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If loving you is wrong

"If loving you is wrong...."

Come on, you know that song. Some people had fun inventing new lyrics for one prior. This one could use a change too. "If loving you is wrong...

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You dont know what its like

You don't know what it's like....

Just having some fun. You know the song... "you don't know what's it's like, baby You don't know what it's like, To love somebody to love s...

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Buy sell or trade

Buy,sell,or trade

Thought CS should have a buy,sell,and swap section Be a great way to get members to meet with perhaps financial gain for both. So I thought I would...

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To be or not to be

To be or not to be

To be or not to be a complete d*ck..... I find it amusing how some men are so hung up d*ck size lol.. Like how old are you some are older than i and y...

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Be honest or not i dont care

Be honest ...or not, i dont care

how many of you have a smoke after wanking...

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Joe Bloggs

Joe Bloggs

The original blogger...

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Theres no medicine for that

There's no medicine for that...

A common response when someone posts an 'off the wall' blog, comment to a blog, forum thread or comment is to tell the person "Go take your medicine!"...

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my lipstick blog

my lipstick blog...

I suppose there are times in one's life where they have to kiss some asp, so my suggestion is to use a barrier of lipstick. Yeah... that's the ticket!...

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I presume that few would know better lol

I presume that few would know better lol

I saw an ad for this book Here's the synopsis; Our feline friends have spent eons observing, napping, pondering, napping, and taking n...

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Surgery Today

Surgery Today.

This surgery is a matter of time...literary. I have went through this once before in my life and as expected with any surgery, I did not enjoy it....

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Robert Mueller frustrates a small part of society

Robert Mueller frustrates a small part of society

Andy Borowitz's column, a timely response to Mueller's only press meeting, which happened earlier today Today in The New Yorker; Satire from T...

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Do you ask questions within blogs despite it being against blog rules

Do you ask questions within 'blogs', despite it being against blog rules ?

If so, Connecting Singles would like to direct such offerings to the FORUMS section, where they belong, instead. For those who are unaware; Bl...

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Number two!

A kaleidoscope of fantasy! As I slide my fingers through your long black hair, Caress your shoulders and kiss your neck, I care, Your body yield...

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Way to go Nancy lol

Way to go Nancy ! lol

Comedy - Today in The New Yorker Satire from The Borowitz Report Pelosi Takes Advantage of Trump’s Storming Out of Oval Office to Hide Nuclea...

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I can tear a phone book in half

I can tear a phone book in half...

When I was a kid, it was a really big deal. You could see in newspapers and magazines photos of 'muscle men' advertising body building products and t...

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Lord give me a sign

Lord, give me a sign !!

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Step 2 of Your body is no longer yours

Step 2 of Your body is no longer yours.

From now on, bodily functions are under government regulation. The government makes farting, burping, sneezing, and especially hiccups, illegal....

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My new webpage

My new webpage

I've decided to start a new webpage to help others save money. It's called, 'Hey, go fund yourself !' Members can deposit money following a rep...

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Tidbits of Humor

Tidbits of Humor

Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? A: To make up for his miserable summer. Q: Why couldn’t cavemen send cards? A: The stamps kept fa...

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Reach out to me

Reach out to me...

"Reach out to me" is the catch-phrase that replaced the old "Let's touch base" LTB is already on my list of pet peeves for being over used. The phra...

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Your first glimpse of the Royals baby

Your first glimpse of the Royals baby

Yep, here he is; Click on the photo to shrink it down The Kansas City Royals baby. What ? That's not the one they've...

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British Sitcoms

British Sitcoms

I love a good British sitcom. Some of my favorites included; Fawlty Towers; My Family; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7YKewt88Jw...

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Are You Listening Borty

Are You Listening, Borty??

Once upon a time, on another, er, permissive website, a character who professed to a certain fetish posted occasionally, sharing his travels and trava...

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Love is all you need

"Love is all you need"...

"Love, love, love. Love is all you need." Well, that's assuming you have enough air to breathe. Because without that, your love is not going to l...

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MA AND THE OUTHOUSE

MA AND THE OUTHOUSE

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!" Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong wit...

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Heres something BOTH sides of the aisle can agree on

Here's something BOTH sides of the aisle can agree on.

Satire from The Borowitz Report Americans Favor Fifteen Dollars an Hour for Congress By Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – Amer...

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Weekend for a Threesom

Weekend for a Threesom

Get your minds out of the gutter -- while mine floats by. I have a dog, recently I got another dog both girls. Tonight my daughter will drop off h...

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Life

Life

When death comes and knocks on our door, none of us have the option to say, " not today, please come back later. " So, if you have that option ,...

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Caught on CAM Fight Fight With the Easter Bunny

Caught on CAM; Fight ! Fight ! With the Easter Bunny ??

Apparently in Florida you don't mess with the Easter Bunny. He will not only will give you an Easter basket, but a whooping too. Quick as a bunny...

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CPHD

C&PHD

DR's Fakes, Frauds, and Phonies.... Kind of quizzical that the fellow who calls DR and myself a liar would post this profile: "I have completed...

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Quotes of the day

Quotes of the day

“Really the best day since he got elected,” said Kellyanne Conway, the president’s counselor, about a day on which 400 pages dropped into the public’s...

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A Closer look at yesterday

A Closer look at yesterday

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Putin influences the Mueller report bigly lol

Putin influences the Mueller report 'bigly'. lol

Some more satire today from Andy Borowitz; Satire from The Borowitz Report Putin Almost Done Redacting Mueller Report By Andy Borowitz...

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Newest satire by Borowitz funny

Newest satire by Borowitz - funny.

Moments ago in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Americans Fear That Former Trump Staffers Will Be Released Into Their Cities...

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I whacked it today

I whacked it today...

I whacked it today and I'm not embarrassed to talk about it. My plans were to drive down to Miami to do laundry and much needed yard work. As schedu...

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Another Trump Administration replacement lol

Another Trump Administration replacement ? lol

This most recent offering is a prime example of Andy Borowitz's terrific wit & satire. It's outlandish, but given the actual behavior of the current...

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Oh yeah its definitely time for

Oh yeah, it's definitely time for......

.......a closer look;...

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Unknown danger of

Unknown danger of

Borrowed a Dehumidifier and made the mistake of leaving it on overnight Woke up this morning with dry eyeballs and so thirsty I could have sucked...

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