A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. He seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The Judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
The man replied...
"Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
BUT, your Honor, when she moved for the fourth time and sat under the sign that said "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"..
..I just lost it......."CASE DISMISSED!!"
Last week I found out that a friend of mine had died. He was a good no bullshit guy that most of us got along with. Working in Africa can be hot and time permitting we always had a few drinks at night after being out in the field all day. I'll never forget the story that he told us one night about this recurring dream he was having ever since he was a young boy. He told us about the dream in detail and one could 'feel' this dream was bothering him a lot. In the dream he was untying a rope under a shed when suddenly a bolt of lightening struck him and how he could feel his spirit leave his lifeless body.
Well according to his wife he was loosening a old dog-chain (lead) under a tree when lightening struck. He was killed instantly.
Was this coincidence or was his fear justified?
SA’s 3 Official hottest towns and citiesIf you think you’re feeling the heat in Tshwane, consider these 5 official hottest towns and cities in the country and say ‘thank you’ you’re not living in one of them…
Dunbrody, near Kirkwood in the Eastern Cape
This was where the hottest single temperate was measured in SA. On 3 November 1918, it reached an official 50ºC here! Letaba in Limpopo
This is officially the constant hottest place in SA with a mean annual temperature of 23.3ºC and an average annual maximum temperature of 35ºC. These average min and max temperatures combined makes it the hottest place in SA.Although Letaba is recognized by the South African Weather Service as the official average hottest spot is SA, Upington takes the crown from hell with a whopping 36ºC maximum temperature average. Upington’s minimum is 21ºC. And in the middle of summer PE is like a fridge - icy cold.
1. THE AVERAGE HUMAN LIFE IS RELATIVELY SHORT
2. YOU LIVE THE LIFE YOU CREATE FOR YOURSELF
3. BEING BUSY DOES NOT MEAN BEING PRODUCTIVE
4. SOME KIND OF FAILURE ALWAYS OCCURS BEFORE SUCCESS
5. THINKING AND DOING ARE TWO VERY DIFFERENT THINGS
6. YOU DON’T HAVE TO WAIT FOR AN APOLOGY TO FORGIVE
7. SOME PEOPLE ARE SIMPLY THE WRONG MATCH FOR YOU
8. IT’S NOT OTHER PEOPLE’S JOB TO LOVE YOU; IT’S YOURS
9. WHAT YOU OWN IS NOT WHO YOU ARE
10. EVERYTHING CHANGES, EVERY SECOND
Weybridg - Jamie Roberts has told Wales to expect "physical warfare" when they face South Africa in the World Cup quarter-final today.
Now a qualified doctor, as a medical student he found himself spending more time in hospital than even he would have wished during the British and Irish Lions losing series in South Africa six years ago.
"I will never forget the second Lions Test at Loftus Versfeld (Pretoria) in 2009 when there were five of us in the hospital afterwards. That was interesting.
This guy knows what he is talking about.
vainvan/
adjective
adjective: vain; comparative adjective: vainer; superlative adjective: vainest
1.
having or showing an excessively high opinion of one's appearance, abilities, or worth.
"their flattery made him vain" synonyms:
conceited, narcissistic, self-loving, in love with oneself, self-admiring, self-regarding, self-obsessed, egocentric, egotistic, egotistical; More
proud, arrogant, boastful, cocky, cocksure, immodest, swaggering;
informalbig-headed;
literaryvainglorious
"he was vain about his looks" antonyms: modest
2.
producing no result; useless.
"a vain attempt to tidy up the room"
synonyms: futile, useless, pointless, to no purpose, hopeless, in vain; I am not 'vain'.
Hope everyone has a fantastic day. Its good to be ALIVE.
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Sometimes we think we know everything. The sky is blue, grass is green, homeless people are addicts.
Ok so those aren’t really all equal, but you get the point. The majority of people in this world look down on the homeless. Sure there is a percentage of homeless people who are not very nice people for whatever reason. But do they all deserve to be where they are today? Are they all selfish, despicable individuals? The scum of the earth?
Here is the guy doing the experiment
Gives him $100 Cash Money
Homeless guy can’t believe it, cries (fake?) and hugs the random stranger that just gave him $100 Cash
Where will he be heading??
OF COURSE--- WE SHUDA KNOWN
Headed for the park with his stash - As expected
Meeting up with his homeless (Drinking) buddies.
Wait.... WTF? BREAD??
And Juice to a family? Not what we expected.
Just goes to show you that not everything is as it seems. Watch the full video below to see the amazing conclusion:
Cant always do and get what I want but all in all, LIFE IS GREAT.
A VERY special friend of mine calls me her Niki man... Sooooo
JUST DO IT
Adieu I need a rest, will be back after the clean up.
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