It just doesn't matter how hard one tries, the day just seems to go to the dogs. (No offense to dogs though)
Saw this tragedy with a good friend.
Today was a friends - lets call him Tony - birthday.
As a surprise and a special treat, his girlfriend decided to take him to a strip club.
At the club.
DOORMAN: Hey Tony! How are you?
GF: How does he know you?
Tony: We play Golf together!
BARTENDER: The usual beer Tony?
GF: And how the hell does he know you?
Tony: Oh, he's on the Bowling Team!
HOT STRIPPER: The special Lap Dance again, Tony?
The girlfriend storms out,,,,,,, dragging Tony with her, into a taxi...
TAXI DRIVER: Hey Tony,,, You picked an ugly one this time.... same hotel?
Tomorrow is my good friend Tony's funeral.
Anyone on the blogs ever also have such days?
Some days are diamonds some days are gold.