Woman at the Pearly Gates
At the pearly gates of heaven, Jean, John's late deceased wife, ask to come in and St Peter said you must first spell a word before you can come in. She said which word is that. St Peter said, spell CAT. Jean said: c-a-t. St Peter said that is correct. You may enter. After she entered, he ask her to mind the gates for he had to run an errand. She said ok. St Peter reminded her that whoever entered must spell a word.As Jean stood there she saw her husband walking towards the gates. She ask him what he was doing there? He said he was very emotional and upset at the burial of her at the cemetery. On his way home, he hit a tree and was killed. Then he said, here I am. Please open the gates so that I can come in? She said: first you must spell a word before I can do that. John said, what is the word? Jean said: spell CZECHOSLOVAKIA.
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Otherwise she would spell the word for him right
Good one...I take it she liked the idea of him being behind the bars!!
Jack discover he will soon die from cancer and he ask he's bagged his wife Marry not to find someone too soon after he's death but to wait at least when grass on his grave yard starts growing and she promised him that she will keep her word so on Jack died in peace and when everyone left the funeral, Marry payed extra money to grave yard worker to hurry up putting lot's of grass seeds so that grass grows fast and when he asked her "Why?" she replayed;"Oh my pore husbuned always loved grass,sense of nature and gardening"
GOOD ONE GJ!
I started laughing my head off when I finished "As Jean stood there her husband...." I looked down at the end and I saw Czechoslovakia!
If my ex wife was at the gate at my arrival I'd probably have to spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Sorry! Shiiiiit happenen!