RE: what work you do

Knew a lady who spent 38 years as a tenured English Professor. When her husband passed away, she left the college and went to truck driving school. 10 years later, she's quite happy and still making good money and wondering why she sat behind a desk all those years.

Just a thought.(We can always use more good drivers!) handshake

RE: what work you do

I'm a 3rd class citizen. (That's John Q. Public's perception of a truck driver.) I've also been called a "Professional Tourist" and a "Trans-regional goods & commodities relocation technician." (I've also been called a few less flattering things, but they all mean that I'm just a truck driver.)laugh

RE: And Now For Something Completely Different...

I'd like to see a serious discussion by knowlegeable individuals about wild boar hunting tactics, but I think this is the wrong forum...

RE: Britain hunting lovelorn beaver

All that work and you topped me with one line! applause bowing bowing

RE: What song are you right now?

This is the song that has no end.
Yes it goes on and on my friend!
Somebody started singing it, not knowing what it was.
And the'll continue singing it forever just because,

This is the song that has no end.
Yes it goes on and on my friend!
Somebody started singing it, not knowing what it was.
And the'll continue singing it forever just because,

This is the song that has no end.
Yes it goes on and on my friend!
Somebody started singing it, not knowing what it was.
And the'll continue singing it forever just because,

This is the song that has no end.
Yes it goes on and on my friend!
Somebody started singing it, not knowing what it was.
And the'll continue singing it forever just because,

This is the song that has no end.
Yes it goes on and on my friend!
Somebody started singing it, not knowing what it was.
And the'll continue singing it forever just because,

This is the song that has no end.
Yes it goes on and on my friend!
Somebody started singing it, not knowing what it was.
And the'll continue singing it forever just because...

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RE: Britain hunting lovelorn beaver

"I don't believe in the beaver and nothing you morons say can ever make me believe in the beaver!" ~ On the next crotalus_p thread...

"Are there beavers in Denmark and are they stupid? ~ On the next Indy thread...

"I don't like beavers and have nothing to offer them even if they liked me." ~ On the next Pretzelman thread...

"Doing beavers from behind." ~ On the next Stressfree thread...

I seen me a beaver down at the creek the other day, but I don't think he was British." ~ On the next Kansan thread...

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RE: Britain hunting lovelorn beaver

Thanks Ken... And to you as well! hug handshake thumbs up

RE: late to bed, late to rise is wise!

I never met a nap I didn't like. professor

RE: Britain hunting lovelorn beaver

"Quick and deadly lovelorn lesbian beavers" ~ On the next mindful thread...laugh

"Why deadly lovelorn lesbian beavers don't last long in bed!" ~ On the next PPV thread...laugh

"Save a beaver, plant a tree!" ~ On the next Rillyniceguy thread...laugh

"I knew that beaver. That beaver was a friend of mine. And frankly, _______, you're no beaver!" ~ On the next political thread...

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RE: Britain hunting lovelorn beaver

Beavers linked to conservative party - Save a tree, eat a beaver! All you nasty conservative beavers have eaten all my trees and I can't breath because of the lack of oxygen and the world is doomed and you should feel like total turds for being so irresponsible: On the next Paws thread... moping

RE: Raise Your Hand

Uhhh... 8:45p.m. is before midnight, right? laugh

As mentioned in another thread, Jackson wasn't feeling good and I'd had a long day, so... Sometime shortly before 9:00 I looked at the clock and said "Screw it - It's gotta' be midnight somewhere - Happy freakin' New Year!" and sacked out. Just call me a party animal! laugh

RE: Britain hunting lovelorn beaver

Sorry, Tom, but it's just not believable! (SF is a liberal, he'd never hunt animals!) laugh

RE: Please Wake Up.

Excellent post, Karen. To kind've answer your question, I think Leo is an activist. And it's been my experience that activists are less concerned with letting light shine in than they are with telling us how dark things are.

(JMO)

Okay, so it's 2009...

...We went to bed last night before 9:00P.M. because Jackson is ill and I'd had a long day, so we missed out on the revelry, but the New Year managed to come in just fine without us. Given the exciting lives we lead it's a wonder that the world was even able to turn while we were asleep, but turn it did and now it's a new year and it doesn't feel much different than the old one. And that's a good thing.

I wish health and happiness for everyone in 2009, but for myself, I kinda' hope it just keeps going the way 2008 did - Some smiles, some tears, some love, some life and some contentment followed by another new year whose beginnings I'll manage to sleep through peacefully.

Ahh life! - It's what happens when you were making other plans!

RE: oh!

Welcome to the asylum!

cswelcome

RE: Britain hunting lovelorn beaver

Britain hunting lovelorn beaver

You mean Stress Free's real name is Britain?

(Couldn't resist! laugh )

Politics Explained. (In Honor of Paws.)

Barrack Obama rolling on the floor laughing

Politics Explained. (In Honor of Paws.)

A little boy looks up at his father and asks, “Dad, what’s politics?”

Dad says, "Well, son, let me try to explain it to you this way.” I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me “Capitalism.” Your Mom is the administrator of the household, so we’ll call her “The Government.” We’re here to take care of your needs so we’ll call you “The People.” The nanny works hard all day for very little money so, we’ll consider her “The Working Class.” And your baby brother… we’ll call him “The Future.” Now, think about that and see if it makes sense."

So, the little boy goes off to bed, thinking about what his Dad has said. Later that night he hears his baby brother crying so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.

So the little boy goes to his parents’ room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny’s room. Finding the door locked, he peeks through the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the Nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, “Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.” The father says, “Good son, tell me in your own words, what you think politics is about.”

The little boy replies, “Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored, and the Future stinks."

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A Glimpse of the Future...

Thank you, Tracey! laugh handshake Happy New Year, friend!wine

A Glimpse of the Future...

Hppy New Year, Joel! wine handshake

RE: Please Wake Up.

applause bowing thumbs up

RE: Please Wake Up.

Thanks, Mark! handshake

RE: Please Wake Up.

Happy New Year, Leo. I hope you'll forgive me for not feeling guilty to be an American and for making it a personal habit to walk the walk before I talk the talk.

I hope that 2009 is, for you, every bit as gloomy and despairing as you seem to think it will be. (And I mean that in a good way - You're a decent guy and I'd hate to see you disappointed!)

As for me, I'll continue to marvel at sunrises and ooh & ahh over sunsets and find pleasures in simple things. And I'll continue to feel proud and greatful for living in America even if things aren't exactly the utopia that some seem to think they were back in the good old days and it's not the politically correct thing to do. ...And I'll continue to live simply and well and keep on walking the walk before I talk the talk. And when someone suggests that I have my head in the sand or in the clouds, I'll continue to smile enigmatically and reply that there's worse places I could have it...


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RE: What has Cs given you this year before it is gone...?

Hey! Welcome back mi amigo!

Let's see, what has CS given to me?

Hmmm... At the beginning of 2007, it gave me the lady who would become my wife and partner for the rest of my days.

In 2008, it's given many hours of enjoyment, several new friends and the opportunity to see 2 very dear friends start the special beginning of what I believe will last a very long time.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that CS has given me some of the basics needed to experience and observe what it truly means to be happy!

Thank you, Connecting Singles! Ya'll are top notch! Keep up the good work!

Happy New Year, everybody! party


cowboy


...The Kansan...

RE: I GIVE UP!!!

That's what I thought 2 years ago... Then I stuck around anyway, just out of boredom and, on Jan. 3, 2007, started communicating the lady who would become my wife.

Ya' know... If you give up, you lose. If you keep going there will always be shelter, but it's nearly always a little further to the top than you think.

Best of luck to you. I know that not everybody will find the kind of happiness I've found, but if I'd quit I wouldn't have found it at all...

comfort handshake

RE: Share something that someone you respected has passed onto you

~ Don't worry about thinking outside the box - 3 rights make a left no matter where you're at.

~ "Lost" and "confused" can mean the same thing, but usually don't.

~ The race may not always be to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet.

...Don't remember who told me those things, but they must've been pretty respectable or I probably wouldn't have listened to 'em.


cowboy

RE: Interesting facts about yourself

I once avoided a hangover for more than 3 weeks by staying drunk for 22 days. Okay, that's not interesting, just dumb. Ah, the joys of youth! laugh

RE: Share something that someone you respected has passed onto you

"Excuse me, but I think my karma just ran over your dogma."

Unfortunately, I re-learned that from someone I do not respect and who did not portray himself <here> as a good person. But he proved it's validity anyway. 'Nuff said!


cowboy

Shopping With the Wife...

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart..
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife. Her husband replies: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and its only half the price!'

On the PA system: 'Cleanup needed on aisle 25.......man down!'



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RE: What Happened

Hey Dana - You'll have mail in a minute or two. All I'll say here is "He'll be back!" rolling on the floor laughing

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