Grilled??...forget it...you made toast outta me long ago madame......the least you could do, is spread a little butter (no margerine please...I like it real, no fakes...) and then if u have any mercy, a dollop of english orange marmalade on top would be kind, and then enjoy the fruits of your conquest, please don't salivate, it messes your lipstick...........happy now??....
Yes....penance before the storm....good strategy....I'd say work Google like it's your last chance....if u can come up with a few jokes about how stupid men are, then maybe you can damage control ahead of time.....I'm not putting any money on the chances of your survival tho....good luck mate.....
No, Rusty doesn't scream the loudest, he just whinges the loudest....you'd be the screamer babe....after midnite at least...you'd win hands down....
Good evening to all passengers, please buckle up....we're about to take off.....turn off any electronic devices, and don't even think about chatting up the blonde next to you.....she's more dangerous than she looks....
Dear Natasha, Please be advised that I have received your private pole-dancing videos..... Having reviewed said material, I would henceforth and forthwith, like to offer you the position as head pole-dancing instructor-diva. I think with your talents, you could turn the whole of Paceville into a mecca for weathy businessmen searching for exotic excellence....we could build an empire!!!!....with your hips, and my brains, how can we fail???!!!....
Jan....I've had exactly this experience many more times than once....what is it with me??.....do I have a post-it note on my forehead saying "Seat me next to sceaming Kid" when I check in?........it happens at least 40% of the time......God, why me???.......I'm being punished for my sins....
Legal papers are no problem.....I have a great photocopier, and I'm a whiz in Photoshop....but let's not jump the gun here.....before I give you the job, I need some photos showing your experience....please send shots of your pole dancing experience, and documents will follow... Yours truly. Ivan Dealerschmutzovink
Brainy....Malta is the best place to live...weather's good, babes are hot, restaurants are cheap, you can go fishing....and the men have hair on their chests....some of the women do too.....what more could you want??....
Excuse me Jan!!...don't scamble what few brains I have left!!...you're listed as being in Spain....are you suffering from geographic cerebral deficit syndrome???....
Brainy,.....if you're on the internet only 5 days, you're doing fabulously darling!!!!...welcome to the wonderfully weird world of CS!!!....don't let your first bruising experience in the ring influence your first impressions....in reality, there are scores of perfectly mature, reasonable, good-looking, well-bred ybe friends now??...
My apologies, please accept.....yes I am a little cruel...perhaps this Swiss fog that chills the bones and sours the mood....I was looking for a little sport in the ring, with a red cape, and a torrid toro as an adversary.....but methinks the damsel has no taste for chase.....ok, I throw in the towel....
Ok Brainy Baby...here's a serious question for you.....why do YOU think you're receiving too few mails??...your answer will receive my devoted and serious attention madame....
Good for u Brainy!....I knew u had an MBA...don't worry, you look great, and if you hang around here, you'll be inundated with mails from males who act like bulls when they see the color red!!...keep the wardrobe, it's perfect for the ring!!....Toro toro!!
Listen Brainy....of course it's important how to dress!....you are obviously extremely intelligent, I bet u have an MBA or something, but you are too overeducated to undwerstand the simple workings of the male mind......it is elementary....mummy obviously didn't tell you....
nah, nothing wrong with you....actually you're very pretty, but your mummy dresses u funny....post a pic of you in your underwear, pick something racy, and then come back to me for secretarial services....you'll be needing them to handle the email....
Naah...jacko is not the type to walk around with a fan stuck to his speedo....he's rather stay hot by having a cold Cisque delivered by a very cool cowgirl...
Summer in Mlata is too hot....no?...I would've suggested summer in Switzerland, but with climate change, you never know what weather u r going to get!!...
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RE: The Irish sausage
Grilled??...forget it...you made toast outta me long ago madame......the least you could do, is spread a little butter (no margerine please...I like it real, no fakes...) and then if u have any mercy, a dollop of english orange marmalade on top would be kind, and then enjoy the fruits of your conquest, please don't salivate, it messes your lipstick...........happy now??....