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ALL

ALL

Some people blame ALL democrats for whatever and about as many other people blame ALL Republicans for whatever, right? I think that is what turns me...

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Stop tearing down national monuments

Stop tearing down national monuments...

Please protesters, stop tearing down national monuments... I just heard for every one you take down, Don Jr. will have one erected of his father! T...

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A new one hot off the press Rally Stimulus Checks

A new one, hot off the press - Rally Stimulus Checks !

Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Offers Stimulus Checks to Anyone Willing to Come to His Next Rally By Andy Borowitz June 23, 2020 WA...

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The Stable Genius got punked by teengers lol

The "Stable Genius" got punked by teengers lol

Trump and his minions were actually bragging about how much interest there was in Trump's then upcoming rally in Tulsa Oklahoma, a state he had handil...

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WV to Remove Don Knotts Barney Fife Statue Following Protests

WV to Remove Don Knotts/Barney Fife Statue Following Protests

West Virginia will remove a statue of actor and comedian Don Knotts that is located in his hometown of Morgantown, WV. Knotts, is best known for hi...

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Madness

Madness

I don't think there is or there should be anything call madness. No one is mad. The madness is, there is a helluva thing called NORMAL we all can't...

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I Saw The Doctor The Other Day

I Saw The Doctor The Other Day.

Morris , an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. > A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous...

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I Saw The Doctor The Other Day

I Saw The Doctor The Other Day.

I Saw The Doctor The Other Day. He checked me over completely and told me I was doing well except for one thing! He told me to exercise more! R...

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Some Norm Peterson quotes from Cheers

Some Norm Peterson quotes from Cheers

How's it going Mr. Peterson? "It's a dog-eat-dog world, and I'm wearing Milkbone Underwear" "Beer please Woody." "Isn't it a little early Mr Pete...

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Grey hair

Grey hair...

I have a female cousin who is the same age as me. Our birthdays are a week apart. She's in New Jersey and rarely do we communicate. Different priorit...

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some old sayings my dad use to say

some old sayings my dad use to say...

Whore bait A*shole Pete It don't take a scissor bell. dirty pot licker water the horse I am not even sure what some of these mean. I think I...

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Faucis suggestion to go enjoy golf for some

Fauci's 'suggestion' to go enjoy golf for some

Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Fauci Urges Trump to Remain on Golf Course Until Pandemic Is Over “It’s in the b...

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Trumps mugshot

Trumps mugshot

page down. 10 or 11 times to find it https://www.google.com/search?q=Jerry+Tillman+Mug+shot&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwiF49Trj_fnAhUMEd8KHao4Dx8Q2-cCegQIA...

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Joke of the day

Joke of the day

Heard from a redneck comedian last night; "Women were meant to do the cooking. Heck, god gave them milk & eggs for starters. Those are ingredients...

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6 Times

6 Times !

There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'...

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Mozzies

Mozzies

The attack started at exactly 2am. I have no idea from where this came. Sometimes I think they just materialise from thin air. Very difficult to fi...

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Eating with a facemask

Eating with a facemask

With the easing on the opening of restaurants, and before I make my reservations, I experimented with a number of ways of how to tackle one of my favo...

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Quote of the Night

Quote of the Night

"Of course Trump wants to defund the World Health Organization. It stands for things he hates. The world, health and organization." ~ Stephen Co...

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What Does It Take To Make You Laugh

What Does It Take To Make You Laugh ?

Humor is very important in our life. A person with a lively sense of humor who can laugh at himself/herself and at just about anything is insightful...

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Just wondering

Just wondering....

...if the best 2 players in the world have a match between one another, is it still appropriate to call the game..... BADminton ?...

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Pick UP lines for the Covid 19 era for men women

Pick-UP lines for the Covid-19 era (for men & women)

What do you think about going back to my place and washing our hands together ? Do you have Covid-19 ? Why ? Because you look a lot hotter than 9...

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He never got any respect

He never got any respect

Why we miss Rodney Dangerfield He said... With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run...

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Consistent Testing results for AG Bill Barr

Consistent Testing results for AG, Bill Barr

Today from The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Bill Barr Tests Negative for Integrity By Andy Borowitz May 8, 2020 WASH...

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Comedic Actor Jerry Stiller dies at 92 of natural causes

Comedic Actor Jerry Stiller dies at 92 of 'natural causes'

Perhaps best known for his bizzarre father roles on Seinfeld and The King of Queens, as well as his previous stand-up routines with his wife, as 'Sti...

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An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane...

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a...

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The Craziest Idea yet to Fight the Virus

The 'Craziest' Idea yet to Fight the Virus

Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Nation’s Governors Consider Forming Country By Andy Borowitz April 13, 2020...

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Soap on a rope

Soap on a rope...

When I was a kid, we had soap on a rope hanging in the shower. I'm guessing it was English Leather and had a strong 'woody' scent. Not sure where it c...

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A Serious Idea for You to Ponder

A Serious Idea for You to Ponder

If the sign in the middle of a grassy area, says "Keep Off The Grass"........ How did it get there ?...

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Laugh Donald at his best continue

Laugh, Donald at his best continue

Your POTUS at his best. https://youtu.be/SaMWjsYQud0...

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We all need a good laugh Donald at his best

We all need a good laugh. Donald at his best

Relax those smile muscles. https://youtu.be/Fwfk5FUUbTM...

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The Bushman At Work,,

With most of us under shoot down Its time for laugh.. https://www.facebook.com/RRyanlewis/?eid=ARC_EfcUYBfTXa3iehJ96Nm3Lp8rpJpFJPsplCAQjCN043MW...

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Math Quiz determine your favorite Movie

Math Quiz.....determine your favorite Movie

Hope this quiz gives you smile in these times, This quick quiz should do the trick. Grab a paper and pencil and do what it says. You will be amazed ho...

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Flip Flops

Flip-Flops...

Simple rule... I don't walk around barefooted. My preference is/are shoes and socks but In the house, I wear men's sandals aka flip-flops. Once a wee...

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Song Update

Song Update

Can he see it in your eyes, or your bathroom ?...

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Yay

Yay!

A submicroscopic infectious agent that replicates only inside the living cells of an organism has knocked Topic Trump off the blogs to the oblivion....

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Bob called

Bob called...

Yesterday, Bob a personal friend and former associate called. Bob: Hi Tony, Bob here. How are you doing? Me: Good Bob, just making the best of retir...

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Hot off the press No one who cant read could have seen the pandemic coming

Hot off the press; No one (who can't read) could have seen the pandemic coming

Yesterday in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Study: No One Could Have Seen Pandemic Coming Except People Capable of Reading...

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BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS !!!

Read all about it, read all about it... Trump blogs are eclipsed by creepy sleepy Joe Biden blogs. Get your blog in while the goin' is good!!...

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Coronavirus pow wow

Coronavirus pow wow

The American Medical Association has weighed in on Congress's care package: The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists a...

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Dr Fauci urges pharmaceutical companies to help milions of people with development of one pill

Dr. Fauci urges pharmaceutical companies to help milions of people with development of one pill

Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Fauci Begs Pharma Companies to Speed Development of Anti-Narcissism Drug By Andy...

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