Funny sayings......................

See if I can find more cheering

RE: New to this thing, anyone maybe wanna catch a movie...?

cswelcome Hello hope you stick around many are here your age.

The curtain rod...............sweet refence?..........Could you have done this?.........

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

I wonder if these kind of stories came into being as they were
really a true story?
Who could come up with this much fantasie? rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Found that someone special.....thanks CS

Very happy for you guy and may it all work out for you twocheering

Intelligent test.....how smart are you? or think you are?.......part 1-4 then the answers

rolling on the floor laughing I would not have posted this if I was not lead to believe I would be given the answer.
You now have to google smart test. Me so sorry!
confused

Intelligent test.....how smart are you? or think you are?.......part 1-4 then the answers

Hello Jan I was promised answers but you need to go there. Soo sorry;
Google smart test and it is the first one showing up.professor

Intelligent test.....how smart are you? or think you are?.......part 1-4 then the answers

Common Sense Sports

question group #3
15) Which is greater 1/2 of 1/4 or 1/4 of 1/2?
1/2 of 1/4 1/4 of 1/2 they are equal
16) Which distance is longer?
1 mile 1000 meters 10000 centimeters
17) Who died first?
Julius Cesar Genghis Khan Alexander the Great Marie Antoinette

18) How many months are in a decade?
120 100 1200 10
19) Which shape has the most sides?
Square Hexagon Pentagon Octagon
20) What language is most commonly spoken in Brazil?
Portuguese Spanish Brazilian French
21) How many sides does a hexagon have?
5 6 7 8

Intelligent test.....how smart are you? or think you are?.......part 1-4 then the answers

question group #3
15) Which is greater 1/2 of 1/4 or 1/4 of 1/2?
1/2 of 1/4 1/4 of 1/2 they are equal
16) Which distance is longer?
1 mile 1000 meters 10000 centimeters
17) Who died first?
Julius Cesar Genghis Khan Alexander the Great Marie Antoinette

18) How many months are in a decade?
120 100 1200 10
19) Which shape has the most sides?
Square Hexagon Pentagon Octagon
20) What language is most commonly spoken in Brazil?
Portuguese Spanish Brazilian French
21) How many sides does a hexagon have?
5 6 7 8

Intelligent test.....how smart are you? or think you are?.......part 1-4 then the answers

question group #2
8) What date does the 4th of July fall on in Russia?
January 1st July 4th December 31st October 12th
9) What hotel chain is Paris Hilton most closely associated with?
Marriott The Ritz-Carlton Hilton Comfort Inn
10) Who is the current Prime Minister of the United Kingdom?
Gordon Brown Margaret Thatcher Queen Elizabeth II Winston Churchill

11) What is the square root of 9?
81 18 27 3
12) The __________ of his injury was to prevent him from playing any further.
effect affect
13) What time do you have to get up if the drill sergeant tells you wake up is at "oh six hundred"?
6pm 6am 8am 4pm
14) Which of these cities is a capital of a country with a coastline on the Mediterranean Sea?
Tokyo Oslo Rome Venice

Intelligent test.....how smart are you? or think you are?.......part 1-4 then the answers

Common Sense Sports

question group #1
1) How many different months have exactly thirty days in 2008?
4 5 6 7
2) A farmer has seventeen cows; all but eight die. How many cows does the farmer have left?
11 9 8
3) Which country is largest in terms of land mass?
Spain Peru Italy Australia

4) What is the aprox. average height of a full grown man in the US?
6'3" 5'9" 5'6" 5'5"
5) In what year did the US declare its independance from Great Britain?
1776 1492 1976 1942
6) He finished all of the candy __________ for one last piece which he gave to me.
except accept
7) Which is worth more?
1 pound of dimes 1 kilogram of dimes

Intelligent test............ how smart are you?....... or think you are?.........test two.......

11. You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

Don't know
1st
2nd
3rd


12. Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?

Don't know
5000
6000
4100


13. Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

Don't know
Nano
Mary
Nunu

Instructions, warnings on the back of the box....................

Going to Mexico in February it looked so strange to see people getting there own food out, or buy a sandwich for 5 dollars

If you are not dead then respond darn you! This forum is NOT a one person show!

Glad it all turned out okay for youteddybear

Have you been confronted, had to live with, class distinctions at any time of your life?

I did not take it personal that time has long past for me, just know many are still dealing with this.
Here in Canada I didn't see it happening personal to me. handshake

Have you been confronted, had to live with, class distinctions at any time of your life?

Sorry it looks like you escaped it, never could see the boring point as a matter of fact it can hurt like hell.
To be made to feel your close to being a nothing is not boring.

Have you been confronted, had to live with, class distinctions at any time of your life?

That is how is should be people are people.handshake

Have you been confronted, had to live with, class distinctions at any time of your life?

I love the S. Africaner language as it is close to Dutch.
"Daar kom die waa did vier perde waa"
Don't know how to spell it but am sure you know it.
Love the accent too, please don't lose it.

Have you been confronted, had to live with, class distinctions at any time of your life?

You borrowed that from "Hee Haw" rolling on the floor laughing
If it was not for bad luck, I have no luck at all.
Funny bunch they were eh? cheering

Instructions, warnings on the back of the box....................

Instructions for life from the back of the box


* On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

* On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

* On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.

* Some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.

* On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head.

* On Tesco's Tiramisu desert: Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)

* On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating

* On packaging for a Rowenta Iron: Do not iron clothes on body

* On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine Do not drive car or operate machinery

* On Nytol (a sleep aid): Warning: may cause drowsiness

* On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning keep out of children

* On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.

* On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use

* On Sainsbury's Peanuts Warning: contains nuts

* On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

* On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands

If you are not dead then respond darn you! This forum is NOT a one person show!

Lol your not scary enought now, like it better this way wave

I needed company...................

Hey that is not what was intended here rolling on the floor laughing
Come to think about it that would not do it either!
So you tried it huh, how far did you get?
Keep trying, it should keep you frustrated all during the night.

If you are not dead then respond darn you! This forum is NOT a one person show!

Aha of course, but before you were "twins" so often I had been ready to say; oky you girls. Ha ha
This is better Cary and now we can see you are indeed very beautiful

If you are not dead then respond darn you! This forum is NOT a one person show!

Why not tape it or that is not as good?cheering

If you are not dead then respond darn you! This forum is NOT a one person show!

Smile hun your on candid camera.
Have missed you, your so "tame" lately when I do see you the odd time, need a hug?

hug hug hug

I needed company...................

Merwan that is so very nice of you but would you not prefer to find company with some better subjects than the one above?
Well one thing makes me feel better;
Genius and idiots are they not very close?
See, I can always see a light,* seeing something light in something dark rolling on the floor laughing

I needed company...................

You mean you became an idiot with me?
Missery loves company, so good, I am now no longer alone.comfort

RE: Why Stay Married !!!

I would like to have the commitment of mariage again someday and it be as good as my last.

cheering

Have you been confronted, had to live with, class distinctions at any time of your life?

comfort hug

Have you been confronted, had to live with, class distinctions at any time of your life?

Sorry girl can't figure out what you mean lost the tread? doh

Have you been confronted, had to live with, class distinctions at any time of your life?

Was talking and thinking about mnMamm living in a mobile home and raising a daughtercheering

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