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Which vacation idea would you pick?

Running with the bulls in Pamplona Spain.
3
6%
U.F.O watching in Roswell New Mexico.
11
22%
Camping out at Loch Ness.
15
29%
Alligator hunting in Florida.
3
6%
Fishing for sharks off Hawaii.
15
29%
Taking a brief tour of Cherynobl.
4
8%
Total Votes
51
Picking #1 above all others. I'm actually going to Pamplona one day....

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If you could see one future event which one would you chose?

Winning lottery numbers.
30
75%
If the person your kid marries is a loser or not.
7
18%
take the unbrella or not when they call for rain.
3
8%
Total Votes
40
#1 without a doubt....

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Which person would you let your kid marry?

A satanist. Christmas dinner will be awkward.
7
25%
An ex mental patient and canibal turned vegan.
5
18%
A cyclops, who works as an optometrist.
16
57%
Total Votes
28
This is a time when I'm glad that I don't have kids....

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What's the best name for your cat? And not be ashamed when you tell your friends his name :)

Picasso
4
8%
Frankenstein
6
11%
Mushu
2
4%
Oshiii
2
4%
Chanel
9
17%
Eeyore
8
15%
non, these are silly names
22
42%
Total Votes
53

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The Sign Says "WET PAINT" ~Do You~

Touch to see if it is dry yet
27
46%
Repect the sign and don't touch
21
36%
Inscribe your initials in it
3
5%
Take down the sign
3
5%
Wish you could have chosen the color
5
8%
Total Votes
59
The Painted area is a public restroom and the color used is lime green....

You're walking in the woods and see a skeleton with a bag of money. What do you do?

Touch nothing and call the police.
22
39%
Take the money. Then Call the police.
9
16%
Take the money and keep your mouth shut.
16
28%
Take the money and the skull as a souvenier.
10
18%
Total Votes
57
How much money are we talking about?...

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Flippin` the bird

I wanna come up as cool
1
5%
Im a rebbel
3
15%
monkey does what monkey see`s
4
20%
I have attitute problems
2
10%
look at me Im tough
2
10%
others ,but I haven`t got a clue
8
40%
Total Votes
20
Somehow I don`t quite understand why people wave at random strangers with their middle finger or why they even post it on their profile enlighten me please......

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Who is your favorite villian?

Frieza.
2
6%
Loki.
2
6%
The Joker.
16
52%
Doctor Octopus.
4
13%
Scarecrow.
5
16%
Sabertooth.
0
0%
Venom.
2
6%
Total Votes
31
Sometimes it's good to be bad....

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You are chased by a mob of zombies and have time to rush into one store. Which one do you chose?

Gun store
26
68%
Victoria's Secret
2
5%
Target
2
5%
Best buy
2
5%
Kohls
0
0%
Organic foods
6
16%
Total Votes
38
For me this is a no brainer....

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What If you're driving along and spot a large spider or centipede in your car?

Ignore it. Keep driving.
11
24%
Stop in the middle of traffic, then run.
9
20%
Calmly pull over. Then find and kill it.
25
56%
Total Votes
45
Fasten your seat belts....

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Socks with sandals. Yes or no?

Yes.
5
6%
No.
85
94%
Total Votes
90
I'll take a bullet before I give up my flip flops....

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#2. Which pet would you buy for your kid if the nagged you hard enough?

A horse.
16
50%
Vampire bat.
2
6%
Rattlesnake.
3
9%
Dingo.
1
3%
Alligator
5
16%
Octopus.
5
16%
Total Votes
32
I'm glad I don't have kids....

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You drop your cell phone in the toilet. What do you do?

Consider it lost and try to flush it.
1
2%
Consider it lost. Fish it out and pitch it.
6
12%
Fish it out and see if it still works.
41
85%
Total Votes
48
Fortunately for me I don't talk on the phone when I'm in the bathroom. But I know how I'd vote....

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Which movie scenario would you want to live through in real life?

Transformers.
16
43%
Godzilla.
2
5%
Dawn of the Dead.
4
11%
War of the Worlds.
6
16%
Pearl Harbor.
8
22%
Skyline.
1
3%
Total Votes
37
Gotta love the no win situations....

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Which pet would you buy your kid if they nagged you long and hard enough?

Scorpion
1
2%
Camel spider
2
4%
Python
2
4%
Tarantula
0
0%
Hermit crab
4
8%
Ferret
9
19%
Pit bellied pig
10
21%
Parrot
20
42%
Total Votes
48
I'll stick with the overpopulation of guppies in my aquarium....

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guys ,do you like the Girls with

Money
4
11%
Wthout Money
0
0%
Beggers ,haha
0
0%
No Matter
11
29%
beautiful
14
37%
a politician
0
0%
other
3
8%
all of the above
6
16%
Total Votes
38

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Who is the last person on the planet that you would loan money to?

A relative.
15
34%
A co-worker.
15
34%
A friend who is unemployed.
14
32%
Total Votes
44
Who do you trust with your cash? It's not a question of who do you trust with it. It's who do you trust to pay you back....

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Which other supernatural disasters would you want to live through?

Carniverous plants attack humans.
0
0%
Rampaging insect swarms.
3
13%
Vampire invasion.
10
43%
Werewolf invasion.
3
13%
Hell on Earth. Demon invasion.
7
30%
Total Votes
23
I hate bugs....

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Which supernatural disaster would you want to live through?

Giant monster attack
4
13%
Alien invasion
14
45%
Zombie attack
8
26%
Machines rebel against Humans
5
16%
Total Votes
31
If the world is going to end then you might as well put a little imagination into it....

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Which stunt would you try for $100.000?

Put lipstick on a sleeping bear.
5
16%
Go grocery shopping while naked.
4
12%
Wear the same clothes 24/7 for a year.
3
9%
Sleep in a trash dumpster for a week.
7
22%
Eat live spiders.
2
6%
Pick a fight in a biker bar.
11
34%
Total Votes
32
How much taxes are on $100.000?...

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While chased by zombies you run into a store and have seconds to grab three food items. What do you

16 ounce Pepsi, Doritos, Hershey bar.
5
10%
Can of spinach, bottled water, canned tuna.
10
21%
6 pack of Beer, T-bone steak, Twinkies.
12
25%
2 litre diet Pepsi, trail mix, tofu.
1
2%
Bottle of wine, lobster tails, key lime pie.
5
10%
Orange juice, fired chicken wings, cheese cake.
15
31%
Total Votes
48
A tough choice. Then again, how much can you carry when you're being chased by a pack of zombies?...

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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE COULD IMPROVE THE INFLATABLE DOLLS?

YES
20
65%
NO
11
35%
Total Votes
31
.......

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If you bought a haunted house and could pick which type of ghost to have which one would it be?

Phantom woman carrying her screaming severed head
6
17%
Whailing spector child
1
3%
Demonic clown
5
14%
Floating skull with red eyes
6
17%
Black hooded wraith
3
8%
Ghostly hound
15
42%
Total Votes
36
Do you believe in ghosts?...

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If i will say "I Love you to you" would you say it back?

yes- no doubt
34
60%
no-your not my type
4
7%
are you insane?
5
9%
next question please
9
16%
other
5
9%
Total Votes
57

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Is dating a co-worker a good idea or bad?

Good idea
13
20%
Bad idea
53
80%
Total Votes
66
Already been there. Already done it....

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