Total Control.


A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. He seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The Judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
The man replied...
"Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
BUT, your Honor, when she moved for the fourth time and sat under the sign that said "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"..

..I just lost it......."CASE DISMISSED!!"







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Comments (17)

Good one, Lukeon rolling on the floor laughing wave
Hey DC, great photo yo have on here. Eye-catcher for surethumbs up laugh wine
Hi Luke, I guess next time I get on a bus I need to be more aware of such signs before sitting.. laugh
Luke...head banger ...you are quite the expert on a bike...how many tyres you get through....giggle ...wink
Hi luckyman,

Totally agree he is amazing for sure. About the lady, much better better than say a 'mentalise' lady - many in SA - too..rolling on the floor laughing cheers
Hi Kal, Wow so I take it you have a 'bun' in the oven? wow JKlaugh Good to see ya.
Hi Cal, geeez I can only wishmoping That guy has TOTAL control. I've broken enough bones on a bike and these days they are taking longer to heal.sigh Hope u have a great day.wine
Luke sorry moping can,t get your vids on my laptop but oh I love the storyrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Hi Red, Glad you liked the story. Enjoy your evening.wine
Thanks Lukeon ,handshake Enjoyed That,yay yay yay
That was so funny rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Hi Liz, laugh I can see your are a true woman cos men don't think like that.rolling on the floor laughing At least not this one.help laugh bouquet
Hi 12121, happy that you enjoyed. Have a good day.handshake cheers
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