silly questions that don't matter just for fun.

can you see the other side where a bird fly's
the flight in which we fly can you see the other side
when a light shines through a tunnel do you know how far it is
can you see the darkness before the light hides it.
does a triumph make a noise, can you hear a petrified tree fall
how many eggs does it take to make a batch
does a mocking bird mock at the other birds
can you read these qustions without saying wtf?
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Posted: Jun 2011
About this poem:
yes i;m bored. and a little down tryen to lighten myself up.
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road kill stew (a request)don't blame me.lol

driving many miles tryen to make some money it's taking all my dimes for the fuel prices are on the rise can't even get a burger for 99 cents. i must deliver my load tho my stomach is growling throat is dry haven't eaten in a day or two

driving in the country taking the back road
there was a crow pecking on the road for it got a piece of meat it flew off in the trees. i got closer must have been a coon for i felt a bump. that gave me an idea, so i can eat tonight
stopped my truck got my knife scraped it off the road
but the worms will cook too,put it in a zip lock bag
that just wasn't enough for i haven't eaten in a day or two
got back in my truck put it on ice
started rolling maybe i can find more
saw a skunk on side of the road
think i'm gonna swerve and get me some
felt a bump think it was a hit
got my knife stopped my truck
got my bag oh think i'm gonna have a delight
i'm gonna keep the legs in case i
loose a finger then i'll have a bone for a replacer
but it just wasn't enough for i haven't eaten in a day or two
got in my truck and put it on ice
it's just not enough to fill me up
started driving getten down the road
i see somethen flat came to a stop
got my knife. looks like use to be a squirrel
but there is nothing left. i'll keep the head
there might be an ounce or two. put it in a bag
went to my truck put it on ice
thinking this might be enough
got my cooker mixed them all in
found a mud puddle for water i needed
chopped em all up boiled them dry
got some salt added some pepper
for it was smelling like an old pair of dirty socks
my stomach was growling can see a rib
havent eaten in a day or two
i think it's done gonna try and chew
think i broke a tooth. oh nevermind
that wasn't mine
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Posted: Jun 2011
About this poem:
here is your road kill stew. i'm thinking as the economy falls how far is this off from reality.
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struggling within

perfection we strive
imperfect we are
colorful blindness
darkness were in
outter limits
high as it is
achieving our best
struggling to succeed
looking within
a beating heart
love is all
that there is
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Posted: Jun 2011
About this poem:
when everything don't go as we want as hard as life is we still have love.
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have something to tell you

i just told you something
it was something i wanted to tell you
see i told you something
but since your here
can i offer you some coffee
have some left over from yesterday
just sec i'll warm it up
just have to push down on the toaster
ya coffee in toaster just add bread
you wanted toasted coffee bread didn't you
oh never mind the burnt it'll fall off
it is 2 weeks old. it should be ready
to come right off
oh never mind the hairs just yesterday
i let the dog lick on it to soften it back up
tried to scrap it off but the cat
wasn't too happy cause i tried
using her whiskers.
here you go i picked all the hair off
wiped the slobber off on the floor
it should be ready to eat i'll just
toast it back up with the coffee.
oh don't worry it was no problem
glad i can share with friends.
why you have to leave so soon
you just got here
no it's no problem i have more where that came from
you have your kids in the car
bring them in would glad to say
something to them no just wanted to tell
them something. that's exactly what i wanted to say
was something well if you really sure
we have plenty of room in the attic for all
your kids your welcome too stay a while.
that's too bad sorry too hear about
your cat getting a hysterectomy
well i'll save that toast till next time
you stop by
hope you take care of that cat of yours
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Posted: Jun 2011
About this poem:
one thought led to another and i ended up with this.. hope you laughed at least smiled. lol
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dream vs. reality.

layen on my bed
in the moon light
waking up on the dark side
with closed eyes
felt the need to go take a pee
looken for a restroom
but found a bathroom
peeing in a comode
tryen to flush but the water
won't rush
laying in bed
with the sunlight
waking up to the light side
with opened eyes
feeling all wet
oh no i thought that it was just
A dream.
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Posted: Jun 2011
About this poem:
LOL.. dream vs. reality. that's all i can say.
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last night.

woke up this mornen
stretchen my arms
thinking bout last night
you were so hot
you melted my heart
you are so sweet
you tasted like sugar
you touched my lips
so warm and moist
you must had some water
never felt you so wet

waking up getting out of bed
wanting to put you in my hands
touch my lips for you are still wet
but now you turned so cold.
let me turn the heat on
warm you back up
let me give you little bit
more of that sugar
don't know why you went so cold
for i turned on the heat
for you to boil
cause i love my
coffee nice and hot
with a little sugar on top
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Posted: Jun 2011
About this poem:
hehehehehe.get your mind out of the gutter...
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what am i?? (solved by mr. swade)

i'm the strongest material in the world
but you can tear me with one swipe of your hand
i'm all over but most noticeable in the fall
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Posted: Jun 2011
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realized

was walking down the road
kicking a rock when it
bounced back and gave me a knott

was shooting arrows with a bow
hit my tire and caused a hole

looked in a mirror to comb my hair
then realized i had none.

went to the store drove a car
then forgot i didn't own one.

went back home turned on the tv
then realized i didn't have a home

turned on the light to see my wife
then realized this isn't my home

i went to the doctor
for that knott on my head
and he told me that i was dead
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Posted: Jun 2011
About this poem:
reallly reallly don't have any idea where this came from just me writting silly stuff.lol
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phone call

saw your name on the wall
I had to give you a call
your voice was so bitter
i couldn't hardly sit there
you went on with a rage
then cracked at the tone
you must have been all alone
everything fell silent for a few
then I heard a click of a shoe.
lights went out darkness spread throughout
voice came back alive
as soft as one can be
that was a surprise.
for the phone came out from the wall
started getting chills
for your name was only on the wall
just wanted to give you a call
the door came open and mother came home
how many times do i have to tell you
that is only a play phone for children to learn.
sounds on a farm dial this you hear
moooooooo dial this you hear a Bahhhhhhhh
you dial this you hear a meeeeeeeeeeeeeoww
you dial this and you hear a
voice came on and said
i'm gonna get youuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
before you know it she was gone.
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Posted: Jun 2011
About this poem:
had to try a scary but ended up with a funny .. wtf? lol..
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I can no longer write.

events of the last few days
still tender to my heart
a tragic turn for i should have known
I must inform you
I can no longer
write poems
my writing days is comen to an end
I will explain but
can we have a moment and remember
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thank you my friends
for this moment
now i'll explain
events last few days
as your aware
my pencils are at the breaking point
so they have all snapped
they are all mad
cause they are labeled
number 2
so i can no longer write
from now on
all my poems will be




TYPED
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Posted: Jun 2011
About this poem:
SORRY had to do this
to good to pass up
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Spell It

I T
that's how you spell it
so now you know it
next time say it with me
I T
that was hard
I know it was
so leave it to me.
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Posted: Nov 2010
About this poem:
just having fun
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To all the PC women.

blue moon dripping drop of light
bouncing off your nose
into your beautiful eyes
daffodil in your hair behind your ear
twitches side of your face with a slight breeze
walking with no care with the
water at your feet splashing
on your knees
with sand between your toes
your smile radiates of the waters wave
your heart flows like a river of pure gold
humming a song only you can hear
for love of life you wanting to share
capturing a brilliant blue moon
for you are in a glow
cause soon he will hear the
humming of your song.
then both will be in the
dripping drop of light.
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Posted: Jun 2011
About this poem:
even being alone right now your smile never goes away cause you know you will some day be with a love.
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