Some Days,
It just doesn't matter how hard one tries, the day just seems to go to the dogs. (No offense to dogs though)Saw this tragedy with a good friend.
Today was a friends - lets call him Tony - birthday.
As a surprise and a special treat, his girlfriend decided to take him to a strip club.
At the club.
DOORMAN: Hey Tony! How are you?
GF: How does he know you?
Tony: We play Golf together!
BARTENDER: The usual beer Tony?
GF: And how the hell does he know you?
Tony: Oh, he's on the Bowling Team!
HOT STRIPPER: The special Lap Dance again, Tony?
The girlfriend storms out,,,,,,, dragging Tony with her, into a taxi...
TAXI DRIVER: Hey Tony,,, You picked an ugly one this time.... same hotel?
Tomorrow is my good friend Tony's funeral.
Anyone on the blogs ever also have such days?
Some days are diamonds some days are gold.
Comments (11)
lol
if its any consolation, you've still got me
Maybe follow in Tony's footprints, look at all the friends he had LOL
you may even find yourself a girlfriend in the process of it all, but hopefully not as ugly as the one he had
Sorry for your loss Duke
lol
Could be, with a name like that the mafia is but a stone throw away?
if its any consolation, you've still got me
Thank heaven for small mercies, that's a helluva consolation, thanks.
Maybe follow in Tony's footprints, look at all the friends he had LOL
you may even find yourself a girlfriend in the process of it all, but hopefully not as ugly as the one he had
Guess I'll keep my own circle of friends, at least they know when to be discreet.
Sorry for your loss Duke
Have yourself a super day there.
Here's a truth you would not believe and actually it did happen to a guy called Tony
He worked away making money and provided his wife and son with a luxury lifestyle wanting for nothing. One day on his way home he picked up a taxi to return home and the driver asked him if he was going up to "give her one"
It turns out that his wife was making herself available to the local taxi drivers. Needless to say he caught her in the act . They were both lucky to survive but it left it's mark on him sadly.
Here's a truth you would not believe and actually it did happen to a guy called Tony
He worked away making money and provided his wife and son with a luxury lifestyle wanting for nothing. One day on his way home he picked up a taxi to return home and the driver asked him if he was going up to "give her one"
It turns out that his wife was making herself available to the local taxi drivers. Needless to say he caught her in the act . They were both lucky to survive but it left it's mark on him sadly.
Bet that taxi driver was loved by all his male colleagues after he shot his mouth off...
Wellllll, I wanted to use George or Gary but thought someone would would say George? Gary? Really?
So I just plucked a name out of my hat.
Bet that taxi driver was loved by all his male colleagues after he shot his mouth off...
Wellllll, I wanted to use George or Gary but thought someone would would say George? Gary? Really?
So I just plucked a name out of my hat.
Who knows, perhaps when I hear another story similar then I'll use the name of Gary.
Have a good evening there. It's nearly midnight here so I'll say gnite from SA.