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USA to put humans on the moon again in 2021 ... Who will foot the bill?

Mexico
12%
2 Votes
Ukraine
6%
1 Votes
All other member NATO nations
12%
2 Votes
Vietnam
6%
1 Votes
Tesla
6%
1 Votes
Great Britain’s Monarchy will as settlement for burning the USA’s Whitehouse.
0%
0 Votes
Canada
0%
0 Votes
The Winner’s award in the next Eurovision contest
0%
0 Votes
All the above
18%
3 Votes
Other
41%
7 Votes
17 Total Votes
USA to put humans on the moon again in 2021 Who will pay to do this again?...

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How Many Men Sit Down to PEE ?

I am a man and I sit down to pee
11
39%
I am a man and I stand to pee
8
29%
I am a woman and I stand to pee
2
7%
I am a woman and I sit to pee
3
11%
I am not normal so I can do either
1
4%
You are a Mess, Lol
3
11%
Total Votes
28

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Ladies, which man would you choose?

1. Politico Know-it-All - Constantly going on about politics.
12%
1 Votes
2. Abused Baby - Whinging about how rotten and bad women are.
0%
0 Votes
3. Racy Tracy - getting into petty squabbles about race and ethnicity.
0%
0 Votes
4. Attention Whores - all posts are basically about one thing - them.
0%
0 Votes
5. White Knights - taking any opportunity to ingratiate themselves with the female fraternity.
25%
2 Votes
6. The Eternal Pessimist - the world is ending, we're all damned.
0%
0 Votes
7. The School Teacher - constantly banging on trying to educate you heathen masses.
0%
0 Votes
8. The Monster Shlongs - size matters and he will remind you daily.
25%
2 Votes
9. The Poll Punk - inundating the forums with senseless polls.
12%
1 Votes
10. Mister Smutty - choosing every opportunity to make sexual innuendos.
25%
2 Votes
8 Total Votes
You can tell a lot by what people post. if you are observant, after a long while particular patterns emerge, which if you have basic emotional skills, will tell you what type of character you are dealing with. Now after months and years of avidly f...Read more

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What is your favorite animal

I love all kinds of animals!
20
67%
Reptile
1
3%
Fish
1
3%
Aquatic Mammal
0
0%
Land Mammal
7
23%
Bird
1
3%
Insect
0
0%
I hate animals!
0
0%
Total Votes
30
There are many kinds of animals. I can't mention them one by one in the options above. I myself know what animal I will choose. So generally, what is your favorite animal? Don't forget to explain your reason in the comment....

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How would you like to die?

In a pyroclasmic woosh - a volcanic eruption!- you're gone in an instant.
3%
1 Votes
Double-decker bus driven by a getaway bank robber.
0%
0 Votes
A Great White takes you on your Caribbean holiday.
0%
0 Votes
Having wicked sex with overweight ex.
8%
3 Votes
In a pub brawl after a soccer match - your team lost.
0%
0 Votes
Watching telly at home, with a peanut in your throat.
0%
0 Votes
Heart attack - it was all those kebabs, you fool!
3%
1 Votes
Mad Cow Disease - it was all those kebabs, you fool!
3%
1 Votes
Pure boredom - after 25 years on CS, you die of unrequited love and a broken heart.
11%
4 Votes
Softly, gently in your sleep, to the sound of the 'Gladiator' theme music.
74%
28 Votes
38 Total Votes
Look, it's going to happen, so make your choice right here before all the good ones are gone, and pay on the way out, ok?...

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Why, when you die, the last part of your body to stop working are your pupils?

They are fertilized just before
1
9%
They dilate
5
45%
They are used to scare off flies and worms
5
45%
Total Votes
11
The eyes have it...

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The Stars Are Out Of Alignment.... Again

I Noticed It In Real Life & On Line
1
8%
Nope, Same As Usual
6
46%
It Is Only C.S Regulars
1
8%
If You Build It They Will Come
0
0%
The Invasion Of The Body Snatchers /THEY LIVE
0
0%
Mandela Effect
0
0%
CERN Or Stargate
1
8%
5G !
1
8%
Turn In Your Telescope!
1
8%
Extraterrestrials Have Landed
2
15%
Total Votes
13
Had a strange or bizarre last 24-72 hours? Do you feel like the stars are out of alignment, or what?...

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Are you wasting your time on earth?

Yes
6
21%
No
11
39%
Maybe
9
32%
I like turtles!
2
7%
Total Votes
28
Think about it. Life is short. Take all the time you need....

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The Earth is...

round
25
78%
flat
3
9%
square
0
0%
I have no idea
1
3%
what's the Earth?
0
0%
I'm an alien
3
9%
Total Votes
32
Yesterday I visited a local forum and found its members very seriously discussing whether the Earth is round or flat. I had quite a good laugh reading their answers. Let's see what the Connecting Singles' forum members think about...

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how do you like your spaghetti prepared

with butter
1
3%
marinara sauce
12
38%
alla puttanesca
2
6%
pesto
3
9%
alfredo
2
6%
vodka
0
0%
butter
1
3%
bolgnese
4
12%
arrabbiata sauce
1
3%
Creamy Wild Mushroom Sauce
6
19%
Total Votes
32
this is how my bros and I would put it away on Sunday afternoons...

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What is your favorite hobby

camping
1
4%
watching T.V.
7
29%
collecting keys
1
4%
collecting stamps
0
0%
music
8
33%
reading books
7
29%
Total Votes
24
I have a joke for everyone. A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hay the horse says sure, HA.HA. What did the tomato say to the salad? i am dressing..HA.HA.. What did the banana say to the orange? ....you are ap...Read more

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What is the most important part of our bodies?

Head
7
20%
Heart
15
43%
Eyes
3
9%
Lungs
2
6%
Arse hole
5
14%
Genitalia
1
3%
Feet
0
0%
Ears
0
0%
Hips
0
0%
Other
2
6%
Total Votes
35
I’ll go with the Heart ..... What do you think is the most important part of our bodies? And Why?...

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Which food item would you eat on a dare?

Spinach in the can
12
29%
Tofu
3
7%
Tripe
2
5%
Canned spam
8
19%
12 raw oysters
17
40%
Total Votes
42
Go for the gross out....

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Would you rather be able to...

Fly
25
38%
Read mind
40
62%
Total Votes
65
Honest Answer........

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How many dogs do you sleep with at night?

1
44%
4 Votes
2
0%
0 Votes
A herd
11%
1 Votes
A gross
22%
2 Votes
Enough to feed all the religious people in the world for 10 years
22%
2 Votes
9 Total Votes
How many dogs do you sleep with at night?...

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Should the government create the policy to decrease the personal right from smokers?

It should, illness from smoking may cause health department ask for higher budget. We must against to pay more tax.
33%
4 Votes
It should not... unless those smokers are rich enough and ready to responsibility on their illness.
42%
5 Votes
It should not... research and development will lost their jobs
0%
0 Votes
It should not... the exporters of tobacco leaf will make more money
8%
1 Votes
It should not ... the insurance companies will take this opportunity to increase the fee
17%
2 Votes
12 Total Votes
People outside of develop countries always confuse with the campaign... STOP SMOKING whereas the government still produce its...

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Do capital letters make you ANXIOUS?

Yes. I Am OFFENDED Right Now
2
12%
Yes. Who Is PAYING For My Therapy
1
6%
No. It Is The "SNOWFLAKE GENERATION"
2
12%
No, But The WORLD Is Laughing At Us.
1
6%
STOP TRIGGERING ME!
2
12%
No. This Is ORWELLIAN News Speak
0
0%
No. This Is To Squash The RESISTANCE!
0
0%
Does This Include ALLAHU AKBAR!?
2
12%
WHAT NEXT!!??, Explanation Points!!!!???
2
12%
They Are NOT The Boss Of ME!
5
29%
Total Votes
17
(2:46) Do capital letters make you ANXIOUS? No worries, UK university has your back Students at Leeds University have turned into such sensitive and fragile creatures that lecturers have been cautioned against using cap...Read more

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What do you use when you run out if toilet paper?

Wool
1
4%
Sponges
2
7%
Lace
0
0%
Leaves
0
0%
Corn Cobs
1
4%
Newspapers
7
26%
Mail order catalogs
1
4%
Hands
1
4%
Cell Phone
0
0%
Other
14
52%
Total Votes
27
Other?...

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Who do you resemble most?

Father
15
50%
Mother
13
43%
Mailman
2
7%
Total Votes
30
People who have seen photos of my parents say I look like my dad and my brother looks like my mom... Who do you resemble?...

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Kiki Challenge

Fun
1
11%
Irresponsible
2
22%
Boring
2
22%
I'm over it
3
33%
I've done it
1
11%
Total Votes
9
Just wanted to know what you think of the Kiki challenge! Yay or nay?...

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How many cats do you sleep with at night.

1
2
33%
2
0
0%
A half dozen
0
0%
A dozen
0
0%
A gross
3
50%
Enough to feed all the Chinese in China for a year
1
17%
Total Votes
6
How many cats do you sleep with At night?...

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What would you rather have today: a baby or a puppy?

Baby
15
23%
Puppy
51
77%
Total Votes
66

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Who Makes The Best Lover

Italian Americans
7
21%
Italian Americans
0
0%
Italian Americans
1
3%
Italian Americans
2
6%
Italian Americans
1
3%
Italian Americans
0
0%
Italian Americans
0
0%
Italian Americans
0
0%
Italian Americans
2
6%
No Others
21
62%
Total Votes
34
Date an Italian American today World's Best Lovers #1 Italian American Brazil Spain France #5 Ireland South Africa Australia New Zealand Denmark #10 Canada...

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Why was mick jagger Knighted and David Bowie wasn’t

Jagger never gave much money to charities?
0
0%
Jagger said the Queen is the Royal Witch?
1
5%
David Bowie turned it down.
9
45%
Did the Queen hand jagger his Knighthood?
1
5%
Tony Blair loves mick jagger
1
5%
Any of the above or Other
8
40%
Total Votes
20
Other.... Princess Margaret Rose Windsor bathing with mick jagger ?...

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What is your favourite season?

Spring
12
29%
Summer
17
40%
Autumn
6
14%
Winter
7
17%
Total Votes
42
And why?...

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