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smart old man, played his cards safe...

A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and looks sensational. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to bu...

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What a ...Dum Dum.....ha ha MEN!!!!!

The Male Cycle: 1. When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big ti*ts. 2. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big ti*t...

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The joke's on her.....

So four dudes spend weeks planning the perfect camping and fishing trip to a remote and disconnected spot. Two days before they are due to leave, Dav...

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Sometimes you feel like a nut....

As I stepped out of the shower, I heard someone in my kitchen downstairs. Knowing that my wife was out, I grabbed my 1903 heirloom rifl*e-- which no l...

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Fun blog...joinup..

Pick up Whatsapp...makeup...Putup Pop up,stay up,sun up,roll up,set up and throw up... Getup fedup...Giveup Throwup....Cheeerup Closeup....please...

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That's a guy thing......

A bloke goes to the council to apply for a job in the office. The interviewer asks him,"Are you allergic to anything" He replies, "Yes caffeine." "...

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TDS has been replaced by BDS

TDS has been replaced by BDS...

If you recall when Hillary lost, Republicans started in with the Hillary Derangement Syndrome for anyone who couldn't believe Trump won. They switched...

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Another man bit the dust!!!!

The first apple.(this..A. Red head) A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both of their cars are demolished, but amazingly n...

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Man.. “always read the manual first”

This... guy is in serious trouble.. A Farmer orders an expensive milking machine. He decides to test it on himself first, so he inserts his manho...

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Heard moments ago on Funny You Ahould Ask

Heard moments ago on 'Funny You Ahould Ask'

The following were the joke answers given by comedians, before attempting the correct answer; Question = If you want to be liked by your boss, whe...

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Typical spoiled man!!!

How To Shower Like a Man Turn on immersion heater and wait hours for water to reheat after wife's shower. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge...

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My Laugh for the Day.!!!

One day a Scotsman, who has been stranded on a desert island for over ten long years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon. "It's certainly not a ship...

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Crafty old coot..hmm..sorry

An old wolf. So an older, white haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jewe...

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She got him good!....

At a girl’s college dormitory, dates were permitted only on Saturday night. One young man showed up on a Tuesday evening, explaining to an older woman...

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Well. That was an interesting night!!!

One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they're both doctors. After abou...

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Amazing what money can do.....

Graham Martin is in Hospital: Who the hell is GRAHAM? Well Graham is the geezer who got home late one night and Helen his wife, says. "Where the hel...

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Haaaaa... u made my day!!

A woman tries getting on a bus, but realizes her skirt is too tight. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt...

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What an.. instrument.....

An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor” “Of course child. What may I do for you”...

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Unique Holiday Gifts

I have recently discovered my hidden artistic talent. If anybody would like portraits of their pets done, just pm me for details. Act quick be...

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Cooking Adventure Failures

Cooking Adventure Failures

I went to make an ooey gooey cheese sauce because a good sauce can be used to make many things taste better. I watched a you tube video for an easy s...

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Trump Claims he Won German Election

Trump Claims he Won German Election

From The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Claims He Won German Election By Andy Borowitz PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Repor...

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Lol..men are men....

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She...

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Abbott And Costello on vaccinations

Abbott And Costello on vaccinations

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How to make your wife or significant other happy

How to make your wife or significant other happy

Literally every single thing in this video is true. Obviously, the entire thing is passive aggressive, but it’s so true. Watch David Hookstead:...

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The New Bug,

FOXITIS This is the new bug, that has been around for some time. Just to think of Foxitis makes me laugh.....

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Dum......Dum...

An elderly lady was invited to an old friend's home for dinner one evening. She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to her...

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Speaking horse......

A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him on the head with a frying pan. 'What was that for?' the man asked. The wife replied, 'That...

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Pink

Pink

I love color changes. Right now I'm in love with pink before pink it was blue and before that green. Out of the blue a few weeks ago I just decide...

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When 2 of the worst US presidents duke it out with words

When 2 of the worst US presidents duke it out.....with words.

First the background, well summed up by the following video; Then quick as a bunny, the comedy from Borowitz, laden with the irony of what shou...

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The Polite Way to P...(ee)

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Johnny", if you were on a date...

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God Must Be Crazy

God Must Be Crazy !!!

I sometimez feel really baaddd for that God fella !! I mean if there is One !! If God is around somewhere , then The God must be thinking ... "...

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Didn't see that one coming.....

I was sitting at a bar one time, when I noticed that, next to me, an old drunk was hassling one of the biggest, toughest guys I’d ever seen. The old...

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Hollly Cow

Hollly Cow ... !!!

" An enthusiastic Preacher belonging to the Society for the Protection of Cows , came for an interview with Swamiji (SWAMI VIVEKANAND) .. He (the Prea...

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Bidens Guest Hosting Of Jeopardy A Disaster

Biden's Guest Hosting Of 'Jeopardy!' A Disaster

Biden's Guest Hosting Of 'Jeopardy!' A Disaster As He Flees Every Time A Contestant Puts An Answer In Form Of A Question. CULVER CITY, CA—It seemed...

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3 Contractors

3 Contractors

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Kentucky, and the third is from New Orle...

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WHY OH WHY

WHY OH WHY ....

connecting singles ,,,this is where you get a chance completely free of charge , to portray ones self to a world wide audience in the hope of meeting...

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Fun excellent facilities for your private parts

Fun: ...excellent facilities for your private parts....

Copied from another page (goes to show that translation is not easy ?? ): A friend went to Beijing recently and was given this brochure by the hotel....

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Lindsey Graham marriage to

Lindsey Graham marriage to...

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All of you

All of you...

In the South, all of you has been replaced with Y'all. This happened long before the time of the Civil War. Everyone is included when you say Y'all....

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Best divorce letter.....

BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years &...

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The Major League Record for

The Major League Record for......

..... having home runs hit off your head. That's using your head, Jose....

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