was walking down the road
kicking a rock when it
bounced back and gave me a knott

was shooting arrows with a bow
hit my tire and caused a hole

looked in a mirror to comb my hair
then realized i had none.

went to the store drove a car
then forgot i didn't own one.

went back home turned on the tv
then realized i didn't have a home

turned on the light to see my wife
then realized this isn't my home

i went to the doctor
for that knott on my head
and he told me that i was dead