A Revolutionary Blog Generator!
Ok, this should clear up all the mess. This innovating self-installing applet will produce blogs to your order. Make your selection to customize the blog to your likings and click next.
The applet will scan all the blogs on CS for phrases relating to the category selected, which fall within the selected Language & Viciousness criteria and will use it to string together a blog that to satisfy the level of your reading skill.
Not working? Relax, I’m working on the problem. These teething problems can be expected during the first five years. I apologize for the inconvenience.
I’m sorry, I guess there won’t be a blog from me today. You may lodge your complaints in the usual way. The bright side is you don't have to read anything today.
May you have a prosperous day!
Comments (34)
I'm so sorry it failed. Maybe you should try again with new settings. It still worked last night.
I got a little tipsy last night... remember
I told you that it was not for you.
I'll tell you next week.
I can read back to front, upside down, between the lines, writing on the wall, and also with my eyes shut... I can read your mind.
In the "Allow Comments" part, will there be some sub-titles:e.g. Only for selective bloggers? Only nice comments allowed? No criticisms? and whatever?
Language: Are foreign languages allowed?
Hiya Cat, hope all is well.
This comment was generated by AUTOCOMMENT automatic blog comment generator.
that's funny
True, and Youtube video clips. But what is important is that the people get what they want.
I'm fine thank you. I trust you are as well.
I only realize now how many people use that same comment generator.
So it worked.
I'm also planning a 'Gossip' category that will auto-scan all bloggers' names for easy selection.
That is an excellent idea! You should not have mentioned it.
I have to go out for a while. I need bread. This is what I miss about my previous house. There was a café across the road from me; expensive but convenient. Now I have to drive a kilometer to get bread. See you in 30 minutes or so.
Now if someone calls me a troll that will be all your fault.
Just blame it to the software. Easiest!
But this is the best of it. The blogs are assembled by using things that other people have already said. If others could get away with it, you can can get away with it too.
A blog a day? I developed it so I can also post six blogs a day.
That's a very long drive for some bread! Why don't you just bake your own?
You can always get one of those highly innovative breadmaker machine where even a 'cripple in the kitchen' like me can also produce quite amazing results
Yes, and even if it creates a blog on the sane topic twice in a row, the blogs may be in complete contradiction to each other, giving a fresh point of view every time.
I really tried to make it true to life as it happens on the blogs.
Too much trouble baking your own bread. A loaf of bread last me three days and there is always something else I need. Like today I was also out of sherry. In this cold weather one needs sherry so I had to go down in any event.
Now what if you start charging £99.99 after creating five blogs if anyone wants to use it.
I was planning to distribute the software for free (of course there will be a registration fee of £99.99) and then to take a royalty (say £99.99) on each blog generated by it. It is an absolute bargain. I mean, what else is for free in today's life?
Nice blog!.....
Thanks for a short blog for short people to read....
We can discuss it, however the program is not to be sold. It is for free. However, I am prepared to pay 2% of the registration fee as a seller's commission. Call my secretary to make and appointment so we can discuss the terms.
Was it shorter than usually?
Dang! It is. It is that applet in the middle that made it look longer than what it is.
Wow! Oh Me. Oh! My.......
I've been trying for a while to make my blogs shorter, but when I look again it is my normal length. I just cannot stop talking when I start.
Hehee!...
Are you going to bed?
I could never understand alcoholism and why it affects only some people. And I fail to see the use of getting drunk. The whole idea of social drinking is to relax and be merry. What joy can be in not remembering a party the next day?