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What did Melton whine about being stolen in movie Office Space?

Toy Soldier
1
10%
Coffee Cup
1
10%
Favorite Pen
0
0%
Autographed Baseball
1
10%
Red Stapler
6
60%
Cute Girlfriend
1
10%
Total Votes
10
Movie Buffs....

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For Women ONLY...

I am a women Posting as a women in poll :)
19
56%
A man that likes posting as Women in polls ;(
4
12%
I'm LBGT that doesn't know gender (:)
1
3%
It's oppressive to not post in ALL polls =
2
6%
Don't ask , Don't tell? ... ?
8
24%
Total Votes
34
Women Only......

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What is the right religion finally, so I can convert?

Tomtoism
1
2%
Christianism
29
53%
Canarism
0
0%
Buddaism
7
13%
Wowowism
3
5%
Islamist
10
18%
Ghostism
0
0%
Jewishism
2
4%
Zeusism
3
5%
Holyballism
0
0%
Total Votes
55
I'm sooooooo confused man I really need your help, thanks for that! It's just to know what kind of animal shall be sacrificed on my Thanksgiving table...

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Worst Thanksgiving table question?

Are you a leg or a thigh man?
4
12%
Would you like to try my breast?
13
39%
Would you please pass your cranberries to me?
2
6%
Will you both grab my wish bone and pull?
3
9%
Can I have my pie and Edith too?
3
9%
Did you think that the turkey tasted fowl?
3
9%
Do they mount stuffed turkeys like they do deer?
0
0%
Who's doing 'Grace' this year?
1
3%
Are the Lions on TV today?
2
6%
Do 'Turkey Claws' bring presents?
2
6%
Total Votes
33
Well we Americans survived another Thanksgiving and another Black Friday. So what is the worst question asked around the table that took hours of cooking to prepare and only minutes to 'gobble' down? You decide or share your own....

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Ali110 is a

Excellent guy
1
4%
Good guy
2
8%
Lovely Guy
1
4%
Decent guy
1
4%
Handsom Guy
1
4%
Cool guy
1
4%
I love him
0
0%
he seems fine
12
50%
amazing
2
8%
Wowww...
3
12%
Total Votes
24

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How do you view a liberal person?

Cynical,Combative
1
2%
Bitter, Caustic, Mean. Can't take a joke
3
7%
Least likely to find Comidy Funny.
0
0%
Easily Offended
2
5%
Only amused if they are the one telling a joke
3
7%
Perpetually single.
1
2%
Pro abortion, atheism and Lunacy
10
24%
Don't know
5
12%
Don't care
11
26%
Don't care to know?
6
14%
Total Votes
42
I can take a joke can you?...

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Is you Mom funny?

She's totally funny
24
44%
She totally hate it
3
5%
OMG Always
5
9%
So so
10
18%
No idea
13
24%
Total Votes
55
Is you Mom funny?...

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Date a Hermaphrodite

Yes
238
71%
No
36
11%
Sick
14
4%
Don't tell my friends
20
6%
The odds Are 15000000000.00 Million
16
5%
Other
10
3%
Total Votes
334
Weird or the best of both worlds?...

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IT'S ALMOST WEEKEND BABY!!!!

Thank God
15
36%
I have a date
4
10%
Yay, beach and bikini's
3
7%
How boring to be at home
10
24%
Other:
10
24%
Total Votes
42

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THIS CUTE GREEK GUY ON CS KEEPS CALLING ME SWEATY SWAN RATHER THAN SWEETY SWAN, DO I?

Tell him it's SWEETY swan!!!!
22
37%
Carry on laughing about it
12
20%
Be sweaty swan for him
14
23%
I'll have some explaining to do for posting this
12
20%
Total Votes
60
You got to love the passionate Greeks. He can't speak English properly and actually told me he is posting his heart to the moon for me and I should do same!!!! Very cute!!!!...

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What's the lowest Rating you ever given a photo

One or two
22
50%
Three
3
7%
Four
3
7%
Five
4
9%
Six
2
5%
Feel too guilty to give below a seven
4
9%
....
1
2%
.....
0
0%
.........
0
0%
Everyone an alien 10
5
11%
Total Votes
44
Tens for everyone......

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Most say Size doesn't matter, those that do are... ?

Freak's of Nature
4
11%
(NON OFFENSIVE) Hoes
2
6%
Prescription ordered XL speculum
3
8%
Wishful thinking
16
44%
Other BS?
11
31%
Total Votes
36
Size does matter more than many will admit to......

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What is your favorite part of your body and why?

face
10
23%
hands
4
9%
legs
6
14%
noty bits
5
12%
bum
10
23%
ears
2
5%
arms
5
12%
feet
1
2%
Total Votes
43
And why are they your favourite ??...

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How Do you like the name: Sarah?

Great
35
42%
Nice
25
30%
I don't like this name
16
19%
Other( plz tell)
8
10%
Total Votes
84
please write you Idea about this name (Sarah)...

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I'm Bored. What should i do?

Send emails to women on this site
16
25%
Go to the games section
3
5%
Stop asking people on this site what i should do
12
19%
Go outside and chase butterflies
5
8%
Rub one out
7
11%
Make another poll about nothing
5
8%
Eat something
1
2%
Sleep
2
3%
Release the Hounds
1
2%
F**k It!
12
19%
Total Votes
64
I am in your hands......

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ladies Do you take the shower

every day
27
55%
Twice a Day
9
18%
3 times a Day
2
4%
Once in a week
2
4%
Once in a Month
2
4%
Once in a Year
2
4%
I didnt take since i born
3
6%
Other
2
4%
Total Votes
49
Plz .....

Which would you choose?

Shapeshifter
15
28%
Invincibility
13
24%
Time travel
26
48%
Total Votes
54
Ok, just watched one of the early 'Supernatural' episodes online and this sprung into my mind. If you had a choice which would you be. Its just for fun so no arguing....

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DO YOU WORK?

Yes I Do
32
49%
I Don't
17
26%
Enjoy Laziness
4
6%
boring Question
12
18%
Total Votes
65
I love work.. but Unfortunately,If i do work it gets finished.. How can i finish something that i love? sO I don't work.. Enjoy laziness with "Attitude" _____________________________ Just jok I'm studying and doing job.....

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Did you know

yes
29
63%
no
17
37%
Total Votes
46
Did you know that the elephant is the only animal that cant jump?...

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If you found a wallet what would you do?

Immediately look for ID to return it
102
80%
Take and keep the money and leave the wallet
14
11%
Take the whole darn thing and walk away
9
7%
Just leave it sitting there
3
2%
Total Votes
128
this was an argument between me and my buddy the other day...

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Who is in your Photo... ???

You
71
76%
Myself and Two Uglies, Pick N Choose?
5
5%
You, Half decade ago
0
0%
You, Fifty pounds/kgs ago
2
2%
Famous actor or model from Russia
2
2%
Vampire
2
2%
Caveman:No Photo- Don't Own Camara
3
3%
Other?
8
9%
Total Votes
93
You never know what you might get......

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What item do you misplace most often when in a hurry?

Car Keys
18
25%
Billfold/Purse
1
1%
Glasses/Contacts
6
8%
Clothing
1
1%
Shoes
2
3%
Work Material
2
3%
Shopping List
2
3%
Cell Phone
22
31%
Other
10
14%
I am perfect! I never misplace anything.
8
11%
Total Votes
72
Caught up in the rush of day to day living we all misplace something now and then. I was curoius what item other CS patrons misplace most frequently and the humorous stories that accompany those event. :id...Read more

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Bush Claims Victory in Iraq , with Obama's

Perfect Arabic Dialect
5
15%
Sympothizing With Ground Zero Mosque Union
5
15%
Duping Nobel Peace Prize Intellect Committee
4
12%
No Bama-Really GOP Underground Won
7
21%
Other!
12
36%
Total Votes
33
We won......

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I rate your PHOTO/FOTO at a Seven, You think...

Average
9
20%
Not Bad- 6 numbers above a 1
9
20%
Why not a 10
9
20%
Why not at least an 8
10
23%
Maybe your not really rating photos
3
7%
Just looking Low cut- BIG chested blondes.: )
1
2%
Other BS?
3
7%
Total Votes
44
I was Alarmed when someone thanked me for their rating that I gaven them. I didn't know you could check that? Really I don't rate anyone, I just like to peruse the women's photo's to find the one's of potential interest >...

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Football/soccer

Hate it
18
35%
love it
27
52%
hairy men in shorts yay
4
8%
hairy legged men in short eewww
3
6%
Total Votes
52
I personally don't have an interest in it but am curious to see how many do and don't....

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