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Do you think ole heavy will find a rich lady and settle down with the current profile of him

Chancer
6
21%
Honest at least
3
11%
Yes but tell me where
1
4%
I think so
5
18%
yes but it too comes with a price
2
7%
Get out of here heavy
11
39%
Total Votes
28
Hey i am also just human !...

Hottest older guy?

Harrison Ford
15
21%
Pierce Brosnan
8
11%
Hugh Laurie
6
8%
Alan Rickman
12
17%
George Clooney
30
42%
Total Votes
71
Which one do you think is the best looking of these men? Simple as that....

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The Hottest Women Are In........

USA
19
25%
UK
5
6%
Italy
3
4%
France
3
4%
Germany
0
0%
Spain
2
3%
Greece
2
3%
Holland
1
1%
Japan
3
4%
Other
39
51%
Total Votes
77
Where are the hottest women?...

Boys ,you like the women with

Biggest
2
6%
Big
2
6%
Small
0
0%
Medium size
6
17%
Average
6
17%
I dont care
7
20%
No Matter how big they have
2
6%
Just some pretty
5
14%
Other
5
14%
Total Votes
35
. . . . . . . . . . . What size Eyes ?...

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Which one in the following is used more than another while driving a manual car....?

Clutch
46
77%
Breaks
14
23%
Total Votes
60
Dream drive................

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Is it True that Most of women are Jealouse to Each other ?

Yes it is True
40
47%
No ,it is not
14
16%
depends on the Individual
19
22%
I dont know
3
4%
yes they are ,why ?
7
8%
Ali it is Women's matter (Hug)
1
1%
If they eat Hot paper
0
0%
Other
1
1%
Total Votes
85

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Boys ,you like the women with

1 child
3
5%
2 kids
6
10%
2 and half kids ,haha
1
2%
3 kids
1
2%
4 kids
0
0%
7 kids
0
0%
over 8 kids
1
2%
just single
38
60%
no mom but kids
1
2%
other
12
19%
Total Votes
63

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The most handsome men are in

Canada
17
11%
India
7
5%
UK
14
9%
USA
29
19%
Brazil (lol)
4
3%
Greece
6
4%
Australia
13
8%
Pakistan
3
2%
Spain
12
8%
other (tell us, please!)
49
32%
Total Votes
154
our turn, ladies! thanks ali110 for the idea to this poll....

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The end is coming,do u feel it????

yes i do ,all over my bones
17
20%
thats bullshit man,sci-fi shit
43
51%
thank u lord.i ll stop paying my 3 ex allimonies
2
2%
WHAT??? VODKA IS OVER???? AGAIN???
8
10%
what??just got my new marcedes ,damn
2
2%
cant feel a thing dude ,i am stoned
6
7%
no way GOD is on our side
6
7%
Total Votes
84
just for the laughs...

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How much can sheep turn you on?

A lot!
1
2%
A bit.
3
7%
They do nothing for me (unless I feed them)
16
39%
They turn me off.
21
51%
Total Votes
41
Sheep created Sweaters/shirts/socks. Sheep created the politicians! Sheep created this website! Can sheep create ‘true wool’?...

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love or money?

love
47
43%
money
19
17%
both
32
29%
they all look better at closin time/bar lol.
3
3%
just dont care.
8
7%
Total Votes
109
closin time again lol.oldie but goodie/mickey gilly....

How much can intelligence turn you on?

A lot!
64
67%
A bit.
23
24%
It does nothing for me!
6
6%
It turns me off.
3
3%
Total Votes
96
Intelligence created Geek/Nerd/Dork. Intelligence created the civilization! Intelligence created this website! Can intelligence create ‘true love’?...

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Party-Party

Piss off Boban we hate you
7
58%
Boban we hate you,piss off
5
42%
Total Votes
12
Ladies and Gentlemen it`s party time post a picture or a joke ,say anything that comes to your mind ,flirt. ...Regulars and newbies, everyone is invited and welcome ......

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Which is biggest?

The moon!
4
5%
The earth!
3
4%
The sun!
46
61%
R u kidding?
22
29%
Total Votes
75
May be I‘m missing something which made me puzzled! Can you please help me?...

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Ladies ,do you like the Big

yes very Big
4
6%
Some extra Big
2
3%
Huuugggeeeee
3
5%
Extremly Huge ,haha
2
3%
Meduim size
16
26%
Average
18
29%
Small one for me
2
3%
Size doesnt matter
4
6%
Tiny
5
8%
Other
6
10%
Total Votes
62
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . What size House...

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what is lldddlddwlddlllldldldl

A. a market town in south Wales
2
12%
B. a chorus from a Rolf Harris song
9
53%
C. the results of Rangers last 22 games in Europe
6
35%
Total Votes
17
just wondering !!...

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How much do I love me??

Normal
20
26%
Too much
9
12%
I Photoshop my holiday photos
3
4%
I try not to let people get me down
10
13%
I´m resilient
6
8%
I don´t get discouraged easily.
3
4%
I love my small gestures
3
4%
I get lost in the depth of my our mysterious eyes
6
8%
This is stupid
12
16%
I want to stay forever with myself
5
6%
Total Votes
77
Whatever?...

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What do you think makes you happy?

Picnicking with friends
19
32%
Reading a Love Book
6
10%
Smelling cinnamon
7
12%
Spying someone you like
10
17%
Blowing soap bubbles
3
5%
Thinking of Cs´s someone
6
10%
Watering the plants
4
7%
Repairing the car
5
8%
Total Votes
60
Or maybe something more?...

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The Most beautiful Girls are on the

CS
4
7%
FB
0
0%
In porn Movies
8
14%
In Obama's Arms ,haha
3
5%
In thier homes
6
10%
Ali,they are everywhere
24
41%
In the Paradise
1
2%
No Idea
8
14%
Other
4
7%
Total Votes
58

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Ladies ,do you like the men with

glasses
7
12%
Wthout Glasses
3
5%
bald head shining like a mirror ,hahaha
12
21%
old guy with a Big bank balance
5
9%
handsom but Poor
8
14%
A gay
1
2%
Ali i will email you
2
4%
Other
19
33%
Total Votes
57

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Where are all the Robin Hood's hahaha

little john killed them
4
15%
they are here now
2
7%
bulls**t
6
22%
there coming soon
2
7%
they are on the plane
2
7%
i know a few
3
11%
pedro what did you have for breakfast? hehe
8
30%
Total Votes
27
ok some person said there are robin hood's coming...

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Is there any pregnant Girl on the CS ?

Yes
14
23%
No
7
12%
May be
4
7%
i dont know
21
35%
Ali ,i was but gave the birth yesterday
4
7%
I dont have Ultarasound machine
4
7%
Other
6
10%
Total Votes
60

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GEICO VOICE

British voice
18
42%
Australian voice
19
44%
Other
6
14%
Total Votes
43
In your opinion, what nationality is the little Geico....

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Boys , You like the women

In Veil
1
3%
With Bikini
4
10%
With Bra
2
5%
Wthout Bra or Bikini
3
8%
Just Underwear
8
21%
Totaly Naked
11
28%
A decent full Suit
3
8%
A flying Girl like a Rocket ,haha
1
3%
Others
6
15%
Total Votes
39

View Comments (53)

Which comedian would you say tickles you pink with laughter ....

Lee Evans
2
4%
Eddie Murphy
7
14%
Bill Cosby
5
10%
Katt Williams
3
6%
Dawn French
2
4%
Chris Rock
3
6%
Billy Connolly
9
18%
Robin Williams
13
26%
Jennifer Saunders
2
4%
Russell Brand
4
8%
Total Votes
50
I couldn't list them all , but here are a few .. Why do these comedians make u Laugh out Loud (LOL) ?? Have you ever seen them live ? What makes a good comedian to you !! :roll...

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