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You think YOU have problems?

I live in a city that I cant even pronounce.

We (the country of South Africa) has an international debt of more than 300 trillion but yet they see fit to change the city name. Hate for the British must run deep.laugh



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJLmPSdNh-k&feature=emb_logo
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Small country HUGE ego

I truly don't know if I'm summing some of my past experiences up in the proper manner. I find many (not all) persons (females) that originate from small countries have a huge ego (I wont say problem)
Not all but I have even found a few from New Zealand, Lithuania and a few other smallish countries, quite arrogant and easily upset if you, the outsider, accidentally misinterpret googles facts. I actually find it quite funny at times.
My conclusion is that just possibly I don't have the same patriotic feeling for my own country as they have for theirs. Thus automatically making you enemy #1.
I try to let them understand that its unimportant for me to know just how good and faithful and beautiful etc etc most ladies are that hail from their country. Big mistake....This attitude triggers a response from them that clearly states: "Don't try and worm your way out of this one, you are guilty of treason, so be glad you don't get shot"

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

At this stage I say Goodbye.moping

Sad thing about this is that some of them are fantastic all the way until I err.

Sometimes a man just cannot win. Period.laugh
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Clear Cut Definitions Wanted.

How would you define a

Democrat?
Republican?
Independent?
Is this statement true?
Generally, the left-wing is characterized by an emphasis on "ideas such as freedom, equality, fraternity, rights, progress, reform and internationalism" while the right-wing is characterized by an emphasis on "notions such as authority, hierarchy, order, duty, tradition, reaction and nationalism".

I get confused when a guy calling himself a Independent can only speak well of the Ultra left. Does this mean that an 'Independent' is a confirmed leftist or could an 'Independent' also be Far Right?

How many 'left, right wings' are there in the USA. Left, Far Left, Ultra left etc?
All the above shit is quite confusing to a guy that tries to avoid politics.

This is not a political blog,
More of a 'probing' blog.

dunno confused
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Nothing else just that.

These mist covered mountains
Are a home now for me
But my home was the lowlands
And always will be
Someday you'll return to
Your valleys and your farms
And you'll no longer burn to be
Brothers in arms
Through these fields of destruction
Baptism of fire
I've watched all your suffering
As a battle raged high
And though they did hurt me so bad
In the fear and alarm
You did not desert me
My brothers in arms
So many different worlds
So many different suns
And we have just one world
But we live in different ones
Now the sun's gone to hell
And the moon's riding high
Let me bid you farewell
Every man has to die
But it's written in the starlight
And every line in your palm
We are fools to make war
On our brothers in arms
Source: Musixmatch
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Very Boring day so far....

Smile its Friday....laugh



Our very busy government hard at work....rolling on the floor laughing
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Weeds

Anyone watched the series called 'Weeds'?

Would you say its worth watching or maybe just another shitty show.dunno
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What has changed?

Nothing much so far.
Females are still giving birth, people are still living and dying.
The only new factor will be that about 90% of the globes population with be receiving a dose of 'who knows what' in the coming years.

Will things start to change then?
dunno
All I know is that today is a beautiful day.applause
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Power Ball!

Im not a huge player of the Lotto but when I came across these winning numbers my first thought was that the Lotteries in South Africa was just another fraud and corrupt game, manipulated by the syndicates.
Then I read that this combination is possible (anything is) but not probable.
Apparently many people like that type of consecutive numbers.
On the 2nd of December 2020 , 20 new multimillionaires who each won over R5 million on the Power Ball jackpot!

The wining combination for the Power ball was:
5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and yes the PB was 10 Amazing!!!

laugh
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Conor Let me Down.....

Lost my money.......crying moping

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Covid 19 vaccine

The company Pfizer, which today announced the vaccine against Covid-19 soon, is the same company that created Viagra. Therefore, we can fully rely on the announced vaccine, because if Pfizer was able to raise the dead, they will much more easily cure the living.

thumbs up
laugh
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Adam

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely... God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.

He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you! She will bear your children. and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."

God said, "But it will cost you an arm and a leg."

Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"uh oh
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2022 and Google

Ordering a Pizza in 2022

CALLER:
Is this Pizza Hut?

GOOGLE:
No sir, it's Google Pizza.

CALLER:
I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.

GOOGLE:
No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.

CALLER:
OK. I would like to order a pizza.

GOOGLE:
Do you want your usual, sir?

CALLER:
My usual? You know me?

GOOGLE:
According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust.

CALLER:
Super! That’s what I’ll have.

GOOGLE:
May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust?

CALLER:
What? I don’t want a vegetarian pizza!

GOOGLE:
Your cholesterol is not good, sir.

CALLER:
How the hell do you know that?

GOOGLE:
Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.

CALLER:
Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetarian pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.

GOOGLE:
Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you purchased only a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once at Lloyds Pharmacy, 4 months ago.

CALLER:
I bought more from another Pharmacy.

GOOGLE:
That doesn’t show on your credit card statement.

CALLER:
I paid in cash.

GOOGLE:
But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.

CALLER:
I have other sources of cash.

GOOGLE:
That doesn’t show on your latest tax returns, unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law!

CALLER:
WHAT THE HELL!

GOOGLE:
I'm sorry sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.

CALLER:
Enough already! Just like Dan_777 I'm sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others. I'm going to the island that rizlared sez is a paradise, without the internet, TV, where there is no phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me.

GOOGLE:
I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago...

Welcome to the future ??laugh
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