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A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and looks sensational. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to bu...
The Male Cycle: 1. When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big ti*ts. 2. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big ti*t...
So four dudes spend weeks planning the perfect camping and fishing trip to a remote and disconnected spot. Two days before they are due to leave, Dav...
As I stepped out of the shower, I heard someone in my kitchen downstairs. Knowing that my wife was out, I grabbed my 1903 heirloom rifl*e-- which no l...
Pick up Whatsapp...makeup...Putup Pop up,stay up,sun up,roll up,set up and throw up... Getup fedup...Giveup Throwup....Cheeerup Closeup....please...
A bloke goes to the council to apply for a job in the office. The interviewer asks him,"Are you allergic to anything" He replies, "Yes caffeine." "...
If you recall when Hillary lost, Republicans started in with the Hillary Derangement Syndrome for anyone who couldn't believe Trump won. They switched...
The first apple.(this..A. Red head) A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both of their cars are demolished, but amazingly n...
This... guy is in serious trouble.. A Farmer orders an expensive milking machine. He decides to test it on himself first, so he inserts his manho...
The following were the joke answers given by comedians, before attempting the correct answer; Question = If you want to be liked by your boss, whe...
How To Shower Like a Man Turn on immersion heater and wait hours for water to reheat after wife's shower. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge...
One day a Scotsman, who has been stranded on a desert island for over ten long years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon. "It's certainly not a ship...
An old wolf. So an older, white haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jewe...
At a girl’s college dormitory, dates were permitted only on Saturday night. One young man showed up on a Tuesday evening, explaining to an older woman...
One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they're both doctors. After abou...
Graham Martin is in Hospital: Who the hell is GRAHAM? Well Graham is the geezer who got home late one night and Helen his wife, says. "Where the hel...
A woman tries getting on a bus, but realizes her skirt is too tight. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt...
An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor” “Of course child. What may I do for you”...
I have recently discovered my hidden artistic talent. If anybody would like portraits of their pets done, just pm me for details. Act quick be...
I went to make an ooey gooey cheese sauce because a good sauce can be used to make many things taste better. I watched a you tube video for an easy s...
From The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Claims He Won German Election By Andy Borowitz PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Repor...
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She...
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Literally every single thing in this video is true. Obviously, the entire thing is passive aggressive, but it’s so true. Watch David Hookstead:...
FOXITIS This is the new bug, that has been around for some time. Just to think of Foxitis makes me laugh.....
An elderly lady was invited to an old friend's home for dinner one evening. She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to her...
A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him on the head with a frying pan. 'What was that for?' the man asked. The wife replied, 'That...
I love color changes. Right now I'm in love with pink before pink it was blue and before that green. Out of the blue a few weeks ago I just decide...
First the background, well summed up by the following video; Then quick as a bunny, the comedy from Borowitz, laden with the irony of what shou...
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Johnny", if you were on a date...
I sometimez feel really baaddd for that God fella !! I mean if there is One !! If God is around somewhere , then The God must be thinking ... "...
I was sitting at a bar one time, when I noticed that, next to me, an old drunk was hassling one of the biggest, toughest guys I’d ever seen. The old...
" An enthusiastic Preacher belonging to the Society for the Protection of Cows , came for an interview with Swamiji (SWAMI VIVEKANAND) .. He (the Prea...
Biden's Guest Hosting Of 'Jeopardy!' A Disaster As He Flees Every Time A Contestant Puts An Answer In Form Of A Question. CULVER CITY, CA—It seemed...
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Kentucky, and the third is from New Orle...
connecting singles ,,,this is where you get a chance completely free of charge , to portray ones self to a world wide audience in the hope of meeting...
Copied from another page (goes to show that translation is not easy ?? ): A friend went to Beijing recently and was given this brochure by the hotel....
In the South, all of you has been replaced with Y'all. This happened long before the time of the Civil War. Everyone is included when you say Y'all....
BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years &...
..... having home runs hit off your head. That's using your head, Jose....
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