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Tickets To Heaven!! What will be next? A man and his wife were arrested in Florida for selling faked tickets to heaven to hundreds of people. They sold wood tablets (spra...	2,704	64	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	May 5
I Surrender. I don’t have the talent to engage in a mud-slinging contest. I guess that if you don’t roll in the mud, you will never have enough mud to sling around...	1,756	52	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	18 hrs ago
The Last Tango Suicide must be the worse sin you can commit for it leaves you without the opportunity to regret. Not a nice topic, but it happens all the time; as it...	1,553	50	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	May 5
Common Sense. Now that is a scarce resource. Common Sense will even prevent you from making a fool of yourself when you believe that you are brighter and better tha...	1,609	55	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	May 5
The Smallest State In The World What defines a sovereign state? With just over 100 acres (0.44 sq km) of real estate and about 900 citizens, the Vatican City is the smallest country...	881	10	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	16 hrs ago
X, Y, Z, And… And what? Well, that was the question. Did you know that until 200 years ago the English alphabet had 27 letters? Ok, if you did not know it, you have...	969	14	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	24 hrs ago
Incomplete Blog (Mostly Gossip) I get very suspicious when two bloggers disappear at the same time. Every time when it happened in the past, there was a snake in the grass....	4,530	66	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	18 hrs ago
See, I Can Do It Too! Let it not be said that I am ‘unteachable’ or that I cannot admit to my own mistakes....	1,357	54	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	May 5

A Revolutionary Blog Generator! Ok, this should clear up all the mess. This innovating self-installing applet will produce blogs to your order. Make your selection to customize the b...	1,554	34	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	24 hrs ago
This Blog Does Not Allow Reading! The member has chosen to disable the reading of this blog. I never comment on blogs if they don’t allow comments. It is only fair to respe...	2,165	55	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	18 hrs ago
Where Is Local And What Is Exotic? We are always encouraged to buy local. Apparently, it is good for the local economy. But local can be a very loose term. Local...	2,248	68	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	May 2
Does It Really Happen In Threes? This morning I woke up to a cat pawing my face. Knowing that I don’t have a cat anymore, I realized that I was dreaming, I shoved him off the bed and...	2,396	78	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	Apr 30
The F-Word Again I have read some hilarious write-ups about the various uses of this poor abused word. When you walk in the street or watch a movie, you hear it in alm...	2,454	32	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	May 3
Still waiting? Are you still waiting for that elusive perfect partner? Well, I have news for you. He or she may never come. It is pretentious to believe that somewhe...	2,572	85	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	May 2
How It Is Done Some of my friends believe that I eat my meat raw, but they are wrong. Generally my meat must be well done, especially if it is on a bone. If there is...	2,718	74	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	May 4
Dating When Older Than Sixty When we were young, we paid a lot of attention to our looks in preparation for a date. Now that we’ve grown older (and hopefully wiser), we spend less...	1,777	61	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	May 3
Eat Or Be Eaten That is one of the basic laws of nature. That is why we plant seeds and why we breed animals. Providing food for ourselves is the largest industry on...	1,913	37	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	May 3
Steel And Wood Work Good About 25 years ago, one of my younger friends had to have a testicle removed. He was very worried as he had no children yet and very dearly wanted som...	1,913	43	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	May 3
Is Spelling Still Important? Apparently not. It was found that the sequence of the letters in a word is irrelevant; all that matters is that the first and the last letter should b...	2,178	42	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	May 1
Your First Impressions First impressions are never wrong, or so some people believe. I’m inclined to disagree, because we seldom get the opportunity to test our fist impress...	1,779	39	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	May 5
Visual Creatures I often hear that men are visual creatures. If that is true, a blind man has a definite advantage over the seeing when it comes to sex. They see with...	2,449	66	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	May 3

Bedroom Golf This game is a perfect alternative to pocket billiards. Contrary to other ball games, you must play the course and not the balls. In order to score, y...	2,690	94	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	May 5
The Hunting Racket The next time when you walk into some fat cat’s home to see the skin of a large antelope on the floor with the head mounted against the wall, complete...	2,161	45	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	May 5
A Woman Needed Urgently I have always wanted a partner and I only realized the other day that I have been looking for the wrong person all along. To formulate my desires, I s...	1,596	71	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	May 4
Yes, I Can Help!(you may be better off without it) Being one of the senior members in our family, the younger generation often asks me for advice. Upon my return yesterday, I received this email from o...	2,176	57	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	May 3
Why Do We Have Emoticons? I cannot claim to be an angel. In fact, I’m a little devil at the best of times, but it annoys me when somebody calls me a liar. I cannot claim to...	1,471	30	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	17 hrs ago
Traveling in Southern Africa I see a lot of people did some extensive traveling around the globe. Well, I also did a bit of traveling in my day. I visited a number of neighboring...	4,214	39	0	Jun 2015	Jul 2015	May 5
Sunday Morning Coming Down Can a first cousin, once removed, be attached again? If so, I want to exhume his body. Just to tell him about the scandalous way in which his daughter...	1,447	31	0	Jun 2015	Jun 2015	May 5
Who Sleeps With Whom? What we write in our blogs reveals our souls and it exposes us to the bone in the process. What we say and how we say it is the most obvious telltales...	2,856	79	0	Jun 2015	Jul 2018	May 5
The Famdamily again A cousin, twice removed (my grandfather was her great-great-grandfather), who now lives a thousand miles from here, called me the other day. She asked...	1,460	34	0	Jun 2015	Jun 2015	Apr 27
The Missing Person’s Department. My cat is missing since yesterday. He went out in the late afternoon just before the rain started. It rained uninterruptedly for eight or nine hours a...	2,386	60	0	Jun 2015	Jun 2015	May 3

We Are Surrendering Without A War Modern men are just lame, too passive and not standing for their rights; forever trying to be politically correct. This is mainly because they have...	2,851	101	0	Jun 2015	Jun 2015	18 hrs ago
A Death Threat. I’m in grave trouble. Some guy is threatening to shoot me or run me over with his car. I’m soiling my underpants with fear. I’m too scared to leave th...	1,641	66	0	Jun 2015	Jun 2015	May 5
Elephant Stew Following the decision to utilize the carcasses of animals that fell victim to poachers, elephant carcasses became available in moderate quantities. T...	1,591	53	0	Jun 2015	Jun 2015	6 hrs ago
Are Love And Happiness Mutually Inclusive? We all seek love; believing it will make us happy. Nothing can be further from the truth. Love on its own cannot make us happy and it is perfectly pos...	3,248	106	0	Jun 2015	Jun 2015	May 2
50 Ways To Leave Your Lover Parting should not be that complicated. A relationship is only valid while both parties want to be in it. If any party opts out, well then that is it....	1,821	51	0	Jun 2015	Jun 2015	May 2
Baldness Explained. Baldness is often misunderstood, which is mainly due to a lot of hair roots filling the brain cavity. Our position on the evolution scale dictates tha...	1,988	55	0	Jun 2015	Jun 2015	8 hrs ago
Preserving Our Marine Life We always hear of our shrinking fish reserves while fishermen complain about the ever decreasing fishing quotas, robbing them of a decent living and s...	971	18	0	Jun 2015	Jun 2015	May 5
Good New Is Good News This morning I woke up with wonderful news in my inbox. I got an email from the International FIFA World Cup Online Lottery informing me that I have w...	1,377	16	0	Jun 2015	Jun 2015	5 hrs ago
Is It In Our Genes? Humans have honed the art of killing other humans into a fine art. Our modern military hardware is proof of that. Biological, chemical, and nuclear we...	3,483	40	0	Jun 2015	Jun 2015	May 1

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