MikeD12 Forum Posts (2,809)

RE: How do you deal with a breakup

You don't even need to be nice to Trufart

RE: How do you deal with a breakup

Yeah - I love that

RE: Mosquitos

Not many - and I don't destroy beautiful aircraft either

RE: How do you deal with a breakup

Instead of sulking for days and shaking your bonce - Bust all the crockery outside into the bin with a hammer to relieve the pain and it will get dumped

RE: How do u feel about non-religious people combined with Astrology ?

Sprog's still smarting from getting rejected at the altar in OZ

RE: Who pays on the first date?

I'm a bit old fashioned - I would - In 2012 I did - All I got was my ears chewed off for doing it - Loudly and very publicly so I said nothing and left her standing outside the venue waiting. - I got into the car and drove off. She called me the next day to apologise. - I said if you can't say it to my face - 2 words, the last of which was OFF. and put the phone down - She was at my home 20 minutes later crying her eyes out and what SHE did with me for 24 hours is censored

RE: Kissing on a first date

Ma'am You can -- Not be SERIOUS If she says OK I Like my Joystick too

RE: OMG look at this super CUTE msg I just

Darling -
Trufart's only got a tiny chopper, doesn't speak proper English, Kent is nearer and we've got bigger
sausages better beaches where you can wear the bikini and less crowds.

RE: Topics on first date

Ab so lute ly - Mwah

RE: I don't get it ???

I would rather see a statue of a long haired redheaded Woman with 38DD's in a tiny Thong bikini

RE: Should all British police officers bear arms?

The bullets would slip of you as you are too slimey

RE: Favourite type of Holiday/Vacation

and busted crockery for drainage

RE: Love at first sight

In general - I would say Yes to that question it is realistic.

RE: Monogamous or Polygamous???

Mono/poly - My two ladies are in their 40's, both pregnant and happy about
OUR situation and so am I - it is only OUR business, any objectors
get told to Foxtrot Oscar by all three of us .

RE: Ladies - To be, or not to be, that is the question?

Ho Ho Ho Nice taste

RE: Should all British police officers bear arms?

YES - Reluctantly- Given the latest activities an atrocities carried out by middle eastern influenced extremist and far right evil fanatics in our cities and towns. -- Recent on the street surveys with no political or media axes to grind have proved that the majority of the public asked that question say they would be re-assured by their presence, and even the armed police groups say hey have had many decent people of all nationalities and religions saying thank you to them and that they were pleased to talk to them. - Such is the trust building up again in that close and direct community policing. JMO

RE: Where Are We?

Darling K
You know that I love you just as you are
so take no damn notice of that pea brain twit with the Groucho Marx look alike hairstyle

RE: NO NO's for Females

Yeah - But witjh trufart you would need a Magnifying glass to even see it let alone hold it :-)

RE: NO NO's for Females

You'd have difficulty wearing gloves so use Tweezers
Trufart hasn' had his penoplasty yet, so he's stil only got his tiny chopper so you might not even see it

RE: Man or woman,Up in a pedestal.

Take yer pick -Hes "hermaphroditic" - allegedly

RE: Where Are We?

I dunno The lady hasn't said -- YET

RE: 'I am really goodloking'...

Nope But I still think you are worth seeing close up

RE: Personal or impersonal

Got it in Wun innit

RE: Women and bearded men

OK - I'm straight so yer safe

RE: Where Are We?

Wow - can I come too ?

RE: Women and bearded men

No - Not with MY lightning conductor and the magnitude of its capacity

RE: Who will win?

After he gets the penoplasty Trufart will be over to Cork when he reads that You found a new position

RE: If it wasn't illegal, would you kill someone

So - Move to Cork and take a bottle

RE: The woes of outspoken men/women:- Will u do it totally disregarding anybody's feelings............

WHAT -- With a dirty shirt and tiny chopper - No chance

RE: What's your current mood???

As long as it's not in your bucket - why complain ?