Naaah....you'll be forced to drink cows blood mixed with milk on your honeymoon.....why be conventional??...try a white south african...!!!!hahahaha.....lol
Don't forget the candles, and incense Master Jacko....and make sure that there's an extra cushion, and a chocolate on the turned down sheet....lol...if you carry on like this, you'll to turn your place into a hotel on CS nights!!!....
...never got to Mombasa.....but went to Zanzibar....there I saw this very chic 5-star Italian hotel that had hired a whole bunch of....Masai Warriors!!!.no less.....in full battle kit...these guys would man the entry to the premises, and just hang around looking incredible.... all the wealthy italian ladies would get into a froth for these boys....never seen anything like it....beautiful race they are...incredibly photogenic...
Ok...so now I'm stuck with a beatch, a boat, and a bunch of calamari....how about swopping me the dehumidifiers for a painting, so I can keep the boat interior dry while I'm waiting for something to bite.....(either the beatch, or a fish)...
Don't worry about the fish.....I'm only out there for the beer anyway,...fishing is just a socially acceptable cover.... ..but look, I have a totally mean machine, Apple G5, hung like a horse with 3 Gigs Ram, this baby rocks....you gonna have to throw in something extra....any chance of a buxom spanish girl Friday??...she doesn't even need to be stunning....as long as she can bait a triple hook with calamari, it's a deal...
Exactly...if pilots get applause every time they do their job, the rest of us should too....can you imagine applauding as your cab driver pulls up at your address???....so silly...(obviously driven by relief...) Morning squire...
Well, at least I'm consistent...which we can't say about you....look, have mercy on the mentally challenged...."blank blank" is not a heck of a lot of help.....I need more please....
Charge as in full tilt, lances lowered, horns erect, steaming at the nostrils, foaming at the mouth....money has got nothing to do with it.....it's all visceral, not cerebral.....capiche??...
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RE: If you could choose to change ....
A writer like Ernest Hemingway, on an island like Cuba, without a drinking problem or depression...and all the cigars I need....