Chain of bones with knobs and cracks. Many shall when of water dries quickly, for it has been foretold in time of old. Nay it will be not of utterance of horse or bray of mule but of mankind itself. Oh the same of it all.
I was once talking to a sales rep. He was asking me about such things as in the heading. I told him my views.
Out of the blue, in the middle of a large room,( there where not any cell phones at that time.) I said "Excuse me I must answer the phone". I turned and walked about ten feet and the phone begain ringing. The man was floored he had just witnessed a true magic event in his mind. I explained it to him. I did not want him to beleive such nonsense. It was purely something that I did for simplicity everyday for over five years. No magic to it. I simply had a skill that he was not aware of and knew something he did not. No magic. Don't follow such things. FOOLISHNESS!!!!!
Over 25 year Magician, S.A.M., I.B.M., Order of Merlin
Two years ago I sat in by back yard and watched a fly. Now this fly sat on the lawn mower handle and was looking at my baloney (Yankee = bologna) sandwich. He flew down and ate some of my sandwich then flew back on to the handle. The fly made repeated trips to the point that he was so full that he was barely able to fly. With great effort the fly buzzed and buzzed trying to fly, barely making it back to the lawn mower handle. He sat there for a long time. Totally exhausted the little fly had enough. Sadly in his attempt to fly home the poor fly plunged to the ground. The poor fly busted wide open and died.
Many reading this can take the same great lesson from this as I did. "NEVER FLY OFF THE HANDLE WHEN YOUR FULL OF BALONEY". ( Yankee = bull )
broken. This made the angry Mr. Ronco even more angry to the point that he exploded and little Ronco products went flying everywhere. The Fuller brush man picked up his two eggs and his brush samples and was off to see the wizard. The Fuller brush was going to try to make quota by ...
Tulsaplumer with a brave attempt doing battle with toilets. He shall PLUNG right in to his work without a FLUSHED look upon his face. A brave fight until both he and the toilet are fully DRAINED.
Kings, queens, jacks, swirling in the dreams day and night. Awaken or sleeping tens, eights, and the dread of aces. These are the harbingers of doom and low wages. Restaint, palming and second dealing shall be the reward of cards.
A friend suggested picking something slick like Popeye looking for olive. I tried "Droopy Drawers with Baggy Britches Looking for Dirty Sneakers with Holey Socks" but, it was already taken.
I have had people tell me I was a really nice guy. It was better than other things I have been called.
Plese note that any errors in my writings were placed in said writings purely for the pleasure of the person or persons that enjoy finding and pointing out said errors.
My grandfather once lived in a small valley. The wind from the north could change quickly in tempature in the fall. As he was fishing to put food on the table for supper a twig snapped under his feet. Bull frogs all around the pond jumped into the water. At the same time a cold north wind came and froze the pond over solid with frogs legs sticking out of the ice. He went hold and got his push mower. That day he cut down over 37 bushel baskets full of frog legs and the family had enough to last through the winter.
In the 1940s my uncle who was a tightwad would buy cloth tea bags by the case. ( He loved tea ) Being a tightwad he would use the bags six times. He would dry the tea, grind it up and use it for snuff. He would save the sting to repair his pants. The bags he washed, unstiched, then ironed and starched. These he sold as table napkins to the little people that lived down the road.
A wise man can play a fool and learn the mind of others. But a fool playing a wise man does not learn the mind of others nor does he know his own mind.
Iffen you all wonst ta know bout thangs ya hasta ast polightly! Air anst no un gonna bother ta gives ya the time uh day. uh air this here rebel.com. Dog gone it martha I done told.....Transmission ended...07\asp.
being caught by the fuller brush man and his friend. When suddenly the Fuller brush man stopped dead in his tracks and said I forgot about my free egg. He runs quickly to see if Mr Ronco is still...
It has been said that things shall of life said in the real can only change one at a time. It is I that said has this and I would never even on a ship of blue in due time.
I was in such a hurry the other day that when I turned around to go the other way I knocked myself down. I did'nt say I was sorry or even help myself up. I just kept going. I think that was very rude of me.
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RE: the babbling brook of senseless jabber (psycho babble reborn)
Chain of bones with knobs and cracks. Many shall when of water dries quickly, for it has been foretold in time of old. Nay it will be not of utterance of horse or bray of mule but of mankind itself. Oh the same of it all.