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Eating without getting fat
41
38%
Eidetic memory
14
13%
Never getting tired
25
23%
Being liked by everyone
29
27%
Total Votes
109
Honest Answer...

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Ladies how good are you in the kitchen

No very good I'm only 5ft
4
5%
I've got a stool and know how to use it
6
7%
I've got one good recipe
5
6%
I don't know what you mean
3
4%
I'm adequate but need more lessons
5
6%
I've never had a man that was any good in the kitc
0
0%
My cupboards are full
2
2%
I have all the ingredients a good man could need
28
34%
I'm good but I don't like cleaning up the mess
16
20%
I have a full recipe book
13
16%
Total Votes
82
So ladies how good are you at cooking up some good lovin in the kitchen when your man needs feeding?? .........

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Public Restroom: Should women share their restroom with men.

Yes
16
20%
No
58
72%
Dah!
6
8%
Total Votes
80
Happy Endings...

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Are you a fan of John Oliver ?

YES
8
20%
NO
33
80%
Total Votes
41
Are you a fan of John Oliver HONESTLY I AM...

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Is CutieTC a happy bunny?

Yes
15
37%
No
8
20%
Moron
18
44%
Total Votes
41
Only new to this since yesterday. I have come to the conclusion that CutieTC does not appear to be a happy bunny at all AND he deletes comments that he disagrees with...

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Apart from showering, what is your favorite shower antics.

Singing?
15
27%
Exercising?
4
7%
Blowing your nose freely.?
1
2%
Call your partner for some fun/BJ.?
6
11%
Just a rinse?
2
4%
Daydreaming?
22
39%
Other - Elaborate?
6
11%
Total Votes
56
I'm guilty to all above. Trying to learn new tricks....

Your relationship as a book?

Options Trading
0
0%
Outdoor Activities
3
10%
You're so Sweet
5
17%
What's for Dinner
1
3%
Tug of War
7
23%
Vegas Weddings
0
0%
The Candy Store
2
7%
Tear up those Betting Slips
1
3%
Rangers in the Night
3
10%
Personal Best
8
27%
Total Votes
30

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Which came first chicken or egg?

Chicken
27
51%
Egg
26
49%
Total Votes
53
Do you know which came first? :D...

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How will Free college work in America?

Ten year waiting list then maybe?
17
21%
Minority first dibs
16
20%
Don't ask questions
12
15%
Just be happy there's Phoenix U (Online Course)
13
16%
Utopia today ,Gone tomorrow
23
28%
Total Votes
81
Utopia...

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What is the hardest thing to do?

Diet
31
44%
To forgive someone
27
38%
To concentrate
13
18%
Total Votes
71
For me dieting is the hardest thing to do aside from licking my own elbow. lol JK. :)...

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The Oscars 2016 ??

leonardo dicaprio
26
51%
bla bla bla ?
25
49%
Total Votes
51
.......

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the new year

yeah..looking fwd to it...
22
37%
expecting nothing new
17
28%
sane ole...same oie
14
23%
it is party time
7
12%
Total Votes
60
Just wondering where other folks are with the change of the year...at least of the calendar......

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guys, you think cs women are

beautiful
14
25%
loveable
7
12%
naughty
1
2%
witches..zorry ladeez jusd funz
13
23%
intellegent
5
9%
hor+ny
1
2%
wise
1
2%
others
11
20%
funny
3
5%
Total Votes
56
Common poor guys...

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laughter is the best cure for sadness

yes
50
78%
no
14
22%
Total Votes
64
Laughter is the best medicine...

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Ladies ,Do you have Big

Yes Ali ,I have Big
1
7%
No i dont have Big
0
0%
I have a Small one
2
14%
Just an Ordinary
2
14%
Mine is Special
3
21%
I have something Attractive
3
21%
Other
3
21%
Total Votes
14
. . . . . . . What Size Vehicle ?...

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what fan are you ?

stark
9
26%
lannister
1
3%
baratheon
0
0%
targaryen
4
11%
you know nothing jon snow
21
60%
Total Votes
35
you can be hodor too ^^...

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What happened to Yuri Gagarin's eyebrow?

Bad Wax Job?
21
25%
Tweezers attack orquestrated by Americans?
13
15%
Someone set fire to his vodka?
22
26%
none of the above
28
33%
Total Votes
84
First man in space had a very weird eyebrow. What happened to him?...

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Does the Full Moon bring out the best in you?

Yes---Elaborate
27
55%
No---Elaborate
22
45%
Total Votes
49
I am a firm believer that the full Moon does affect us....

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Does the sound of a voice make the person?

Yes
34
47%
No.
31
42%
undecided.
5
7%
My own idea.
3
4%
Total Votes
73
Just a for fun....

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FLASH:

its true
13
48%
no way, false
14
52%
Total Votes
27
I was just reading that a Saudi Arabian prince has been caught in an international bacon trafficking scandal involving hundreds of members of the Saudi royal family reports the Jerusalem Herald this morning. Is this true or false? I find it h...

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Guys,how often do you want to show your girl ?

Once
1
6%
She wants to see everytime
2
12%
She isnt intrested
0
0%
She loves to have with her all the times
0
0%
Mine is her
3
18%
Is she shows me first
3
18%
Sometimes
1
6%
Depends on mood
4
24%
she cant live withour mine
0
0%
Other
3
18%
Total Votes
17
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Your Photo Album...

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Why do Irish men wear tracksuits all the time?

Comfort
13
30%
Laziness
7
16%
Sexiness
1
2%
Immature
1
2%
Too cold
1
2%
They don't care what others think
6
14%
They think they look good
3
7%
Want to attract the ladies
2
5%
Ask a paddy
5
11%
Want to scare the ladies away :S
5
11%
Total Votes
44
I wish to understand why do they (Irish men) wear tracksuits all the time and in such bright colours....

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If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?

Yes
17
71%
No
7
29%
Total Votes
24
If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?...

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Who is the worst person to make angry?

Car Mechanic
1
1%
Hairdresser
6
9%
Mother
12
18%
Spouse
13
19%
Boss
9
13%
Server
2
3%
Roommate
2
3%
Probation Officer/Cop
11
16%
Next door neighbor
3
4%
Other
9
13%
Total Votes
68
Believe it or not I am a server, and every day I deal with all kinds of people. I have seen the movie Waiting and things like that do not happen where I work, but as a customer why would you chance it? It made me come up with a list of people whose...Read more

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Are you grumpy or nice when you first wake up?

I am cool, calm, and collected.
28
34%
Give me some time.
15
18%
I need my coffee first.
20
24%
I need a cigarette first.
4
5%
I talk a lot.
1
1%
I am nice.
6
7%
It's not me, it's you.
2
2%
I am not telling.
2
2%
Other.
5
6%
Total Votes
83
Which one of the answers best describes you?...

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