by kickit22auburn, Washington, USA
Jun 2011 638 Views 19 comments
have something to tell you
i just told you something
it was something i wanted to tell you
see i told you something
but since your here
can i offer you some coffee
have some left over from yesterday
just sec i'll warm it up
just have to push down on the toaster
ya coffee in toaster just add bread
you wanted toasted coffee bread didn't you
oh never mind the burnt it'll fall off
it is 2 weeks old. it should be ready
to come right off
oh never mind the hairs just yesterday
i let the dog lick on it to soften it back up
tried to scrap it off but the cat
wasn't too happy cause i tried
using her whiskers.
here you go i picked all the hair off
wiped the slobber off on the floor
it should be ready to eat i'll just
toast it back up with the coffee.
oh don't worry it was no problem
glad i can share with friends.
why you have to leave so soon
you just got here
no it's no problem i have more where that came from
you have your kids in the car
bring them in would glad to say
something to them no just wanted to tell
them something. that's exactly what i wanted to say
was something well if you really sure
we have plenty of room in the attic for all
your kids your welcome too stay a while.
that's too bad sorry too hear about
your cat getting a hysterectomy
well i'll save that toast till next time
you stop by
hope you take care of that cat of yours
it was something i wanted to tell you
see i told you something
but since your here
can i offer you some coffee
have some left over from yesterday
just sec i'll warm it up
just have to push down on the toaster
ya coffee in toaster just add bread
you wanted toasted coffee bread didn't you
oh never mind the burnt it'll fall off
it is 2 weeks old. it should be ready
to come right off
oh never mind the hairs just yesterday
i let the dog lick on it to soften it back up
tried to scrap it off but the cat
wasn't too happy cause i tried
using her whiskers.
here you go i picked all the hair off
wiped the slobber off on the floor
it should be ready to eat i'll just
toast it back up with the coffee.
oh don't worry it was no problem
glad i can share with friends.
why you have to leave so soon
you just got here
no it's no problem i have more where that came from
you have your kids in the car
bring them in would glad to say
something to them no just wanted to tell
them something. that's exactly what i wanted to say
was something well if you really sure
we have plenty of room in the attic for all
your kids your welcome too stay a while.
that's too bad sorry too hear about
your cat getting a hysterectomy
well i'll save that toast till next time
you stop by
hope you take care of that cat of yours
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Posted: Jun 2011
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Comments (19)
Freckles
You do a good yarn young man - I appreciate the trip through your imagination.
You graduated from catering collage with double firsts I take it?
If I'm ever in your neck of the woods and we meet up, we'll eat at a McDonald's - and I'd normally sooner walk barefoot over broken glass than eat at Mac's.
A very funny narrative - I take my hat off to you buddy - on second thoughts, maybe I will keep it on, only heaven knows what your dog and cat might do to an unattended hat
Regards
Bill
glad too hear that wanted to give somethen back too you for the entertaining riddle that i failed to solve.
I really could not decide if I wanted to laugh or say ewwww
i wont be able to save you that piece of toast cause see that is the pet trified wheat toast the one you want being kicked down the road is called road rash surprise it's a totally different recipe what we do is take the bread before toast and wait 4.2 weeks so it has a nice even green film of hair on it then we toast it we have to do this if we don't then the green hair will burn off while kicken it down the road then we can add the coffee to it in the toaster again it would be to your delight of the flavor of coffee..
that is all i could ask is just a little smile from my readers.
you know i am okay writing silly stuff like this helps relieve alot of my stress that i'm under every minute of the day. driving a semi-truck has an unbelievable amount of pressures i guess nobody can understand unless they were behind the wheel of a big truck. i just have to do whatever i can to keep my blood pressure down. this is about the best thing cause it really takes my mind in a different place then just work. you;ll probably read or may not read more of silly writings like this some maybe good or maybe bad but it is my therapy.
oHHHH how i am so humbled to be offered such a generous offer. i'll tell ya what i' will not only tie up the dog and kick the cat out side..lol... but i'll even get ride of that toast.lol...
that cat that ran the remote that happen years ago think we gave them away while they were still kittens we had if i remember 5 kittens oh it was too many for a one bedroom apartment at the time.lol...i'll sure know who to call when i need a cat sitter. but right now i can honestly say i'm catless i do have a dog tho but turned her over to mom think it was little much for her being in my truck all the time all though i did let her out in the fields chasing those jack rabbits. think she's better off where she's at more room to play.
by the way i'd never give ya a piece of toast that fell on the floor or wiped by a shirt especially mine..
i can't deny that in my life there is a great deal of that. maybe it showed up in this writting unintentional it might have been. thank you for your view really appreciate that.
I'm on diet.
No coffee, no bread, no toast, no no noOoooooooo....thanks.