The 30 something vegan nudist.
14
50%
Total Votes
28
Trick or treat...

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What would you do if you were quitting your job?

Cuss out your boss.
5
15%
Cuss out that certain co-worker.
4
12%
Take some valium and leave graciously.
24
73%
Total Votes
33

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Men using umbrellas manly

yes
35
56%
no
8
13%
gay
9
15%
not made of sugar they wont melt
10
16%
Total Votes
62
women using umbrellas ok they spend alot on hair dos and the use of make up moved from country to city men using umbrellas i think is gay ur not made of sugar u wont melt...

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#2. Which supernatural event do you think could really happen?

Plants attack Humans.
2
3%
Asteroid crashes into earth.
19
32%
Worldwide viral outbreak.
17
29%
Machines rebel against humans.
3
5%
Talking dog discovered.
5
8%
1st successful human brain transplant.
3
5%
Satan gets reality TV show.
10
17%
Total Votes
59
I hope I'm not around if any of this happens....

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Which aliens do you think we could beat if they really invaded Earth?

Daleks.
2
11%
Romulans.
4
22%
The Zerg.
4
22%
The Kree.
1
6%
Cybermen.
3
17%
The Brelac.
4
22%
Total Votes
18
Watch the skies....

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What would be a really bad idea?

Loaning money to a relative.
8
15%
Dating a co-worker.
2
4%
Dating your boss.
11
20%
Buying your kid a scorpion as a pet.
12
22%
Trying to wrestle a pit bull.
11
20%
Electing Joe Biden as President.
10
19%
Total Votes
54

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Which supernatural event do you think could really Happen?

Alien invasion.
5
12%
Zombie outbreak.
3
7%
Giant monster attack.
3
7%
Joe Biden elected president.
3
7%
Aliens send signals from deep space.
12
28%
Bigfoot captured alive.
2
5%
Honest politician discovered.
12
28%
Vampires are real.
2
5%
The Pittsburgh Pirates have winning season.
1
2%
Total Votes
43
The possibilities are endless....

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Which alien would you want as a room mate?

Klingon.
3
9%
Vulcan.
14
41%
Brelac.
1
3%
Dalek.
5
15%
Predator.
11
32%
Skrull.
0
0%
Sontaran.
0
0%
Total Votes
34
On second thought, there's no room at the inn....

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Who would YOU vote for in the upcoming presidential election?

E-Trader Baby. He's good with numbers.
5
16%
Harry Potter. He could make congress disappear.
15
48%
Chef Gordon Ramsey. We'll all eat healthier.
11
35%
Total Votes
31
I'm still going for the R and R....

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What would you do if you had your own clone?

Stay home and send the clone to work.
37
61%
Double date.
5
8%
Start fights and have the clone finish them.
3
5%
Now you can finally kick yourself.
6
10%
You do the dishes. The clone mows the lawn.
10
16%
Total Votes
61

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Which super power would you like to have?

Super strength.
3
4%
Teleportation.
15
22%
Invisibility.
31
46%
Flight.
9
13%
Invulnerability.
3
4%
Intangibility.
1
1%
Shape shifting.
5
7%
Total Votes
67
I'd like the ability to save more money. That would really be super....

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What would be the concert event of the year?

AC/DC, Dropkick Murphy's, Rob Zombie.
17
42%
Celine Dione, Katy Perry, Beyonce.
14
35%
Barry Manilow, Air Supply, Journey.
9
22%
Total Votes
40
I'm not giving away my pick. But small hint. #3 NO WAY! #2 if I'm with a really hot date....

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What's the best way to get someone's personal information?

Listen to their cell phone conversation.
8
24%
Search their trash.
8
24%
Ask their Ex.
17
52%
Total Votes
33
I'll pick one. Some of these people talk so loudly on their phones that picking up details about them isn't hard....

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Which type of ghost would you live with?

Woman carrying severed screaming head.
2
5%
Spectral clown.
2
5%
Little girl phantom.
10
23%
Skeleton with chain saw.
3
7%
Peeping tom poltergeist
1
2%
Ghost dog.
25
58%
Total Votes
43
it doesn't matter which type of ghost i have. if I'm paying the bills and it's my house, then they're not staying there rent free....

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