smoky Forum Posts (9,412)

RE: shoppng

Naughty Smoky! She is despicable..... and he is SO young too... a whole 3 years!!!!!

You two can do a Duo... you know how the babes twine around each other on the bar counter? .. well you can do a Guy Thing for us Girls.....! What you think Sunshine and Freeze? Oh and Picky too.. You all think the 2 old guys should do a Duo Pole Dance at Cyba Pub?

SURVIVAL...

Homer... you say your answer is the same as ....? mine? or who?

RE: the alphabet game

Monroe.. Marilyn

RE: they go together

My son and beer!

RE: E T

Wedward doesnt have a door anymore.... Beachcomber stole it last year, used it for snowboarding, then eventually hauled it down to the Cyba Pub, and then it ended up as firewood, when winter came, and no-one paid their bar-chits, the heating was turned off.... and they needed fire-wood.

RE: this is me

Why would you want to iron a dress shirt?... Just throw it in the garbage.... and use a new one.

Or is that a shirt that looks like a dress? Or a dress that looks like a shirt? Or are you just getting confused again.... and its your Artists Smock you talking about? But then ... you paint in the buff I do believe.....in the bath....where you also play music? Do you play the music? or do you have a small orchestra that does that.... in the bathroom? Surely using a small hi-fi set would leave you more room to manouvre ? and also give you more privacy?... so you can sing-along to the music? while you paint.

RE: singles and children

It all depends on the package deal.... would have to include the Ferarri,with petrol allowance, at least 4 weeks quarterly annual holiday on full pay (thats 4 weeks every 3 months)...., fully furnished apartment, mobile phone allowance, three assistants (one to keep my diary, one to drive when I dont feel like driving, one to generally assist me when I dont feel like working)... Laundry maid, Housekeeper, Butler, unlimited Credit Card facilities (yours not mine)

RE: diet

Oh dear, here's another mortal being who needs information...
Now, tell me, where does the Cow get Protein?... she only eats green grass.
Where do all the huge animals get their Protein?.. like the Gorillas, Elephants, Rhino's, Hippos, the monkeys... etc etc?

Do any of them eat other animals?... think about this.

And just for fun, I am not even going to tell you, you have to grovel and beg me for the answer. And only when I know that you realy and truly want to know... then I will tell you.

RE: they go together

Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire !

Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis !

Scotch and Rocks !

Bread and Butter

RE: yours and theirs

Well, as you know there are 11 official languages in South Africa... thats just the southern tip of Africa! ... including English and Afrikaans which is spoken by most people, depending on the regions.

The Bantu (Black) languages have some realy cute idioms.... like if someone is realy annoyed and wishes bad luck on a person... what he says will translate into "I wish him a sick dog"... because they keep dogs for hunting, and a sick dog is a drain on vital resources and costs money for treatment.

RE: make a date

I would crawl on bleeding knees, thru forests, over mountains, carrying only my begging bowl and my yellow sheet wrapped around me....to keep my shaved head warm while I sleep in the byways.

RE: value,s

Myself. Without myself there's not much I can do

RE: they go together

Wedward... are you denying the fact that we go together... like Me and a Ferarri? or Bacon and Eggs? Or Gnomes and Zurich Banks? The Med.and Yachts?...... The whole CS world can see that you are absolutely smitten with me, but I dont mind... it gives you credence in this fickle world.

RE: shoppng

Okay Antcus.... just a little thong.. then you can take over from Funoldie doing the PoleDance at Cyba Pub....

RE: its quiz time

Arent you just a clever boy... yes correct!

Your turn.

RE: its quiz time

Killingtime.... I was just joking.... you are an intelligent sounding guy... you must a realy difficult question to ask? To know the last answer.... I reckon we must read the same sorts of books?

My question.... What tool does a builder use to measure a true vertical line?

RE: they go together

You are one right joker huh?

Now... I gonna match YOU up with someone... just got to do my homework here!!!!!!

Most precious possession

You have to vacate your home in a few seconds... due to some major catastrophe! WHAT is the ONE item you take out with you. (Excluding people and animals.... they are safe)

RE: normal day

Well, I dont know about all of you... but my life is all fun, wine and roses!... cruising around all day in fast sports cars, snow-boarding when there's snow, shopping when the shops are open, dancing when the shops are closed, party, party, party, non-stop.

And inbetween all that I cart the laundry down to the river where I wash it on the rocks (okay, I know I've told you all this before, but this is Wedy's fault for repeating his threads)..... then its up to the forest to chop firewood and bring it back in a big huge bundle on my head. Then I got to plough up the land, recycling all the household waste compost. Muck out the cow shed, the pig pen, the chicken coop.... milk the cow, and collect the eggs.
Wash windows, vacuum the house, cook multitudes of dinners, lunches and breakfasts. Bake cakes and cookies. Do the childrens homework... I am hoping to pass Grade 3 this year!
Then I got to make time to hang out at the local shop to practice my SwissGerman.... to learn to decipher a language that sounds like my cat with a hairball problem.
And thats my normal sort of day. Very mundane.

RE: Compose a story

pain he....... hey c'mon! why am i telling this story all on my own?

RE: singles and children

Ah, this is a Good Question..... and parents have to be very careful.
From my experiences.... a potential partner, if you have children, has to be someone who has children too... for the reason that only if you have had children of your own, do you know that children are not always "perfect", and cannot be made to be perfect!

Being a step-parent, a trick I learnt, in handling other peoples kids, is when a situation develops to superimpose your own childs face and imagine its your own child you are dealing with. We are always more lenient with our own!... and harsher with non-kin!.. especially when one is still young and idealistic.

RE: the world today

May I take the liberty of re-phrasing Family Values? and answer to The Value of Family?

Family is very valuable.... they are the only ones who, when you arrive at the house, you dont have to knock on the door?... although you should, they will not castigate you if you enter and give a loud "Hello".

Family will always feed you when you're hungry.... and clothe you if you're cold.

They will (usually!) lend you money.. without a watertight agreement being signed and witnesses by a lawyer, and trust you to repay them.

When you've done something outstandingly clever and brilliant, you can brag to your family, without feeling foolish.

When you're feeling depressed, you can flop onto their settee, cry your eyes out and vent your feelings, without having to worry about being judged.

If you're stuck in a situation.... you can always phone your own family to rescue you.

Family is a precious commodity.

RE: they go together

Smoky/Ferarri... ONLY JOKING



Eggs/Bacon

RE: the alphabet game

JACKSON ..... Michael Jackson#


next name ...K

RE: its quiz time

YES....KILLINGTIME knows!!!

A MURDER OF CROWS.....

Killingtime... I am afraid to even suggest this.... but you get to ask the next question......

RE: politics

Oh puhleeeeese, Wedy, come up with something more original!!!!

Like this..... Who realy loves their Politicians? and has the utmost faith in them?

RE: immigration

It depends on the people, the reasons, where they from, and where they going. Also.... people have been moving around the planet since the beginning of time..... the migrations, and evolvement of mankind?

This could end up quite a Thread, if looked at from specific points of view! .. with a lot of arguments too!

RE: shoppng

We love to just look at nice things.... like being on our planet Venus! and we like to imagine, and plan in fantasy how we would like to decorate... if we could just throw out the things we got.
And the other thing about grooving around shops is that when we need something... we know exactly where to find it! and how much it costs.

We also get ideas about how to wear our clothes, whats in fashion, how to doll up something we already got, a new way to wear something old, all that sort of stuff..... And ideas for buying gifts for different people too.... Its all neccessary information we need.

RE: diet

Why does everyone insist on cooking everything? What is wrong with raw food? Okay, not flesh, that should be cooked.... like it was something caught in a veld/forest fire.

RE: E T

I would get him inside the door as quick as possible and out of sight... give him his water, which he probably could not drink due to its impurity, so would have to sterilise it with some alcohol.... and then beg him to take me with him when he returns to his planet!