Humour Contest for the New Year !!!
Its a good Idea
44
57%
Not a good idea
2
3%
Maybe something else ( pls make a post )
5
6%
Enough of contests already so pls not another one
22
29%
none ( pls make a post )
4
5%
Total Votes
77
With some inspiration and discussion with Ms. Zell. I propose a Humour contest idea for the New Year. Pls feel free to give your opinions . Depending on the poll a conclusion will be drawn. I reckon it wolud be hilarious and fun !!...
would you/could you.....lol
cause you were told if you pay extra taxes so the
4
17%
cause you didn't pay the extra taxes and now the i
1
4%
cause you joined politics and that's a job require
1
4%
cause you didn't get involved in politics and that
0
0%
cause your signifant other say's "if you love me y
5
21%
cause you told your signifigant other "if you love
2
8%
cause you were drunk and dared to....
6
25%
cause she was drunk and dared you to....
2
8%
cause that's what the divorce lawyer said she was
0
0%
cause your divorce lawyer assured you you'd never
3
12%
Total Votes
24
This was my dare from Truth or Dare round 7.... the idea is would you/could you "recieve or give the shaft where the sun don't shine".....lol this is purley a joke!...
Men-What size do you like your women??
the abyss
3
5%
like a 4 lane highway
0
0%
tighter than a frogs butt
15
26%
makes an echo
2
3%
have to tie a 3ft 2x4 to my butt so i don't fall i
0
0%
small enough for a broken pencil
6
10%
wider than the McDonalds arches
1
2%
found my old friends class ring inside
2
3%
small as Barbie
6
10%
other
23
40%
Total Votes
58
Ok this is for you men who were to chicken to create this!!! Vote away!...
Recycled Gifts
Yes
32
39%
No
34
41%
Undecided
16
20%
Total Votes
82
With the state of the economy the way it is currently...has "recycling" gifts become any more acceptable to you?...
Is she spicy? Is she a gamble ?
Yes spicy
7
24%
Not spicy
1
3%
Undecided
1
3%
A gamble
3
10%
Not a gamble
1
3%
Undecided
4
14%
Both
4
14%
Neither
8
28%
Total Votes
29
X2...
IS MY BUNNY CUTE LADIES
LADIES ONLY
10
21%
LADIES WHO HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR
38
79%
Total Votes
48
I would rather go out with a
fat
6
8%
no teeth
2
3%
bad hairdress
5
7%
cheap
10
13%
old
1
1%
ugly clothes
12
16%
bald
15
20%
smaller than me
21
28%
skinny - skeleton type
3
4%
smelly
0
0%
Total Votes
75
Just to have fun. A statistic for us to see what we reject most....
A woman and a melon are hard to choose ?
Yes
10
40%
No
8
32%
Dont try
7
28%
Total Votes
25
melon u can hit the top and try but girls...
Tiger Woods Story--- What Actually Happened?
He was Framed- LAPD?
1
4%
Running from a Spaceship Zantarr?
0
0%
Running from a Mad Wife, with a 4 Wood
14
54%
Just tried to miss a Fire hydrant with antlers
0
0%
Was trying to get home before his wife woke up
4
15%
Came home from the Drinking Trough
4
15%
Other
2
8%
Your Comments?
1
4%
Total Votes
26
What's your take???...
The best tag team wrestlers,oh would win the match.
pee wee herman and sagel
4
16%
Mr t and brittny spears
3
12%
bill and hillary cliton
3
12%
tom and jerry
5
20%
big bird and obama
3
12%
rocky and bullwinkly
1
4%
me and you
5
20%
dorthy and toto
1
4%
Total Votes
25
Pick your best team....
Cold Hands can Ruin THE MOOD?
Yes
12
40%
No
7
23%
Not Sure
3
10%
I have a good remedy for that?
6
20%
Hate U?
1
3%
Other?
1
3%
Total Votes
30
I'm a little self-conscience about that?...
Rate Your Performance- Rating Photo's, Comment's, and Contacting Others?
A- Excellent
4
12%
B- Above Average
6
19%
C- Average
14
44%
D- Not acceptable
1
3%
WT- F
3
9%
Other?
3
9%
Don't care about Singles?
1
3%
Total Votes
32
I spend more time waisted on Blogs and Polls?...
National U.S. survey your vote counts. We need your votes.
break me off a piece of that kit-kat-bar
2
15%
im lovin it
1
8%
wonka- what will we think of next
1
8%
what would you do for klondike bar
4
31%
bush's secret family recipe- duke knows
4
31%
5...5.... 5 flootlong
1
8%
Total Votes
13
National U.S. survey your vote counts. We need your votes. Think your answer through This is not a waste of your time....
Chances of you rolling down your windows in traffic and blasting this song
Hell ya
6
29%
Umm.....
4
19%
This song is on a ablum hahaaha.
0
0%
No rap in my car sorry.
8
38%
funny shit.
0
0%
speaking of this song im a fan of nice dsl
0
0%
no comment
3
14%
Total Votes
21
LISTEN TO THE WHOLE SONG
have you ever sent in a funny home movie to a tv channel?
yes
2
7%
no
25
i know somebody that did
1
4%
Total Votes
28
there's cash to be made if your film is broadcast,so what are you waiting for?!...
HOW MANY GUYS LIKE ME HERE???
YES
0
0%
NO
6
40%
NEVER
9
60%
Total Votes
15
HOW MANY GUYS LIKE ME HERE???...
What Dance To Do On The Obama Threads
Bunny Hop
0
0%
Can-Can
0
0%
Charleston
1
10%
Pee Pee Dance
5
50%
Polka
0
0%
Rhumba
0
0%
Tango
2
20%
Time Warp
1
10%
Square Dance
0
0%
Waltz
1
10%
Total Votes
10
One of the biggest controversies on Connecting Singles since the "Starling or Swallow" thread of 2009 is the question of the official dance of the Obama threads. While there has been strong advocacy for the Can-Can others have raised their voices and...Read more
What should be the dance for the Obama threads?
Bunny Hop
0
0%
Can-Can
0
0%
Charleston
0
0%
Pee Pee Dance
7
54%
Polka
1
8%
Rhumba
1
8%
Tango
1
8%
Time Warp
1
8%
Square Dance
0
0%
Waltz
2
15%
Total Votes
13
One of the biggest controversies on Connecting Singles since the "Starling or Swallow" thread of 2009 is the question of the official dance of the Obama threads. While there has been strong advocacy for the Can-Can others have raised their voices and...Read more
Most likely to occur this Year- 2011
OBummer has a Nervous Breakdown/Vacation again?
2
6%
Obummer Re-Awared the Nobel Peace Prize+Fruit Pop
1
3%
Israel Lunches Major Air Strike
6
19%
Unusually cold Winter saves the Polar Bear's
4
13%
Charlie Sheen gets Porn on Prime Time TV :)
2
6%
Gays over the World Are Married/Except Middle E.
5
16%
West Coast Missile Travels around the World
1
3%
Health Care Bill Gets booted across the Mex.Border
2
6%
Lebron James quits the Heat B-Ball Team
1
3%
Oprah Has a Twin Lesbian Sister
7
23%
Total Votes
31
Can Dolphins 'really' tell the time?
Yes
8
29%
No
6
21%
Don't know
8
29%
Maybe
4
14%
Not while submerged
2
7%
Total Votes
28
I asked a Dolphin and he said 2 O'Clock...but I thought it was a bit dubious..I mean it could have been 3:30!...
Whomever has Bigger Gun does the most Negotiating...
Yes
15
50%
No
2
7%
What's a Gun
2
7%
Love Gun
4
13%
Don't know
0
0%
Forgot
0
0%
I'm with Stupid.
7
23%
Total Votes
30
"IM" what a joke... Still down!!!
Leave IM is down message
7
20%
Just stop playing and remove it!
8
23%
Better still fix it!!!
20
57%
Total Votes
35
Second Poll on the same thing.......
What's the last place you want to go if you're in a hurry?
Post office.
3
8%
Bank.
5
13%
Doctor's office.
7
18%
Grocery store.
2
5%
Jail.
11
28%
The mourge.
11
28%
Total Votes
39
Patience is a virtue....
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